House M.D. 3x22

Resignation

Season 3, Episode 22

* Cuddy: Are you sure?
   House: Yeah.
   Cuddy: Why?
   House: He's afraid of turning into me.
   Cuddy: Well, that's a good enough reason.


* Wilson: You could try bargaining with him. Give him a raise.
   House: How much do you think it would cost to make him want to be like me?


* Patient: It's about my bowel movements.
   House 2 Patient's girlfriend Honey: You sure you want to be here for this?
   Honey: We do everything together.
   House: Of course. A toilet can be a lonely place.
   Drop your pants. I'll suit up.


* House: Don't you see how incredible this call was? A protein deficiency. It can't be tested. Can't be seen. I called it based on coughing blood.
   Foreman: You're happy about this.
   Cameron: She's going to die.
   House: That's not my fault. She was going to die, anyway. And now, thanks to me, at least she'll know why.

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* House: You don't wanna quit.
   Foreman: You saying you don't want me to quit?
   House: Didn't sound like I said that. I'm saying that suddenly you're trying to turn me into a kinder, gentler ass. Because you know who you are. And you figure if you can make me decent and caring, then maybe there's hope for...
   Foreman: You're about to tell a girl she's dying and you think it's about you. God, I hope I'm not you.


* House: I'm going to have a mug of peppermint tea, please.
   Honey: This isn't a job interview, is it?
   House: It's some kind of interview. You're judging me. I'm judging you.
   Honey: You have the upper hand. I don't know anything about you.
   House: I'm on antidepressants because a doctor friend of mine thinks I'm miserable. I don't like them, they make me hazy. I eat meat, I like drugs. And I'm not always faithful to the women I date.
   Honey: You don't seem depressed.
   House: You do realize you just skipped over several deep character flaws that most women would run screaming from.
   Honey: You told the truth.
   House: Yeah, I don't always do that, either.
   Honey: Well, how miserable can you be, saving lives, sleeping around, and doing drugs?
   House: Were you on the debating team in high school? Also, I hate tea.



--- Словарик:
bowel — кишечник; пищеварительный тракт
to move one's bowels — иметь стул
suit — удовлетворять требованиям; подходить, устраивать
hazy — туманный, подёрнутый дымкой, неясный; слегка подвыпивший


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