Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Two and a Half Men 11×12

& Alan: Do you have plans for tonight? You wanna see a movie?
    Jenny: No, my girlfriend and I are actually making one. It’s like The Hunger Games, but we’re not gonna be eating food.

& Lyndsey: Are you really that stupid?
    Walden: All right, you’re talking to a guy who stuck his penis in a vacuum.
    Lyndsey: What’s wrong with you?
    Berta: Wait, I keep a list on the fridge..... Number one. He’s stupid. Number two. Smells like mushroom soup. Number three. He dates that desperate chick who... Number four.

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& Gwen: Look, if you don’t wanna go, I can give the guys a ride to the party. Jeff in the front. Larry in the rear. It’ll be tight, but we can make it work.

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