My Name Is Earl 1x23

BB

Season 1, Episode 23

* Joy: I want you to fix that hole in the wall behind the Jesus-eatin'-dinner picture that you put there. {...}
   Darnell: I can't believe there's a hole behind this picture. That's a relief. Last week it was bangin' on the wall... and I thought Jesus was mad at me for puttin' that Darwin fish on the back of the car.
   Earl: I guess it was just windy.


* Randy: I'm tryin' to get two earthworms to fight. The one on the left keeps running. Come on, homes. Kick his butt. Do worms have butts? If they do, they look just like their faces.
   Earl: Hey, that one looks kinda angry. Maybe we should cut him in half and make him fight himself.
   Randy: I don't think that would work. If you cut me in half, I wouldn't fight with my legs. I'd try to work with 'em and get us to a hospital.


* Randy: Bein' a metal detective's gotta be the best job in the whole world. You get to see what everyone's got in their pockets.

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* Prosecutor: Prosecution will show that the defendant was taking money in exchange for sex at the Rainbow Burger drive-through.
   Patty: That's a lie. I wasn't takin' money for sex. I was takin' burgers for sex. And curly fries for a diddle and a pickle for a "lookee." What? It's my Tuesday afternoon special.


* Randy: I bet he's had 20 beers today. That's how many I had when I tried to plug the television into that dog.


* Earl: Sign says 60 miles to Camden.
   Randy: I wonder why they call it a mile.
   Earl: Well, because that's what it is. What else are you gonna call it, a "clorp"? No one would know what you're talkin' about.



--- Словарик:
Prosecutor — обвинитель
diddle — надуть, облапошить
pickle — соленья, маринады, пикули; солёные или маринованные огурцы


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