Alone Time

Modern Family 8×21

& Cameron: I don’t care. If you want to go alone, go alone. I don’t care.
    Mitchell: Oh, see, you said «I don’t care» twice.
    Cameron: Because that’s how much I don’t care.

& Phil: Oh, God! Haley crying about Dylan, Alex freaking out about school, this is like a big déjà vu.
    Claire: No, déjà vu is when you imagine that you’ve seen something before. This is just vu!

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& Claire: Where are we going?
    Phil: Let’s let the universe decide... «Family is a gift you receive every day»?
    Claire: So they’re making sarcastic ones now?

& Jay: Nobody keeps me on edge for 500 pages then decides they’re just done writing. Either end the damn story or don’t even write it!

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