Promortyus

Rick and Morty 4x7

Rick: You don't get to tell me what to look at. I've seen your pornhub account. Also, who makes a pornhub account?
Morty: The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship. You can sort of follow each other. And check out each other's kinks, you know?
Rick: Alright, god damn, sold.

Rick: Morty, relax. They're face-hugging parasites. I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate.

Rick: Seems like a self-destructive life cycle.
Morty: Is that gonna happen to us?
Rick: You feel an egg in your stomach?
Morty: No.
Rick: Well, glass half full.

Rick: Congratulations on making it into print media. Real bright future there.

Rick: God, was I at least rich? I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out. And sell vitamins or something?
Morty: Rick, I've watched enough pornhub to know. What a studio apartment looks like.
Rick: God damn!

Rick: Alright, [BLEEP] it, run!

Morty: Oh, aw, man! How big is this city?!
Rick: I know, it's like pick a lane. Are you face huggers or industrialists?

Rick: Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?
Morty: Yeah, it's... It's like in "star wars."
Rick: Yeah, just like in "star wars." Go nuts!

Rick: Thanks, Morty. I mean that. Thank you. Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know?
Morty: Hey, man, that head's a good place to be. Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know?
Rick: Will do, buddy.

Rick: ..... Honestly, I'm proud of us for not.
Morty: Totally. It would've been cheap.
Rick: Yeah, real low-hanging fruit, and we're batter than that. Pearl Harbor, on the other hand...

Beth: So, you did a 9/11?
Morty: Almost did a 9/11. We... we went with a Pearl Harbor.
Rick: We're pretty classy.
Beth: Why were either of those an option?
Rick: Ask the Saudis.
Morty: Wow. Damn.
Rick: Yeah, getting political. I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry?

Rick: She's sleepy?! What the hell was that?!
Morty: I didn't see you trying anything!
Rick: The [BLEEP] bed isn't better than not [BLEEP] the bed!
Morty: Where's Summer?!

Rick: I don't sequel. It's called integrity.

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Rick: Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it. Time to go in hot.

Morty: Shouldn't we be finding Summer?
Rick: Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again. God, d-do I need to take more adderall, Or am I taking too much adderall?

Rick: Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords.
Morty: I know. My wrists are killing me.
Rick: Flame-throwers next time, for sure.
Morty: Can I get a laser whip?
Rick: Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off.

Rick: You're in a cape, Summer. How bad could it be? No bad story ends with a cape.

Summer: What was that?
— That is called responsibility. He was part of our greatest generation. He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face, Shit an egg, and die.
Summer: Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour, shit eggs, and die?
— Yes. We love it. I'll do it right now.
glorzo

Rick: Alright, look, uh, this been brewing for a while. I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it, But here's... Here's the world as I see it. I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs. Life is life, and that's the way it goes.

Morty: Come on, man. What is this. You don't get to do this to me! We were in eggs together!
Rick: Oh, [BLEEP], since we were in eggs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like, the biological institutions now? [BLEEP] you! All you care about is "progress" and society and skyscrapers. You don't care about [BLEEP] biology.

Rick: Oh, my god, I... I wish we could suck on each other.
Morty: I wanna suck on you, too.
Rick: I'm gonna suck you so hard.
Morty: Suck me.
Rick: C-c-can we do this? A-a-are we allowed to do this?
Morty: I don't care. I just want you. [BLEEP] all of this. Let's just get the hell outta here. And be whatever the [BLEEP] we want. That's evolution. That's progress.
Rick: I want a family. Can we have a family?
Morty: Yeah...

Rick: Mother Summer!

Rick: Maybe we, uh... maybe we don't tell people about this one.
Morty: Did we at least learn something?
Summer: That we suck and everyone sucks?
Rick: I guess that counts.

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