Where My Country Gone?

South Park 19×2

& Marsh: Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Did somebody over here say «illegal immigrants»? Because the correct term is «undocumented immigrants,» all right, bro?

& P.C. Principal: You really think you can refer to an undocumented immigrant as a «Canuck»?
    Garrison: P.C. Principal, they got up in the middle of my lecture and started playing music.
    P.C. Principal: So did you forget that at 8:00 and 11:00, all Canadians face east and play Chuck Mangione, or did you not care to find out about their religious customs?
    Garrison: They... They don’t even speak English.
    P.C. Principal: Then you need to be teaching in both languages from now on.

& Cartman: This is interesting. Have you guys read Genesis 34?.. Well, it’s intriguing, because in Genesis 34, the Jews actually did something similar to what Kyle’s doing now.
    Kyle: I’m not responsible for this. Illegal immigration has been happening forever.
    Cartman: But it’s happening a lot more now, after you decide to give a big speech about Caitlyn Jenner because you want to bring down the cultural fabric of America ’Cause you’re a Jew.

& Mr. Stkrdknmibalz: Happy evening, friends. My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz, and we are going to learn Canadian.

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& Stkrdknmibalz: Speaking Canadian isn’t so difficult, and in fact, our alphabet and yours are fairly similar. So why don’t we begin singing it together?
        ♪ A, B, C, D ♪
        ♪ E, F, Guy ♪
        ♪ H, I, J, K ♪
        ♪ L, M, N, O, Buddy ♪
        ♪ Q, R, S ♪
        ♪ T, U, Friend ♪
        ♪ W, X, Eh, and Pbht! ♪
        ♪ These are Canadian ABCs ♪
        ♪ Susie likes hairy balls ♪
        ♪ What do ya think of these? ♪

& Garrison: Sorry. Not sorry.

& Cartman: Guys, what if this was all exactly what Kyle planned? Get the Canadians here, make them feel persecuted, and then what? Uprisings, rebellion. Next thing you know, they’re sending us to camps and using us as livestock.

& Charlotte: Thanks, Butters. I’m sore-y I didn’t know what ice cream was.
    Butters: What’s sore-y?
    Charlotte: Well, that’s what Canadians say to express remorse.

& Thomas: Canada has everything. It’s the greatest country on Earth.
    Butters: But... so, then why did you leave?
    Thomas: There were several candidates during the Canadian elections. One of them was this brash asshole who just spoke his mind. He didn’t really offer any solutions. He just said outrageous things. We thought it was funny. Nobody really thought he’d ever be president. It was a joke. But we just let the joke go on for too long. He kept gaining momentum, and by the time we were all ready to say, «Okay, let’s get serious now. Who should really be president?» He was already being sworn into office. We weren’t paying attention. We weren’t paying attention!
    Butters: Geez. How bad can a president be?

& Butters: I wasn’t supposed to have time. I was supposed to give you a Hot Cosby so our species could coexist.

& Charlotte: In Canada, we call a Slow Cosby «love...»

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