& David: Do you remember when I was a little boy and we went on that caravan holiday in Whitley Bay? ... And I asked you what was the one thing you’d like to do before you died.
Maureen: Yeah, and I said wine tasting in France.
David: No, you didn’t.
Maureen: I did. I still do — I’d love to do that.
David: Oh. I’ve completely misremembered it, then.
Maureen: What did you think I said?
David: Zorbing.
Maureen: Whoa!
David: Keep your knees together — I can see between your legs!
& Nurse Kenchington: Put that down and get out!
Librarian: Yes, Nurse Kenchington.
Nurse Kenchington: You didn’t masturbate in my tea, did you?
Librarian: No. No, I didn’t.
Nurse Kenchington: Good. Because Patient Wilkinson did, and we soon put a stop to that.
& Tealeaf: We saw you on telly last night.
Bishop: Ah, what about that poor woman? I know, was it three different men or one man three times?
& Chris: Where’s Shahrouz?
Hattie: Erm, you mean my husband?
Chris: I mean my boyfriend, where is he?!
& Mrs. Wren: Is it ice cream?
Mr. Jelly: No, it’s a kidney!
Mrs. Wren: That’s a funny flavour. Mind you, they have cookie dough now.
& David: How long do you think she’s got?
Maureen’s Doctor: Well, let me put it this way, you know when you go food shopping at, um...
David: Nettos?
Doctor: Thought so. And you know on the food has two dates — ’Sell By’ and ’Use By’. Well, your mum has gone way past Sell By and is now curling at the edges, behind an onion in the salad drawer.
David: So you’re saying I shouldn’t eat her, then?
Doctor: No. Well, you shouldn’t eat her, but I’m saying... What am I saying? I’m saying you might like to take her home and make her comfortable tonight. She won’t need to set the alarm for the morning.
David: Oh... Thank you.
& Tealeaf: But what’s this got to do with the locket?
Bishop: Everything.
& Maureen: I’m so proud of you, David. You need to know that. You’ve never left me, have you?
David: Only to go to the toilet.
Maureen: Yeah, but, even then, I was watching you... You never knew that, did you?
& Maureen: Good job I’m not religious or I’d be shitting myself now. Was it wrong to kill all those people?.. Didn’t seem wrong.
& Tealeaf: They reckon in the future they’ll be able to bring them back to life. But who’d want to bring back a dead Nazi?
Bishop: Oh, you’d be surprised. Heil Hitler. Schwartze.
On Imdb.
Комментариев нет:
Отправить комментарий