Number One
Season 1, Episode 24
* Darnell: Question, Earl. How do you decide what you're gonna do next on your list? If it's too personal, I'll mind my own beeswax.
Earl: Well, uh, sometimes karma gives me a sign... other times I just pick one at random.
Randy: And sometimes he lets me pick, but I get a little freaked out when I play God. That's why I also don't vote on American Idol.
* Randy: I'm starving, Earl. Maybe we should go steal some food. You know I get angry when I'm hungry, like the Hulk. Only I don't get all green and muscly. I just get dizzy and snap at people that don't deserve it.
Earl: Randy, we're not stealing anything. We're stickin' to the list so somethin' good will happen to us again. I just need to find somethin' that won't cost any money to cross off my list.
Randy: List, list, list! I swear to God, you say the word "list" one more time I'm gonna pull your tongue right out of your mouth and stick it up your... I'm sorry. That was the hungry, dizzy Hulk. He comes on quick.
* Earl: As I tried to find something else on my list that didn't require money Darnell was trying to help us stay alive.
Darnell: Now, I know you don't have any money to buy beers... but two ladies just left the bar and they ain't finished these. Here's napkins to wipe off the lipstick.
Earl: Thanks, Crab Man. You see that, Randy? I told you karma would take care of us. Free beer. Do good things, good things happen.
Randy: There's a cigarette in mine.
Earl: So? You know, I think having that money spoiled you, Randy. Just pinch your lips tighter to keep the cigarette out. Plus, it'll make your beer last longer.
Darnell: Here. Someone left half a hamburger by the pool table.
Randy: There's a cigarette in here too.
Earl: Give it to me, princess.
* Earl: Doing things on the list without money was starting to feel like... surfing TV channels without a clicker. It could be done, but your legs'll get awfully tired.
* Randy: Now what?
Earl: I don't know. I'm really hungry.
Randy: Yeah, me too. I spent the whole day trying to pull a peanut out of that heater vent. Turns out it was just a moth.
Earl: How was it?
Randy: Dry.
--- Словарик:
mind your own bees-wax! — не лезь не в своё дело!
spoil — портить; баловать
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End of Season 1
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