House M.D. 5x09

Last Resort

Season 5, Episode 9

* Patient (aka Danko from Heroes for a sec.): Excuse me, I'm looking for Dr. Cuddy.
   House: Well, she's either not here, or she's under the desk. Either way, you're gonna have to wait outside. Until I'm finished.


* Patient: I said shut up. I'm sick, and I want to know why. I want the best doctor in this hospital here, now... Or I'm gonna start killing people.
   House: What seems to be the problem?


* Patient: Nobody gets my gun. Or I'll shoot you.
   House: Threatening to shoot the guy who's diagnosing you makes a lot of sense. Actually doing it, not so much.


* House: She's gonna go.
   Nurse: She's gonna come back.
   House: She should go.
   Nurse: He'll kill him.
   House: But not her.
   Nurse: That your version of morality?
   House: If you don't think your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself.

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* House: Patient's got dyspnea, Seventh-Nerve palsy. He's sweating on one side of his face.
   Wilson: Everything okay in there?
   House: Take your time. It's not like I've got a gun to my head.


* Wilson: Did you check his throat?
   House 2 Patient: Spit on the floor.
   Patient: What?!
   House: If I do it, I can't tell Cuddy that it was medically necessary. I'm gonna ask you to piss on her chair next.


* Cuddy: A moron storms the clinic, bullies his way into life without parole, you enabling him every step.
   House: If he hadn't done what he did, he'd be dead. Good thing you enabled my every medical move.
   Cuddy: You think I handled this differently because you were in here?
   House: I don't know. Let's try it again without me.
   Cuddy: This is why you and I can't be a... thing.
   House: If you're suggesting that you screwed up because of a non-relationship with me, I don't know how I can help you. 'cause the only change you can make from a non-relationship is...
   Cuddy: You want a relationship?
   House: God, no. Just trying to follow your logic. ...




---Dictionary:
Resort — прибежище, утешение; надежда; спасительное средство
dyspnea — одышка, диспноэ
palsy — паралич; параличное дрожание
moron — слабоумный, идиот; "мудак"



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