The Graduates

Modern Family 8×22

& Phil: Riddle me this... What has two hands, is wound tight, and has a lot of ticks?
    Luke: Alex?
    Phil: Good guess, but no.

& Luke: Mom, Dad, you did all the hard work getting me through high school. You deserve a gift.

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& Mitchell: So, I’ve narrowed it down to Swiss Coffee and Whispering White. But I can’t decide between matte or satin.
    Cameron: I thought we landed on Eggshell.
    Mitchell: We decided against Eggshell. W-why don’t we just sell the house?!
    Cameron: Why don’t we just paint the floor Eggshell since that’s what I’m walking on.

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