My Name Is Earl 2x01

Very Bad Things

Season 2, Episode 1

* Earl: Joy, that's against the law.
   Joy: Earl, this is not about the law; it's about right and wrong. And isn't that what your list is about? Righting wrongs, do unto others, all that Robin Hood, Batman, Jesus stuff?
   Earl: Well, you've got a good point. The store did do you wrong. I don't know if Jesus or Batman would sell the truck, but Robin Hood might. Okay, I'll do it.


* Joy: Hey, bring me something!
   Earl: What?
   Joy: I don't know, something fun. Surprise me. But with chocolate and peanuts.
   Earl: Snickers?
   Joy: Damn it, Earl, I said surprise me.

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* Joy: What do you hate more, flies or mosquitoes?
   Earl: Why?
   Joy: Just making conversation. Damn. Never mind.
   Earl: Mosquitoes.
   Joy: Me, too. You know, they say mosquitoes in Africa kill people. Can you imagine the size those things got to be?


* Earl: Randy, do you think it's my fault Joy went to jail? Randy?
   Randy: Trying to sleep, Earl. Can't this wait till morning?
   Earl: You woke me up last night to ask if I tought monkeys ever worried about their looks.
   Randy: Oh yeah, sorry. Do you think they do?
   Earl: I already told you. If they're worried about their looks, they'd wear pants.
   Randy: Yeah.
   Earl: Good night, Randy.
   Randy: Good night, Earl.



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