The Middle Earth Paradigm
Season 1, Episode 6
* Penny: So how was paintball? Did you have fun?
Sheldon: Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.
* Penny: Oh, hey, guys.
Leonard: Hey, sorry we're late.
Penny: Late? It's 7:05.
Sheldon: And you said the party starts at 7.
Penny: Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at 7, no one shows up at, you know, 7.
Sheldon: It's 7:05.
* Howard: Hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.
Rajesh: What is your move?
Howard: I'm going to use the mirror technique. She brushes her hair back, I brush mine. She shrugs, I shrug. Subconsciously, she's thinking, "We're in sync. We belong together."
Leonard: Where do you get this stuff?
Howard: You know, psychology journals, Internet research. And there's this great show on VH1 about how to pick up girls.
* Leonard: I wanna get to know Penny's friends. I just... I don't know how to talk to these people.
Sheldon: Well, I actually might be able to help.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: Like Jane Goodall observing the apes I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured. But patterns emerge. They have their own language, if you will.
Leonard: Go on.
Sheldon: Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting, "How wasted am I?" Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude."
Leonard: Then what happens?
Sheldon: That's as far as I've gotten.
* Leonard: Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.
Sheldon: And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants... pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
Leonard: Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. In the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. And we shouldn't have to back down.
Sheldon: True. Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?
Leonard: No. I'm going to assert my dominance face to face.
Sheldon: Face to face? Are you gonna wait for him to sit down or you gonna stand on the coffee table?
* Penny: Oh, hey, guys. You having a good time?
Sheldon: Given the reaction to my costume this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
Kurt: What? You're a zebra, right?
Sheldon: Yet another child left behind.
* Leonard: I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. You can't compete with me on an intellectual level and so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
Kurt: You calling me a puffy animal?
Penny: Oh, of course not. No, he's not. You're not, right, Leonard?
Leonard: No, I said animalistic. Of course, we're all animals... but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
Sheldon: If he understands that, you're in trouble.
Kurt: So what? I'm unevolved?!
Sheldon: You're in trouble.
* Sheldon: If it's any consolation... I thought that Homo habilis line really put him in his place.
* Penny: Boy, you're really smart.
Leonard: Yeah, I'm a freaking genius.
Penny: Leonard, you are so great. Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.
--- Словарик:
frag — убить осколочной гранатой
emerge — выясняться, явствовать, следовать; выявляться
primordial — первобытный
eggplants — (бот.) баклажан
scathing — едкий, злой, уничтожающий
intimidate — пугать, запугивать; угрожать, устрашать; шантажировать
animalistic — в виде животного; чувственный, плотский
puffery — чрезмерное рекламирование; непомерное восхваление; дутая реклама
puffy — напыщенный, высокопарный
evolve — развиваться, эволюционировать
consolation — утешение
habile — ловкий, умелый, искусный
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