Joker (2019)

Arthur Fleck: Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

Social Worker: Arthur, you're on seven different medications. Surely, they must be doing something.
Arthur Fleck: I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.

Thomas Wayne: It makes total sense to me. What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, yet they're too scared to show their own face. And until those kind of people change for the better, those of us who have made something of our lives will always look at those who haven't as nothing but clowns.

Arthur Fleck: You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts, but you don't listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice.

Murray Franklin: All right, now, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident who from a young age was always told that his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. Um... Okay.

Arthur Fleck: Hi. What's your name?
Bruce Wayne: I'm Bruce.
Arthur Fleck: Bruce. I'm Arthur.

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Arthur Fleck: It's so hard to just try and be happy all the time...

Arthur Fleck: You know what really makes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy... but now I realize it's a fucking comedy.

Arthur Fleck: Murray, one small thing... When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?

Murray Franklin: So, can you tell us about this look? When we spoke earlier, you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. Is that right?
Arthur Fleck: That's right, Murray. I'm not political. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
Murray Franklin: And how's that going for you?

Murray Franklin: You been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke? Yeah? Okay... He's got a book. A book of jokes... Take your time. We got all night.
Arthur Fleck: Okay, okay. Here's one... Knock, knock.

Arthur Fleck: You get what you fucking deserve!

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Oppressor

The Expanse 4×5

Murtry: One way or another, we all answer for what we've done.

Chrisjen: ... In that time, immigration between zones...
Arjun: Use simpler diction. Just say "people moving" instead.
Chrisjen: This is a waste of my time! Who the fuck cares about any of this?

Chrisjen: Caring matriarch?
Arjun: It's an election debate. They just want you to play the game.
Chrisjen: Fuck.

Chrisjen: James Holden and a bunch of Belters are fucking up our first exploration of an alien world, but yes, let's talk about the grain shipments!

Amos: Watching your ass is always a good idea.
Chandra: Oh, you hitting on me?
Amos: Not right now.
Chandra: Disappointing.

Naomi: Don't decide for them. Tell them the truth and let them decide for themselves.

Holden: I'm unarmed!
Amos: Oh, shit.
Chandra: What's he doing?
Amos: Being him.

Amos: Cap's been right about everything so far. That thing in his head is giving him answers.
Carol Chiwewe: Or he's just a crazy person with a few lucky guesses.

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Борис Акунин — Трезориум (3/3)

<< Середина

&  – Можно ли воспитать нравственного человека без любви? Разве не любовь – основа морали? Вспомните, что писал Лев Толстой о педагогике: «Главная и единственная забота людей, занятых вопросами образования, прежде всего в том, чтобы выработать соответственное нашему времени нравственное учение, построенное на любви и доброте,и поставить его во главе образования»...
     Глубокое заблуждение, ответил я. Нравственность нельзя преподать. Многие века учителя и священнослужители пытались это делать. Не работает! Нравственности нельзя научить по учебнику, по Библии или по Талмуду. Человек должен прийти к этой сумме убеждений сам, иначе она останется для него абстракцией. Главная задача воспитания заключается совершенно в другом: научить ребенка быть взрослым. Это и есть суть нравственности.
     Люди умиляются на детей: какие они трогательные, забавные, неловкие, наивные. Эта снисходительность на подсознательном уровне объясняется очень простой причиной: маленький человек слаб и не представляет опасности. Точно так же все умиляются на пушистого тигренка с его смешными зубками и коготками, но никто не умиляется на тигра. ... Меня еще на педагогическом факультете учили, что в детском саду к малышу нужно относиться, как к щенку. Он хорошенький, славненький, хочется его гладить и баловать, но делать этого ни в коем случае нельзя – нужно его дрессировать, иначе получишь глупую и кусачую собаку.
     Педагог должен относиться к ребенку как к заготовке будущей личности, как к недочеловеку.
     Ведь что такое природная нравственность ребенка, с которой он является на свет? Если оценивать ее по нормальным социальным меркам, маленький человечек – настоящий монстр. Он предельно и бесстыдно эгоистичен, глуп, неряшлив, лишен всякой эмпатии и так далее и так далее. Представьте себе на минуту тридцатилетнего или сорокалетнего человека, который из любопытства отрывает крылья у стрекозы, или требует немедленно дать ему всё, что он захочет, или лупит кого-то лопатой в песочнице.
     Я полностью разделяю точку зрения, впервые сформулированную еще в античности: Зло – это детскость, а Добро – взрослость. Детскость – это зацикленность только на своих желаниях и потребностях, вечное «дай», полная асоциальность и абсолютная безответственность, то есть точный портрет архетипического злодея. В то же время настоящая взрослость – это добровольное самоограничение и ответственность, жертвенность и альтруизм, терпимость и способность к пониманию, умение прогнозировать последствия своих поступков.
     Правильное воспитание – это когда изначальное нравственное чудовище постепенно делается лучше. То есть взрослее.
     Человек рождается на свет маленьким чудовищем. Преодоление природной инфантильности – вот задача педагога.
     И то же самое, разумеется, относится к человечеству в целом. ...

&  Оказывается, если думаешь не о себе, а о других, не так страшно.

  ... Брось, всё нормально, сказала она себе. Просто ты перепсиховала, и теперь у тебя нервная реакция, ступор. Ничего, со временем оттаешь. Вся жизнь впереди.”

What Lies Beneath (2000)

Jody: It's a beautiful thing, alimony. You lose a husband... get a car.

Claire Spencer: Why is this so hard?
Dr. Drayton: ... It's hard because I'm a complete stranger... and you're talking about incredibly personal things. Besides, most people, when they come the first time, are wondering... if I think they're crazy. Don't worry. I'm required... to have three sessions before I can commit... That was a joke.

Claire Spencer: You. You think you're smart, don't you? You think you got away with it. Well, I know you killed her, you murdering son of a bitch!

Claire Spencer: Why don't you shut up, professor? Why don't you just... shut up?

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The Mandalorian. Chapter 7: The Reckoning

The Mandalorian: It seems like a straightforward operation...

The Mandalorian: He's not a local warlord. He's Imperial.
Cara Dune: I'm in.

Cara Dune: We need someone to watch that thing...

Kuiil: I don't think it was engineered. I've worked in the gene farms. This one looks evolved. Too ugly.

IG-11: Would anyone care for some tea?

Kuiil: Why're you so distrustful of droids?... Droids are not good or bad. They are neutral reflections of those who imprint them.

The Mandalorian: What is it?
Kuiil: What it is, I don't know. But what it does, this... This I've heard rumors of.

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IG-11: I have prepared second meal. Would you care to be served here or below?

Greef Karga: So, this little bogwing is what all the fuss was about... What a precious little creature. I can see why you didn't want to harm a hair on its wrinkled little head.

Greef Karga: Trust me. Nothing can go wrong.

Cara Dune: Let's just kill him and get outta here.

The Client: Why did Mandalore resist our expansion? The Empire improves every system it touches. Judge by any metric. Safety, prosperity, trade, opportunity, peace... Compare Imperial rule to what is happening now. Look outside. Is the world more peaceful since the revolution? I see nothing but death and chaos.

Cara Dune: Four stormtroopers?

Moff Gideon: It means more to me than you will ever know.

The Mandalorian: Kuiil? Are you there? Do you copy? Kuiil? Kuiil!

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Борис Акунин — Трезориум (2/3)

<< Начало

&  – ...Ты вот сейчас побледнел, когда услышал крики раненого. А это самое лучшее, что есть на войне. Когда оказывают помощь человеку, который страдает. Всё остальное много хуже. И страшней. Даже не смерть и раны, хотя это, конечно, кошмар, а... Растаптывание личности. Превращение человека в кусок мяса. Животный ужас, который ничему не учит, а только убивает всё, с таким трудом накопленное воспитанием, чтением книг, любовью... И еще грязь. Всегда, повсюду, во всех смыслах!

&  Мне умный человек сказал, давно еще: всегда, говорит, хоти чего-то одного, самого главного, но очень сильно. Тогда сбудется.

&  Главная проблема людей в том, что они не умеют жить. Потому что никто не учит ребенка, как ему распорядиться даром жизни, а если и учат, то всякой чепухе. Человек не знает сам про себя, что́ он такое, на что он годен и на что не годен, в чем его польза для себя и окружающих. Из-за этого мир населен никчемными, озлобленными, не нашедшими себя индивидами, которые несчастны сами и делают несчастными других.

&  Мы обитаем в аду, и этот ад – дело наших собственных рук, результат того, что людей никто не научил быть людьми.

&  Наверно в аду так же, если он есть... Не раскаленные сковородки с чертями, а грязь, серость, полное одиночество, предчувствие беды, и гоняют с места на место, всё ближе к раскатам грома...

&  – Ты чего, правда будешь их бить?
     – Одного забью до смерти. Потому что человек не собака. Он не простит, в спину пальнет. Мне оно надо?

&  – А что было в тридцать седьмом?
     – Человек со мной в камере сидел, интересный. Пожилой, из царских дипломатов. Научил одному секрету. Как сохранить достоинство, когда его хотят отобрать люди, которые могут сделать с тобой что угодно. Надо мучителей дегуманизировать. Он это так называл. ... Расчеловечить. Не считать их людьми. Вот овчарка лагерная – она же тебя унизить не может, если облает или даже укусит? Потому что она не человек, а собака, натасканная на злобу. Так же надо относиться и к этим. Они не люди, стыдиться их незачем.

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Ready or Not (2019)

Alex Le Domas: Without you, I'm...
Daniel Le Domas: One of us.

Daniel Le Domas: You don't belong in this family. I mean that as a compliment.

Grace: I can't believe that in half an hour... I will be a part of the Le Domas gaming... dynasty? Empire?
Alex Le Domas: "Dominion." We prefer "dominion."

Alex Le Domas: I'm serious, I'm serious, honey. I'm giving you an out. Right now.
Grace: No, thank you. I'm all the way in.

Becky Le Domas: Nervous? Because your blood isn't blue enough? They said the same thing about me.
Grace: They did?
Becky Le Domas: Stand tall and fuck 'em. The only thing that matters is what Alex thinks. And that we know.

Grace: A game? What game?
Alex Le Domas: I don't know. Uh, you draw a card. Could be backgammon, croquet, checkers, for all I know...

Grace: If it gets your family to accept me, I will play the shit out... of checkers. I'm really good at it.

Aunt Helene: What does it say, girl?
Grace: Oh. It says... It says, "hide and seek." Are we really gonna play that?

---

Grace: So, there's no way for me to win, right?
Tony Le Domas: Well, you could, I mean, stay hidden till dawn...
Grace: No, thank you.

♪ And I will surely find you ♪
♪ Tick, tick, tock ♪
♪ Are you ready or not ♪
♪ Tick, tick, tock ♪

Alex Le Domas: When you marry into this family you have to play a game. And if you don't, you die.

Grace: You said your family was... fucked-up, but you didn't say psycho killers.

Tony Le Domas: Goddammit! Emilie, aim for the center of gravity!

Daniel Le Domas: It's true what they say: The rich really are different.

Daniel Le Domas: I'll give you a ten-second head start... One, one thousand. Two, one thousand. Two and a half, one thousand... She's in the study!

Justin: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Grace: Yeah, you can go fuck yourself, Justin!
Justin: Okay. Thanks for using Trip Safe. Have a great night.

Grace: Alex... I want a divorce.

Grace: Fuck.

Paramedic: Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
Grace: In-laws.

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Retrograde

The Expanse 4×4

Dr. Elvi Okoye: Who is Miller?

Chrisjen: ...please, find a way to carve a few moments out of your busy schedule, pick up a goddamn comm, and tell me precisely what the fuck is going on down there!!!

Bobbie: I committed a crime!
Yard Foreman: And nothing bad happened to anybody. So what's the harm in doing it again?

Chandra: You don't seem like a guy who takes a beating well.
Amos: Who does?

Camina: Did she lie?
Marco Inaros: Oh, we all lie... to ourselves first.

Marco Inaros: Some are fighters... and some are not. And you can't know which until the fight happens.

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Marco Inaros: All these new systems. They don't belong to Inyalowda. They belong to who can take them...

Ashford: You killed the Sojourner. Dos Arriagas found you with the cargo.
Marco Inaros: Not long ago, that would have been called a victory.

Marco Inaros: You want to think that everything is new. It isn't. ... A Ring appears and makes the Inners kind and just and fair?... After all their broken promises, what makes you think that they will honor them now? Their hearts haven't changed. They give us a seat at the table because they are weak and we are strong, and they want to keep us talking until they find enough strength to ignore us again.

Holden: This ends now. You're not in charge anymore.

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Борис Акунин — Трезориум

<< Счастливая Россия (Семейный альбом — 3)

Семейный альбом — 4

  “Рэм всё думал о разговоре с пожилым капитаном. ...

&  Рэм с восьмого класса придерживался твердого правила: не изображай из себя то, чем не являешься.

&  – На фронте либо других жалеть, либо себя. Середины не бывает. Рано или поздно всякому приходится делать этот выбор.

&  – Правила у меня старинные: от службы не отказывайся, на службу не напрашивайся. Из-за первого – вон, нашивка за ранение... А благодаря второму правилу я до сих пор хожу по земле, а не лежу в ней.

&  Капитан сказал интересную вещь. Что на войне либо себя жалеть, либо других, а середины не бывает. Пожалуй, альтернатива сформулирована некорректно. Даже неправильно.
     Чтобы не свихнуться в свихнувшееся время, когда жизнь может в любой момент оборваться, нужно или вообще никого не жалеть, включая самое себя, или жалеть всех без исключения. Для предельной ясности в поступках. Иначе так и будешь метаться.

&  Чужих людей, кого не знаешь, жалеть легко, если они тебе ничего плохого не сделали. Это не считается.

&  «...когда же я оглядываюсь назад, на прожитые годы, особенно жалко мне моих ранних лет, потраченных впустую, на всяческую чепуху. Ах, если бы кто-нибудь, искренне озабоченный моим благом и умеющий помочь, сызмальства направил меня в верную сторону! О, я бы стал не тем, что я есть, а чем-то много лучшим. Я не продирался бы вслепую через колючки, через чащу, а шел бы прямой дорогой и продвинулся бы по ней много далее».

&  Поразительно как упрощает общение пистолет в руке. Можно не здороваться, а сразу, без предварительных объяснений, переходить к делу.

&  Наблюдать страх почти так же неприятно, как его испытывать.

&  И вообще, давно уже усвоено: ни к кому нельзя привязываться, это привязывает.

Середина >>

The Pin in My Grenade

You're the Worst 5×2

Gretchen: I think I follow too many porn sites...

Jimmy: You see, I didn't try to fix your problem, I just empathized, like you taught me, like a girl.
Gretchen: I appreciate that. I feel very heard.

Lindsay: August 7... think about it: midpoint of summer, clear of any holidays. 9/11 is just around the corner.
Gretchen: Isn't August 7 your birthday?
Lindsay: I know it's Charlize Theron's... Huh! Weird, it's mine, too.

Jimmy: Look, we're getting married, we're just not having a wedding.

Gretchen: I have had my eye on this office for years, so I took advantage of the current cultural climate and enacted some personal reparations on behalf of women everywhere.
Lindsay: You "Me Too-ed" a dude for his office?

Lindsay: A bathroom in an office? It's like Inception for pooping.

Lindsay: I just wanted to tell you marriage is hard. Your wedding day is the one day it's fun. Seriously, it's all downhill after the wedding. That's just gravity. You're gonna go against gravity?

Gretchen: Eloping is fine because the point is being hitched, not getting hitched...

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Lindsay: Oh, buddy. Oh, sweet, sweet buddy. Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet...
Edgar: What?!
Lindsay: Edgar, Jimmy is smart. And you're, well, Edgar.

Lindsay: The reason you think someone else is the dumb one of the group is because that's what the dumb one's supposed to think to protect them,

Edgar: I'm not the dumb one, you're the dumb one.

Gretchen: Yeah, I got 15 minutes. Let's do this, toilet...

Jimmy: If you truly knew us, you would understand the heterodox iconoclastic nature of a spontaneous elopement perfectly captures the renegade tale of our amorous union.

Gretchen: Omakase?

Jimmy: ..... And then a tasteful fireworks display over the ocean, scored to Mahler's Ich bin der Welt abhanden gekommen, would bring to a close the greatest wedding in the history of matrimony. Resetting the very bar to which all couples aspire. As espoused by Will Smith as Alex "Hitch" Hitchens in Hitch, "Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."

Gretchen: How do I look?
Lindsay: Like Mickey Rourke was stung by bees.

Gretchen: I just can't sit down right now. I missed the wedding 'cause I was banging my new toilet... It's a long story. Actually, it's not. I just said the whole thing.

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The Mandalorian. Chapter 6: The Prisoner

Ranzar Malk: What's the look? Is that gratitude?.. Uh-huh. I think it is.

Mayfeld: Razor Crest? I can't believe that thing can fly. Looks like a Canto Bight slot machine.

Burg: So, this is a Mandalorian... I thought they'd be bigger.

Xi'an: Hello, Mando... Tell me why I shouldn't cut you down where you stand?

Burg: Tiny.

Zero: Despite recent modifications, the ship is still quite a mess. The power lines are leaking, the navigation is intermittent, and the hyperdrive is only operating at 67.3% efficiency.

Zero: Don't worry, Mandalorian. My response time is quicker than organics. And I'm smarter, too.

The Mandalorian: How can you trust it?
Ranzar Malk: You know me, Mando. I don't trust anybody.

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Burg: Someone tell me why we even need a Mandalorian.
Mayfeld: Well, apparently they're the greatest warriors in the galaxy. So they say.
Burg: Then why are they all dead?

Mayfeld: I wonder what you look like under there... Maybe he's a Gungan.

Mayfeld: What is it, like a pet or somethin'?
The Mandalorian: Yeah. Something like that.

The Mandalorian: They got what they deserved.

Qin: You were hired to do a job, right? So do it... Isn't that your code? Aren't you a man of honor?

The Mandalorian: No questions asked. That's the policy, right?
Ranzar Malk: Yeah. That is the policy.
The Mandalorian: I did the job.
Ranzar Malk: Yeah, you did.
The Mandalorian: Just like the good old days.
Ranzar Malk: Yeah, just like the good old days.

The Mandalorian: I told you that was a bad idea...

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My Name Is Lenny (2017)

Carrots McLean: I promise you, boy, what I do is not technically illegal.
Lenny McLean: Oh, technically illegal? You are an armed robber.
Carrots McLean: No. I am more like a... More like a saint. Redistributing wealth. It's quite spiritual.

Leslie Salmon: Why do you think I'm still here every day? Cos every day is a gift, that's why they call it the present.

Frank Warren: Just because this is unlicensed, don't mean it's illegal.

Valerie McLean: Now go out there and fucking kill him, alright?

Lenny McLean: Oh, I feel like a cup of tea.

Trixie Marks: I can tell you for one, Lenny. Never trust a woman on her word. We act on our feelings. You men just ignore your feelings, but that don't mean nothing if you don't honor your woman, listen to what's in their hearts. But if you have got her heart, well then, you've got her hand.

Trixie Marks: Everyone hates you. You're a menace and a nuisance and a bully.

Little Lenny: Just ask for your money back and make it right with Val, move out to the country. It was your fight, Lenny, you won. You don't have to keep fighting.
Lenny McLean: Every fight I've ever had I had for you.
Little Lenny: I know, Lenny. But we've only ever lost one fight, haven't we, Lenny?

Johnny Bootnose: This is a quiet gentleman's sport. Therapeutical. Clear your mind.
Lenny McLean: Yeah, it's quite calming.
Johnny Bootnose: You off the sauce?
Lenny McLean: Oh, I only drink lemonade now, John John. Yeah, booze, mmm. It is no good for a big lump like me with a lot of aggression in him.

Lenny McLean: Well, look at all you mugs. I'm here with my cousin trying to make a bit of a change in my life. See, I'm training now, I've dropped the booze out, I'm strong and I'm getting fitter. Now, I don't know who you are but you're just the same as all the other little Jack the Lads trying to make your name on the strength of me. Ordinarily, I would've broken your jaw in four places by now, but I'm just trying to enjoy a little snooker with my pal. Now, I'm gonna take my shot and if you're still here when I turn around I'm gonna break every fucking bone in your body!

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Subduction

The Expanse 4×3

Holden: Miller told me I was connecting a circuit. He didn't say a goddamn thing about this.
Alex: You, uh, want a minute alone with him?

Naomi: Murphy shot an unarmed man in cold blood and no one did anything?
Amos: The lightning blew this place up right after. First things last, I guess.

Holden: Amos, keep a lid on the situation.
Amos: Okay, you want me to shoot Morty?

Arjun: Take this seriously, love. You've never had to run for office before. ...
Chrisjen: Don't worry. A nice, clean battle where I know who the real enemy is? I'm looking forward to it.

Chandra: Murtry's my boss. My job is to follow orders. So don't think I won't shoot you if you pull that kind of shit again.
Amos: Okay. So does that mean we're not fucking anymore?
Chandra: What? Uh, no, it... no, I guess.
Amos: Cool. See you later, then?

Bobbie: Come again ..., bring a gun. I don't wanna kill an unarmed man.

Chrisjen: For the first time in history, Mars and Earth are united and now everyone wants to up and leave.
Arjun: Well, we could always go with them, get away from all this. You've already saved the world once from destruction. Any second act can only disappoint.

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Good Boys (2019)

Max's Dad: Hey. Come give me a hug, bud.
Max: I'll give you two hugs when you get back.

Max's Dad: I remember bringing you home from the hospital like it was yesterday. Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself...

Max: We're in sixth grade now. We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
Annabelle: I know what cocaine is.
Thor: Annabelle, get out of here! Bean Bag Boys only.
Annabelle: I heard, at the skate park, the older kids will make you take drugs.
Max: We'll never do drugs. They destroy lives and communities.
Annabelle: You have no choice.
Thor: Mom!

Thor: I forgot. I have musical auditions this Friday. They drug-test for beer.

Lucas's Dad: Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Everything gonna stay the same.
Lucas's Mom: We promise.
Lucas: Will we still watch This Is Us together?
Lucas's Mom: Yes. Of course. That's our favorite show.
Lucas's Dad: That's our family show. Except now you're gonna see it on two different TVs, you know.
Lucas's Mom: In two different houses.
Lucas's Dad: So you're gonna have to watch the episode twice.

Thor: Max, I'm not going for cute. I'm going for sexy and hot. Those are the only two things I'm looking for.

Max: There's also gonna be girls there. You know what that means?
Lucas: Drama.
Max: Kissing. So, do you guys know how to kiss?

Max: Why does she have hair in her mouth?...

Lucas: Guys, guys. All we have to do is just go over there and tell the truth. Then God will be on our side.

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Thor: This is leverage... Oh. Bingo!
Lucas: What is it?
Thor: I have no idea.
Max: That's a tampon.
Lucas: What's it for?
Max: Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.
Lucas: The human body is truly a mystery...

Lucas: Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile?

Claude: Oh, come on. Do I look like a pedophile?
— Yes, absolutely. 1,000%.
Claude: That's not fair.
Lucas: You look more like a pedophile than anyone I've ever seen.

Officer Sacks: What do you have in your pants?
Thor: My penis.
Officer Sacks: Pull it out.
Thor: I also have a big dick...
Officer Sacks: Put it back. I'm being generous today.

Lucas: I know you don't know us and you think we're just stupid kids, but just listen to me. Whatever problems you're having, drugs are not the answer. Drugs just give you a false sense of reality. You may think your lives are bad, but you have family and friends who love you.

Benji: You can tell Hannah that if she wants Molly, she can suck my dick.
Lucas: You shouldn't talk about women like that. The only time she should suck your dick is when she gives you consent.
Benji: You can suck my dick, and you can suck my dick, too.
Lucas: What about me? I'm just gonna sit here?... We're the Bean Bag Boys! We do everything together.

Lucas: You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, and lock a cop in a convenience store with what I now suspect is a dildo!... What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?!!

Max: You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body, making me do crazy things. Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?

Max's Dad: No, no, no. You are no longer allowed to call me Daddy. Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden. Underneath that cherubic face, Devil lives inside you. I will always love you because you are my son. But I no longer like you.

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The Mandalorian. Chapter 5: The Gunslinger

Riot Mar: I can bring you in warm or I can bring you in cold...
The Mandalorian: That's my line.

Peli Motto: Yeah, no droids. I heard ya. You don't have to say it twice.

Peli Motto: You know, you have an awful lot to learn about raisin' a young one.

Fennec Shand: Take some advice, kid. You wanna be a bounty hunter? Make the best deal for yourself and survive.

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Марина Степнова — Женщины Лазаря (4/4)

<< Ранее

&  Разум делает человека бесстрашным. Зато чувства отлично убивают.

&  Линдт чувствовал с ним странное и неясное ему самому родство, которое объяснялось, может быть, внешним сходством так и не рассказанных друг другу судеб, а может, каким-нибудь биохимическим пустяком — особым сочетанием феромонов или совпадающим уровнем окситоцина. Ведь все чувства, которые мы друг к другу испытываем, если вдуматься — всего-навсего активация гуанин-нуклеотидо-связанных протеинов, своего рода химическая приязнь сигнальных молекул. Больше ничего.

&  Водил он сам, только сам — никому не доверял, все уши — лишние, молчи, тебя слушает враг. Старая школа.

&  Старые связи — как старые раны. Сто лет молчат, а потом раз — и ты уже на том свете.

&  Парадокс ведь в том, что можно стать великим ученым, потрясающим композитором, большим писателем. Но стать великой балериной нельзя. Ей можно только быть, ежедневно изнуряя себя теми же экзерсисами, что проделывают и самые неловкие и нелепые начинашки.

&  Торопиться вообще нельзя, сила — в умении отдаваться частностям, а жизнь — жизнь состоит из мелочей.

&  Она действительно ... не замечала ... тысячи ужасных, безжалостных мелочей, которые однозначно разорвали бы ей сердце, не будь оно временно одарено высокой и божественной слепотой, которую принято называть любовью.

&  Ей не показалось. Она старела. С каждой комнатой. С каждым шагом. Становилась старше. Нет, даже не старела. Умирала.
     Лидочка вдруг осознала это совершенно ясно, и страх, преследовавший ее так долго и настойчиво, страх состариться, тотчас исчез, как будто единственное, что могло поглотить этот кошмар, была сама старость, и когда она пришла, бояться стало просто нечего.

  ... Засмеялся и поцеловал маленькую, теплую, бессмертную Марусину руку.”

Buster's Mal Heart (2016)

Roxy: He doesn't have clothes on.
Buster: I know. He's free. ... He's trying to escape the way everything works... and do it his own way.

The Last Free Man: What do you actually do? What's your title?
Buster: Concierge.
The Last Free Man: Concierge.. Concierge comes from the Latin "conservus..." which means "fellow slave." Don't take that personally.

The Last Free Man: See... for millions of years, man roamed free under the stars. Only the strong and the lucky survived and procreated. It was absolutely brutal. All sex was rape. You know the drill.
Buster: I don't.
The Last Free Man: It was, until one day Eve flipped the script. She introduced Adam to her fruit, which is really just code for clitoris. And the whole system got rebooted, bong, the first inversion. Little by little, we started to build civilization in binary... logic, rules, inputs and outputs. But see, there's a catch. The better the system... the more trap it is for the individual. We've walled ourselves in.

Buster: I'd always wanted to know what it's like to go fishing in the ocean...

The Last Free Man: The machine's designed that way. Dangles a carrot so you keep trying. But you'll never taste it, no way, not if you play by the rules.

Buster: It's coming. The inversion is coming.

The Last Free Man: When the inversion happens, everything will seem upside down, reality shifts. What's right is wrong, what's wrong is gonna be right.

Mr. Bowery: Santa?
Mrs. Bowery: Are we being robbed?

Jonah: What do you want me to tell you? God... is not merciful. Just efficient.

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Jetsam

The Expanse 4×2

Miller: Okay, so what do we got here? We reach out and reach out and reach out, flipping and flipping and flipping switches like a goddamn monkey to see if something clicks. What do we got to show for it? Coins in the pockets. They die and leave it all behind.

Dr. Elvi Okoye: Life on Earth developed using potassium, carbon, and calcium, but it could just as easily have been arsenic, silicon, and iron. To us, this looks like a machine, but on this planet, it could be an organism.

Chrisjen: Sometimes I fucking hate being right.

Arjun: I never thought I'd see the aurora borealis on Mars.
Chrisjen: That's what you get when you make a magnetosphere...
Arjun: They made their own clouds. Brings to mind the people who built the great Gothic cathedrals, knowing they'd be long dead before the work was finished, trusting that their great-grandchildren would lay the final stones. We've lost that kind of generational thinking on Earth.

Dr. Elvi Okoye: Three biomes, then... Whatever made the protomolecule, the local biosphere, and now us. That's a lot of interacting systems. There's no way to tell how they'll mix.

Bobbie: You're welcome, sir. And respectfully, if you married Chrisjen... you're a hell of a lot braver than I ever was.

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Chrisjen: My dear friend Admiral Michael Souther once said, "The war does not end when people put down their guns. It ends when they reconcile. Until then, the war has only paused."

Camina: Truth is truth. How you deal with it is up to you.

Chrisjen: Come and work for me... Fuck these people. If they don't see how glorious you are, they don't deserve you.

Amos: I'm gonna sleep outside. It's like Earth here, except... less pollution and more moons.

Miller: Back on Ceres...
Holden: Fuck!
Miller: ...we'd get this water theft.

Holden: No cop stories.
Miller: Hey, it's got a moral.
Holden: I don't give a shit.

Miller: Hey, we're all doing someone else's dirty work, kid.

Naomi: Jim, I don't know what that ghost is telling you, but the last time you stuck your hand in something for Miller, it put you in a coma...

Alex: What in the hell did you do?

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Марина Степнова — Женщины Лазаря (3/4)

<< Ранее

&  Старшие Царевы не могли нарадоваться — впрочем, они, закаленные советским воспитанием и природным оптимизмом, радовались всему, что их не убивало. А убить их, дружных, жизнерадостных, неприхотливых, было непросто, как непросто убить любых по-настоящему, истинно, всем сердцем верующих людей.
     Царевы всю жизнь верили в советскую власть. Не в настоящую, конечно, — а в идеальную, книжную, правильную советскую власть, которая, предварительно откачав все способности, должна была, по идее, воздать каждому по труду. Царевы выполняли свою часть контракта честно, не жалея ни рук, ни мозгов, поэтому унизительные очереди и дефицит всего, начиная с детских колготок и заканчивая подпиской на Достоевского, приводили их в желчное раздражение. Настоящую, ежедневную, всамделишную советскую власть они презирали — как презираешь крепко пьющую и молодящуюся мамашу, невозможную, жалкую, но все-таки родную. Разумеется, это была еще одна разновидность любви.
     Царевым казалось, что если советский народ приложит какие-то дополнительные усилия — похоронит Ленина, забудет Сталина или впустит назад Солженицына, — то все волшебным образом изменится, заиграет кристальными лучами всеобщего счастья. Они хотели улучшить, но не развалить, оставить хорошее старое, прибавив к нему лучшее новое. Они верили в то, что советская власть вполне совместима с демократией, обилие танков — с избытком туалетной бумаги, а уж свобода слова — извините, у нас это даже в Конституции записано! Царевы честно глотали все диссидентские рукописи и запрещенные книжки, которые могли достать, еще честнее удивлялись — за что же эти книжки запретили, слушали кашляющие и хрипящие голоса — Америки, Стокгольма, Лондона, шепотком и под водочку критиковали партию и правительство, но при этом — по сути — оставались совершенно советскими людьми.
     Они были чудесные — эти Царевы, честные, работящие, добрые и совершенно обыкновенные. Таких Царевых были миллионы, и они были лучшим из всего, что удалось сделать советской власти за все годы своего существования, все остальное, включая ракеты, станки и балет, ломалось, устаревало морально, разваливалось на части, не оправдывало возложенных ожиданий, а люди оставались все такими же — людьми.
     Когда грянула наконец перестройка, Царевы радовались, как все, как дети, прыгающие у двери, за которой праздник и елка, они, словно наркоши на игле, сидели на «Огоньке» Коротича, таскались по митингам и баррикадам, голосовали, молились на Ельцина, рукоплескали Сахарову и даже вечером, ложась спать и прижавшись друг к другу, подолгу страстным шепотом диспутировали о том, что вот завтра, уже завтра...
     Назавтра оказалось, что советская власть, которую Царевы так неистово хотели изменить, была единственной по-настоящему счастливой и стабильной вещью в их жизни. Безмятежное детство и бесплатное образование, синяя кварцевая лампа в новенькой поликлинике и кино про Чапаева на утреннем сеансе. Стройотрядовские песни, пирожные за двадцать две копейки и портвейн за два двадцать (пустую бутылку можно было сдать за 17 копеек!), аванс и получка, тринадцатая зарплата, вера в равенство и братство,шелковым ковром разворачивающаяся впереди счастливая жизнь, полная замечательных вех и привычных ритуалов, без которых и невозможно никакое человеческое счастье. Демонстрация на Первое мая, от которой все отлынивали, но после которой так дивно пилось и елось у кого-нибудь в шумных гостях, поход к Вечному огню — на Девятое, Парад Победы, вечером по телевизору — Кобзон и концерт, прекрасно сочетающиеся с «битлами» и «роллингами», живущими в магнитофоне, подпольный «Раковый корпус» и макулатурный Дрюон, добытые с равными усилиями и с равным удовольствием прочитанные. Сильная армия, добрая милиция, холодные руки, горячее сердце, трезвая голова. Жаль,что все это рухнуло. Жаль, что мы никогда, никогда больше не будем молодыми.

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Mr. Robot 4×11

Whiterose: You were looking for Minister Zhang? He isn't here. He's dead. There is only Whiterose...

Mr. Robot: You go down this path, it'll never end. It'll always be something else. Another symbol to destroy, more people to save. This is an endless war. At a certain point, we gotta move on.

Elliot: I'm not shutting you out. I want to do this one on my own.

Whiterose: Elliot, please. Don't make me laugh.

Whiterose: On the contrary, it is my love for people that drives me. It always has been, because I know, deep in every person's heart... They are trying to be good. They were just dealt a bad hand by a world unfit for us so please don't make me fucking laugh and accuse me of hating people when you, Elliot, wear that hate like a badge of honor!

Elliot: You're right. I hate people. I'm scared of them. I've been scared of them practically my whole life. People I loved... people I trusted... have done their absolute worst to me. And for a long time, that's all I ever knew. So, yeah, I called my group fsociety, because you know what? Fuck society. Society deserves to be hated for everything you said they did and more.

Elliot: But then there are some people out there... And it doesn't happen a lot. It's rare. But they refuse to let you hate them. In fact, they care about you in spite of it. And the really special ones, they're relentless at it. Doesn't matter what you do to them. They take it and care about you anyway. They don't abandon you, no matter how many reasons you give them. No matter how much you're practically begging them to leave. And you wanna know why? Because they feel something for me that I can't... They love me.

Elliot: And, yeah, you're right. We're all told we don't stand a chance, and yet we stand. We break, but we keep going, and that is not a flaw. That's what makes us. So, no, I will not give up on this world. And if you can't see why, then I speak for everyone when I say, fuck you!

Whiterose: Our paths were too precisely linked to this moment for there not to be a reason. This is why. You get to decide.

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Elliot: I love you.
Mr. Robot: I love you, too.
Elliot: It's an exciting time in the world.

Elliot: Was that an earthquake?
Angela: It can't be, can it? In New York City?

Angela: Hey. Can't wait to marry you tomorrow.

You just said E Corp. Don't you mean F Corp?
Elliot: F Corp. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Elliot: .... With Allsafe at the wheel, F Corp can do what they do best... navigate the world to a brighter future. Any questions?

Tyrell: Let me ask you something, Elliot... What's the worst thing about your life right now?

Elliot: If I'm being honest... The worst thing in my life... Is also the best thing. I get up every morning, I play my records, I get ready, get my coffee, I come to work, I'm stuck in a repetitive, boring routine that feels endless. And, sure, I've imagined what it would be like to be someone with a more exciting life. A risk-taker. Someone more interesting. But in the end, I know I'm lucky to be where I am.
Tyrell: Please have a seat...

Elliot: Tyrell, I pledge to you right now that if you go with Allsafe, the worst will never happen.

Angela: We're finally getting married. That couldn't be it, could it?

♪ 'Cause something must be wrong if everything is right ♪
♪ And nothing's gonna stop us now ♪
♪ Yeah nothing's gonna stop us now ♪

Elliot: Who are you?

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The Mandalorian. Chapter 4: Sanctuary

The Mandalorian: Stop touching things.

The Mandalorian: Let's see. Sorgan... Looks like there's no star port, no industrial centers, no population density. Real backwater skug hole. Which means it's perfect for us.

The Mandalorian: You ready to lay low and stretch your legs for a couple of months, you little womp rat?

The Mandalorian: You want some soup?

The Mandalorian: Looks like this planet's taken...

The Mandalorian: It's not enough.
Stoke: Are you sure? You don't even know what the job is—
The Mandalorian: I know it's not enough.

Omera: Do you mind if ask you something?.. How long has it been since you've taken that off?
The Mandalorian: Yesterday.
Omera: I mean, in front of someone else...

Cara Dune: So, what happens if you take that thing off?... They come after you and kill you?
The Mandalorian: No. You just can't ever put it back on again.

Cara Dune: It's gonna break his little heart.
The Mandalorian: He'll get over it. We all do.

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Марина Степнова — Женщины Лазаря (2/4)

<< Начало

&  Можно отказаться от чего угодно — если тебе на самом деле есть куда идти.

&  Не было на свете ничего нормальнее, яснее и проще его любви, и вся эта любовь была свет, и верность, и желание оберегать и заботиться. Просто быть рядом. Любоваться. Слушать. Следить восхищенными глазами. Злиться. Ссориться. Обожать. Засыпать, изо всех сил прижав к себе. Просыпаться вместе. Никому и никогда не отдавать.

&  Впереди была длинная жизнь. Очень длинная.
     И Лазарь Линдт честно пошел по направлению к последней странице.

&  Любить — не значит делать своим собственным. Любить можно и чужих, то есть — только чужих любить и следует, потому что только так они становятся своими.

&  Бедняки вообще лучшие на свете финансисты, потому что им все время приходится считать, и очень часто— в отрицательных степенях.

&  Это было счастье, счастье, о котором никто не хочет мечтать, потому что никто не верит, что оно такое кухонное и простое.

&  ...тесный КП, пропитанный особым казарменным духом — вкусной помесью перегарного шипра, горячего пота и потертой портупейной кожи, которая сама по себе пахла всеми атрибутами военной жизни — табаком, порохом и той особенной идиотической бодростью, которой полны все, кто готов отдать свою единственную и конкретную жизнь за такое абстрактное и расплывчатое понятие, как родина.

&  ...и посуду он тоже запросто сам, тем более что после армии ему все равно было, сколько мыть тарелок — пять или пятьсот.

&  Мама! Галина Петровна вдруг вцепилась в эту спасительную мысль — ну, конечно же — мама! Она посоветует, придумает что-нибудь, мама ее спасет! Напрасная надежда — впрочем, много ли вы видели ненапрасных надежд?

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A Rainy Day in New York (2019)

Ashleigh Enright: How do you always know all that stuff?
Gatsby Welles: I read, I just don't read what they give us at school.

Ashleigh Enright: If I could speak frankly, Mr. Pollard... You've never had mass appeal. You're too original. And you've never once made one single commercial concession. You are a free creative spirit. Like Van Gogh, or Rothko, or Virginia Woolf... Of course, they all committed suicide—
Roland Pollard: It's a very sweet thing to say, actually.

Gatsby Welles: One thing about New York City — you are here or you are nowhere. You cannot achieve this level of anxiety, hostility and paranoia anywhere else. It's really exhilarating.

Gatsby Welles: I'm not an actor.
Chan Tyrell: I'm not an actress either. I'm just helping out a friend.
Gatsby Welles: And we kiss?
Chan Tyrell: Yeah, that's why I never wanted to be an actress. You have to fake passion with all kinds of weirdos.

Hunter: I can't stand the way she laughs.

Hunter: ...she has a fatal laugh. A cross between Dad's sister Betty and Lennie in "Of Mice and Men".
Gatsby Welles: I've never heard of a problem like that before.
Hunter: You are young, Gatsby. The world is full of tragic little dealbreakers.

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Ashleigh Enright: Oh my God! You're Francisco Vega.
Francisco Vega: Is that good or bad?
Ashleigh Enright: If my roommate was here, she'd hemorrhage. She thinks you are the greatest thing to come along since the morning-after pill... Me too.

Chan Tyrell: There is something romantic about gamblers. And old songs. Meeting under the clock...
Gatsby Welles: Yeah, maybe in movies, but this is real life.
Chan Tyrell: Real life is fine for people who can't do any better.

Ashleigh Enright: It's so funny. My father would always say when drinking you should never mix grain and grape together. But I think they go really good.

Mother: Where is Ashleigh?
Gatsby Welles: I told you she dumped me. We became separated. This city has its own agenda.

Gatsby Welles: What?!
Mother: Lower your eyebrows.

Gatsby Welles: I'm going to stay in New York. I need a carbon monoxide to survive... We are two different creatures, right? You like the sound of crickets and I like the rattle of the taxies. You blosom in the sun and me... I come into my own under grey skies.

Gatsby Welles: You were loved spiritually, emotionally and physically by 3 gifted men, right?... You don't want to be with me. You deserve better than I am.

Ashleigh Enright: Could you hurry? I think it's starting to rain.

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The One with the Ick Factor

Friends 1×22

Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream...
Chandler: I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

Phoebe: Can you see me operating a drill press?
Chandler: I don't know. What are you wearing?

Phoebe: I'm just such a dummy. I taught [my clients] this "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are.

Ethan: Uh, before we get into any staying-over stuff... there's something you should know.
Monica: Okay. Is this like "I have an early class tomorrow"... or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?
Ethan: Well, it's somewhere in between.

Monica: Are you a virgin?
Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days... then yes, I am.

Monica: Um, well, I figure if you can be honest, then I can too.... Um, okay. Here goes. I'm not 22. I'm 25. And 13 months.

Monica: Oh, God. I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.
Ethan: I just had sex.

Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Ethan: You never told me how old you were.
Monica: That's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states.

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Марина Львовна Степнова — Женщины Лазаря

 “В 1985 году Лидочке исполнилось пять лет, и жизнь ее пошла псу под хвост. ...

&  Ну почему небытие до рождения пугает меня больше, чем посмертная пустота?

&  Лида, Лидочка, Леденец, Барбариска — маленькие семейные прозвища, воркующий говорок родительской страсти. Никогда и никто больше так сильно. Никто и никогда.

&  Это и было счастье — родные, горячие руки, которые никогда тебя не выпустят, не уронят, даже если перевернулся весь мир. Она потом это поняла. Очень сильно потом.

&  А потом самец бережно положил детеныша на землю и все орангутанги по очереди обнюхали неподвижное изувеченное тельце, как будто попрощались, и гуськом ушли прочь, ссутуленные эволюцией, нелепые, мгновенно и счастливо все забывшие, потому что забыть для них — это и означало жить.

&  Как все осознанно жесткие люди, он охотно лил слезы по пустякам.

&  Даже тридцать лет супружества могут быть зачем-то нужны Богу, особенно если веришь, что Он действительно существует.

&  Мария Никитична Чалдонова была самой большой жизненной удачей Чалдонова, и то, что оба прекрасно знали об этом, придавало всему укладу семейной жизни тот необходимый привкус чудесной авантюры, без которой брак быстро превращается в скучнейшее и едва удобоваримое блюдо — вроде трижды разогретой жареной картошки.

&  Богу не было ни малейшего дела до людей — это было ясно. Он наполнял протянутые сосуды без разбору, без толку, не замечая слез, не слушая молитв.

&  С женщинами и книгами было приятно и выгодно дружить. Язвил и издевался Линдт только над мужчинами. С ними приятно и выгодно было не иметь дела вообще. К сожалению, так почти никогда не получалось.

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The Girl in the Fog (2017)

Bruno Kastner: Why her?
Agente Vogel: There's never a why.

Stella Honer: Viewers love shady situations.
Agente Vogel: Rule one: Sanctify the victim. Monsters seem less monstrous if people think: "She was asking for it". Don't you agree?

Agente Vogel: They'll never forgive us. You realize this, right?... People won't understand, they'll blame us. Before a body shows up, we need a culprit.

Prof. Loris Martini: ... It's obvious. Making viewers happy. Because evil is the real driving force in a story. Nobody cares for a videogame or story where everything ends well. Right? The bad guy makes the story go. Remember that. The bad guy... If you think about it...

Prof. Loris Martini: What's there to be afraid of?
You don't get it, this is just the start, the storm has yet to come.

Prof. Loris Martini: What if they find nothing?
Professor, do me a favor, do yourself a favor... forget that you're innocent.

Prof. Loris Martini: Someone once said the devil's dumbest sin is vanity.

Prof. Loris Martini: During our last class,I explained that all authors are inspired by something someone wrote before them. The first rule for a great novelist is to copy.

Prof. Loris Martini: I also told you that evil is the driving force of a story. We must find a sacrificial victim, preferably someone who's innocent. The leading character must be evasive, everyone should suspect him. In literature people kill for hate, but in real life, the motive is usually money—

Agente Vogel: How would you feel if... I tell you I know who did it?... Because I killed the monster tonight.

Agente Vogel: A killer normally commits twenty errors, but is only aware of a third of them. Most of them are due to carelessness or inexperience. But there's one type of error that we can consider deliberate. It's a sort of signature. "The devil's dumbest sin is vanity..." But where's the fun in being the devil if you can't let anyone else know?

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Σ nostradamvs: «...если об <этом> забыть, то получился отличный «перевёртыш»: сначала понятно, кто убийца, потом непонятно, кто убийца, потом снова понятно, кто убийца, и это действительно хорошо поставлено. Ты до самого конца не знаешь, за кого болеть – за подозреваемого-учителя или за не очень честного полицейского.»

The Mandalorian. Chapter 3: The Sin

The Client: Such a large bounty for such a small package...

The Client: Unfortunately, finding a Mandalorian in these trying times is more difficult than finding the steel.

Armorer: Our secrecy is our survival. Our survival is our strength.

Armorer: When one chooses to walk the Way of the Mandalore, you are both hunter and prey. How can one be a coward if one chooses this way of life?

Armorer: Have you ever removed your helmet?
The Mandalorian: No.
Armorer: Has it ever been removed by others?
The Mandalorian: Never.
Armorer: This is the Way.
— This is the Way.

Greef Karga: Ah! Mando! They all hate you, Mando. Because you're a legend!

Greef Karga: Now, how can I show my gratitude to my most valuable partner?
The Mandalorian: I want my next job.

Greef Karga: Well, these are all far away.
The Mandalorian: The further, the better.

The Mandalorian: The kid's coming with me.

The Mandalorian: I gotta get one of those...

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New Terra

The Expanse 4×1

Elise: Storm's coming.

Miller: Gonna be a real turd-floater, huh?
Holden: Perfect words for every occasion.

Miller: What the hell's in New York?
Holden: Tall buildings, good pizza, Secretary-General of the United Nations, who summoned me...

Miller: We gotta talk about that ride, kid. Next clue to the case.

Clarissa: Anna was right. I... I don't deserve the easy way out.
Amos: Stop it. You breathe in, you breathe out, eat, shit, sleep, you take whatever they give you, and you give nothing in return.

Avasarala: When Columbus arrived, at least he knew what was waving at him was human.

Avasarala: You can't control a goddamn gold rush. When the stacks of body bags came back from the Yukon, thousands of hopeful idiots lined up to be the next corpses.

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Holden: And if it is another Eros?
Avasarala: Evacuate the Belters, destroy the protomolecule if you can, and get the hell out of there.

Amos: How'd she look?
Holden: Fine.
Amos: No, I mean, like, what was she wearing?
Holden: ..... It's good to be home.

Alex: You wouldn't understand... You've never been scared of anything in your life.
Bobbie: Sure, I have. All the time. But there's a trick... You just have to believe that what you're doing really matters, and then the fear can't control you.

Camina: We were all flying blind, Pampaw.
Ashford: Yeah, well, me more than you.
Camina: Only because my friend had a boyfriend with an imaginary friend who told us how to power that station down.
Ashford: And I thought he was a madman. But he... he turns out to be a prophet.
Camina: It's possible to be both.

Avasarala: The Belters will try to enlist you to their cause. Holden, do not put your dick in it. It's fucked enough already.
Amos: It's good advice.

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Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib

Young Sheldon 3×10

Sheldon: But other kids use that pool. It's basically a big bowl of teenager soup.

George: Come on, Jesus. This is for your birthday. Help me out!

George: Me?
Mary: Swimming's a sport, and you're a sports person.
George: And he's a mama's boy, and you're his mama.

Missy: Poor baby. You have to play in a pool instead of sit in a classroom...
Sheldon: A pool of sweat, germs and dead skin cells.
Missy: Still better than learning.

Pool Water: Look, I may just be pool water, but I still have feelings.
Sheldon: Sorry, water.
Pool Water: Come on. My pH level is 7.4, and with three parts per million of chlorine, I'm cleaner than your daddy's plate after Thanksgiving dinner.

Missy: Welcome to the dark side.

Georgie: Don't put the thermometer in the tea. 114 fever is a giveaway.

Georgie: Don't be afraid to let her look in your throat. She's checking to see if it's red, but it's always red.

Mary: I know what'll make you feel better...
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
     ♪ Little ball of fur ♪
     ♪ Happy kitty ♪
     ♪ Sleepy kitty ♪
     ♪ Purr, purr, purr ♪

Dale: How'd you meet this guy? What, did you try to steal his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

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Christmas Snow

South Park 23×10

Santa: Did you know that the holidays are when the most DUIs and drinking‐related accidents occur?
Drinking Beer Citizen: This is like that little Greta girl with the global warning. Buzz-kill!

Randy Marsh: Guys, my season is over. Tegridy Farms' season ended weeks ago.
Mayor McDaniels: We understand, but couldn't you do, like, a limited-edition run just to get people through the holidays?
Randy Marsh: You want me to do a Christmas special?
https://cumama.blogspot.com/2019/11/season-finale.html

Eric Cartman: You know what it means when our parents have no Christmas spirit? Shitty presents. We're screwed, you guys.
Butters Stotch: They just gotta get their Christmas spirits back! They just gotta!

Randy Marsh: Okay, cocaine's totally legal now.
Mayor McDaniels: It... It is?
Randy Marsh: Yeah. Legal in seven states, including this one. Other states are soon to follow. I told you... it's 2019, dawg.

Butters Stotch: I'm sorry, Santa. I just can't think of anything I want this year. I guess maybe now I'm losing my Christmas spirit.
Santa: Well, how about a little Baby Yoda doll?
Butters Stotch: Nah. "Mandalorian" was great the first few episodes, but it's really fallen apart lately.

Santa: Marijuana?! This isn't what Santa meant! I got rid of liquor, and now you assholes are all just getting high?! God [bleep] damn it! Santa will just see about this!

Randy Marsh: Oh, great. My daughter had a marijuana problem, and now she has a problem with cocaine.

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Commercial: .... During Christmas, don't you want your cocaine to be organic, pure, and locally grown? Cocaine that's grown locally has never been smuggled, so the only ass it's gonna be up is yours. Marijuana-Free Christmas Snow, now available from Tegridy Farms. It's cocaine that's farm-to-nostril.

Randy Marsh: Hold on tight, Towelie! We have to save Christmas!

Randy Marsh: Santa, that's not just cocaine. It's Tegridy cocaine.
Santa: Oh, don't give Santa that. Coke is coke.
Randy Marsh: That's not true. This cocaine is grown locally, by local people. Please, just try it.
Santa: ..... Wow, that is really clean.
Randy Marsh: Right?
Santa: It's, like, not speedy at all. It's really mellow. Honestly, I didn't know cocaine could be this pure. Wow.
Randy Marsh: Because it's grown here, on a farm. It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or harmful impurities.
Santa: No, you can tell it's really clean. Santa like-y. Maybe I have been a little too old‐fashioned in my thinking...

Santa: Jesus, you really got to try it... You cut out the middle men. Nobody dies in South America. Nobody dies from impurities.
Randy Marsh: Please, Jesus.

Jesus Christ: I think it's time for a little Christmas miracle...

Randy Marsh: Hey, guys. I'm so happy my Christmas Special turned out okay.
Santa: It's more than okay. Tegridy cocaine is smooth, and has a great finish.
Jesus Christ: I'll bet when coke becomes legal soon, everyone will want Tegridy cocaine.
Stephen Stotch: Well only one thing left to do now, gang. Let's go driving!

Commercial: All-natural Tegridy cocaine, endorsed and approved by Santa Claus. Available soon at a store near you.

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The Mandalorian. Chapter 2: The Child

The Mandalorian 1×2

Kuiil: I thought you were dead.

Kuiil: This is what was causing all the fuss?

Kuiil: Stripped. Not destroyed. The Jawas steal. They don't destroy.

Kuiil: They really don't like you for some reason...

The Mandalorian: I'm a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion.

The Mandalorian: The egg? What egg?

The Mandalorian: I have it. I've got "The Egg."

The Mandalorian: I could use a crew member of your ability, and I can pay handsomely.
Kuiil: I am honored, but I have worked a lifetime to finally be free of servitude.

Kuiil: Thank you for bringing peace to my valley. And good luck with The Child. May it survive and bring you a handsome reward. I have spoken.

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Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

Rambo (2008) <<

Gabrielle: They kept asking me why my uncle built these tunnels.
Rambo: What did you say?
Gabrielle: I said that you like digging and you're a little crazy.
Rambo: That's fair enough.

Gabrielle: Uncle John, I've heard the stories. I know you've been through a lot. But my world is a lot different from yours.
Rambo: No, it's not. It's worse.
Gabrielle: No, it's not. People don't just act bad for no reason.

Rambo: You don't know how bad it is. I know how black a man's heart can be. There's nothing good out there, Gabrielle.

Rambo: I haven't changed. I'm just trying to keep a lid on it.

Carmen Delgado: No, it doesn't work this way. There's too many of them. Are you crazy or what?
Rambo: I'm not thinking about that...

Rambo: What if you can't move on? What if you can't move on at all?

Rambo: I want revenge. I want them to know that death is coming... and there's nothing they can do to stop it.

Rambo: I want you to feel my rage, my hate, when I reach into your chest and rip out your heart! Like you did mine.

Rambo: You want to live? Follow the lights.

Rambo: This is what it feels like.

Rambo: All the ones I've loved are now ghosts. But I will fight... to keep their memories alive... forever.

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Σ pita4og: «немножко ностальгии по молодости для зрителя эпохи VHS»

Old Unresolved S...

Imposters 2×3

Shelly Cohen: Piece of advice, Louie. Don't trust a person whose only job is to slice open your guts.

Gail: Your assignment may seem a little morbid, but I promise, it'll be very helpful... I want you to imagine your own funeral. Who would be there, and what would they say about you?

Ezra: I actually feel grateful that Maddie Jonson happened to me. She taught me something incredibly important: that I was capable of real love... Here's what else I know. I will find love again... Because it's worth the risk and the pain.

Herman: You're... you're... you're in a hurry. It's very American. But... take a look around here, baby. Does this look like a drive-through?

Ezra: I didn't lie about anything. Except my name.
There is the lie of the things you don't say.

Rosa: .... So all three of you were married to her, and she took everything?

Ezra: We get ourselves to the border. The coyote smuggles us across.
Richard: Absolutely not. I'm not shoving a bag of coke up my ass. Not for you, not for anyone.
Ezra: That's a mule, Richard, not a coyote.

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Black Butterfly (2017)

Paul: Well, yes, I need the money, but not at any cost, you know?

Laura: Actually, you're my first.
Paul: Your first, what?
Laura: My first victim.
Paul: That's okay. I don't mind.

Jack: We're all free men. We choose what we want. You did this to yourself.

Jack: Delias Kristianiae. Black Butterfly, from Indonesia. Very rare. Very hard to catch. Ironic, really.
Paul: Ironic?
Jack: Yeah, I had it done in prison.

Jack: Paul. It's just a story.

Jack: Come on. Get back to work.

Jack: You see how disorientated people get when their future is uncertain? They always tend to imagine the worst.

Jack: You're finally starting to show some fucking imagination!

Jack: Which actor should play me?

Paul: All right, Jack. This is how the story ends...

Jack: An innocent man would have just said, "I didn't do it."

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The Mandalorian. Chapter 1

The Mandalorian 1×1

The Mandalorian: I can bring you in warm... Or I can bring you in cold.

The Mandalorian: No droids.

Mythrol: "Stay off the ice." That's the understatement of the millennium.

Mythrol: I like your ship. She's a classic. Razor Crest, am I right? Pre-Empire?

Mythrol: Is it true that you guys never take off your helmets?

The Mandalorian: I don't know if you heard, but the Empire is gone.

Kuiil: You are Mandalorian! Your ancestors rode the great Mythosaur. Surely you can ride this young foal.

Kuiil: I have spoken.

The Mandalorian: Droids...

IG-11: It appears we are trapped. I will initiate self-destruct sequencing.

IG-11: I will initiate self-destruct.
The Mandalorian: Do not self-destruct! We're shooting our way out.

IG-11: Beginning self-destruct countdown.

The Mandalorian: You know, you're not so bad. For a droid.
IG-11: Agreed.

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Clean

Castle Rock 2×10

Ace: The end of them is the beginning of us.

Pop: They talked about a sound, what they call the schisma.
Ace: Yes, the sound of the Angel.

Pop: Castle Lake.
Ace: Something is special about the lake.
Pop: Yes. It's a door to other heres, other nows, other dimensions. Our Angel travels between them at his will.

Annie: Can I read to you?... "Misery Chastain had resided in Little Dunthorpe for all of her 16 years, and now, on the cusp of her 17th birthday, she wanted more. True to its name, Little Dunthorpe was meager in scope and bereft of possibility. Someday, she'd have occasion to reconsider her wanderlust, even to regret it. But today, the Sunday her Uncle Percy was destined to die and her exploits fated to begin, was not that day". Hmm. Good beginning...

Annie: Beautiful, isn't it?... I really think this could be it, Joy. The Laughing Place.

Joy: Oh, we have to get him to dedicate a book to you.
Annie: Of course he will. I'm his number one fan.

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Trouble Maybe

Imposters 2×2

Maddie: And what is a normal life to you, Maddie Jonson?
Shelly Cohen: Do tell.
Maddie: I don't know, maybe something without lies and deceit.
Shelly Cohen: Sounds boring.

Richard: I'm just not gonna take money out of people's purses.
Ezra: That's the con.
Richard: That's not a con, okay? That's called stealing.

Richard: It's called honor, man. You get these ladies back to their room, and they look at you with those "I'm gonna masturbate about this for the rest of my life" eyes. What am I supposed to do?

Ezra: Nobody who gets conned is innocent. They all wanted something for cheap.
Jules: Now you're starting to sound like our ex-wife.

Jules: Just, no more lying to each other, okay? Or else we're just deceiving, lying little Maddies.

Ezra: So I guess we need a new code. A post-Maddie "we won't be Maddie to each other" code. What do we call it?
Jules: El codigo de las ex-esposas.
Richard: ... Condom in the soup?
Jules: Code of the ex-wives.

Jules: No lying about money, right?.. No lying about sex... No lying about drinking... No lying about emotional eating.

Rosa: Thank you, gods above, for sending me an artist, and not just a thief.

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