Trust
Thomas Fuller
& Ryan: My ex, Paula... she’s getting married.
Wilfred: How’d she dump you?
Ryan: Actually, I dumped her. ... We were dating for about a year, and then one night out of the blue, we’re in bed, and she sticks her finger in my butt. Just like that, without any discussion. Freak.
Wilfred: If you dumped a tidy piece like that over the saintly act of knuckle-busting your anus hole, I’d say that makes you the freak.
Ryan: What, I’m supposed to put a ring on that finger?
Wilfred: Ryan, I think you’re not being honest with yourself about this breakup. There’s a deeper issue here. Deeper than Paula’s finger could ever reach.
& Wilfred: Have you ever been in a sack race?
Ryan: What does that have to do with anything?
Wilfred: Everything has to do with everything, Ryan.
& Ryan: Okay, we’re almost there. Here’s your
Wilfred: They look like welding goggles.
Ryan: I know. Pretty high tech, huh?
& Wilfred: I just thought now we’re best mates, you might want to play a bit of ball first, at least buy me a drink, but no, you skipped all that, and went straight to rooting me in the ass!
& Wilfred: It’s a conspiracy, Ryan! And you’re playing right into their hands! Yeah! Wake up, dumb shits! The American Veterinarian Medical Association is a front controlled by a shadow organization funded by FEMA! The puppet master is Bob Barker! Don’t let them take... my... balls.
& Ryan: Hey, how are you feeling?
Wilfred: I’ll kill you. I’ll murder you in your sleep.
& Ryan: Wilfred, this is Dr. Bangachon.
Wilfred: I need a doctor, not tech support.
& Ryan: I have a chance with Jenna?
Wilfred: No way. Never happen.
Ryan: Why not? I... I’m not good enough for her? She’s so perfect?
Wilfred: She’s not perfect, Ryan. I just... say she is, because I want so much for it to be true. But she has a flaw. A big one.
Ryan: Whatever it is, it can’t be that bad.
Wilfred: It is bad, Ryan. She... has...
Ryan: What? What does she have?!
Wilfred: Mustn’t betray her trust.
Ryan: Tell me!
Wilfred: J... Jenna has... a... dick.
& Jenna: Nothing says thank you like vegan tofu wraps.
Ryan: Great. I love tofu.
Jenna: You’re kidding! Tofu? Weak! Got us some big, greasy Philly cheesesteaks.
Ryan: Should I open a bottle of wine?
Jenna: With cheesesteaks?.. It’s got to be beer, right?
Ryan: A woman who drinks beer... That’s sort of... rare and unusual.
& Wilfred: For the last time, he does not have a dick!
Ryan: He?!
Wilfred: Stop twisting my words!
& Ryan: Look, there’s something you should know about me. I’ve been trying to hide it, but... it’s time I tell someone the truth. I know it’s gonna sound crazy, but... here goes. I’m awkward.
& Wilfred: People fart much more than they care to realize. I constantly am smelling fart feelings. Sometimes it-it-it’s fear... or lust or joy. Now, joy farts, now, they are amazing. Everything I need to know about someone I can glean from their asshole. Some people think that eyes are the window into the soul. Couldn’t be more wrong.
+ on Imdb.
+ BTW, something (interesting) about Trust: "...trust is ultimately about the expectation of rewards. We see trust as such a noble trait, but it’s ultimately rooted in a greedy calculation, emanating from our primal dopaminergic circuitry..."
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