The Big Bang Theory 9×3
& Raj: This van was owned and driven by your personal physics hero... Richard Feynman. ...
Leonard: This was Feynman’s van? That’s so cool.
Raj: Yeah, nothing’s been changed since he drove it.
Sheldon: I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy. Yeah, and talked about physics with them!
& Penny: If I want to see a naked dancing man, I just flush the toilet while Leonard’s in the shower.
& Amy: In the spirit of bachelorette parties, I made cookies in the shape of male genitals.
Penny: You really didn’t have to... Whoa! That is anatomic.
& Amy: Actually, I was thinking of making one small change.
Bernadette: Your sweater?
Penny: Your glasses?
Bernadette: Your hair?
Penny: Your shoes!
& Amy: My mom said pierced ears were for whores, pirates and genies.
& Penny: Oh, come on. I’ll be gentle. Let me take your ear virginity.
Bernadette: This party’s weird.
& Sheldon: Everybody hold on! Let’s take this problem one step at a time. First, we need to decide whether we’re calling it leever or lehver. And the sooner we decide it’s leever, the sooner we can roll up our sleeves— not slehves— and get to work.
Leonard: We’re gonna be here «foreever.»
& Penny: Okay, just... give me that. Amy broke up with Sheldon, she got her ears pierced and she made us eat penis cookies!.. Hang on. She wants to talk to you.
& Sheldon: I have an eidetic memory. Sometimes it’s a curse.
& Raj: I had no idea tortilla chips were such a good fuel source.
Leonard: They’re basically pure hydrocarbons soaked in fat. Let’s hope the lug nut expands.
& Raj: Is that enough to melt the lug nut?
Leonard: Well, let’s start small. We can always add more.
Howard: You put up a good fight, lug nut... but you’ve met your match.
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