My Name Is Earl 1x16

The Professor

Season 1, Episode 16

* Randy: I never thought of drinking beer upside down before.
   Earl: It tastes the same.
   Randy: Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it gets to your livers.

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* Earl: It's just not in the cards for me right now. I can't be anyone's boyfriend. I'm karma's bitch.


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