Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

Star Trek III: Search for Spock (1984) <<

Klingons Ambassador: Remember this well. There shall be no peace, as long as Kirk lives.

Kirk: Mr Scott.
Scotty: Aye, sir?
Kirk: How soon can we be underway?
Scotty: Give me one more day, Sir. Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon, that's hard.

Amanda: Spock, does the good of the many outweigh the good of the one?
Spock: I would accept that as an axiom.
Amanda: Then you stand here alive because of a mistake, made by your flawed, feeling, human friends. They have sacrificed their futures because they believed that the good of the one, you, was more important to them.
Spock: Humans make illogical decisions.
Amanda: They do, indeed.

McCoy: Perhaps we could cover a little philosophical ground, life, death, life, things of that nature.
Spock: I did not have time on Vulcan to review the philosophical disciplines.
McCoy: Come on, Spock. it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?
Spock: It would be impossible to discuss this subject without a common frame of reference.
McCoy: You're joking.
Spock: A joke? Is a story with a humorous climax.
McCoy: You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?
Spock: Forgive me Doctor. I'm receiving a number of distress calls.
McCoy: I don't doubt it.

President: Ambassador Sarek, I'm afraid you're trapped here with us. There seems to be no way we can answer this probe.
Sarek: It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question.

McCoy: You think this is its way of saying 'Hi, there' to the people of the Earth?
Spock: There are other forms of intelligence on Earth, Doctor. Only human arrogance would assume the message must be meant for man.

Spock: I've had to programme some of the variables from memory.
Kirk: What are some of the variables?
Spock: Availability of fuel components, mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and probable location of humpback whales, in this case, the Pacific Basin.
Kirk: You've programmed all that from memory?
Spock: I have.
McCoy: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Spock: Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV.

Kirk: Shields, Mr Chekov... May fortune favour the foolish. Warp speed, Mr Sulu.

Chekov: Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to the naval base in Alameda..? It's where they keep the nuclear vessels... Nuclear vessels.

Kirk: What's your question?
Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colourful metaphors, double dumb-ass on you, and so forth.
Kirk: You mean the profanity?
Spock: Yes.
Kirk: That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
Spock: For example?
Kirk: Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susann, the novels of Harold Robbins. The giants.

Spock: To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
Gillian: Who ever said the human race was logical?

Kirk: Spock.
Spock: Yes.
Kirk: About those colourful metaphors that we've discussed. I don't think you should try using them any more.
Spock: Why not?
Kirk: Well... for one thing, you haven't quite got the knack of it.
Spock: I see.
Kirk: And another thing. It's not always necessary to tell the truth.
Spock: I cannot tell a lie.
Kirk: I don't mean lie, but you could exaggerate.
Spock: Exaggerate?
Kirk: Exaggerate. You've done it before. Can't you remember?
Spock: The hell I can't.

Chekov: Admiral, we have found the nuclear vessel.
Kirk: Well done, Team Two.
Chekov: And, Admiral, it is the Enterprise.

Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?

Kirk: I have a hunch, that we'd all be a lot happier discussing this over dinner. What do you say?
Gillian: .... You guys like Italian?

McCoy: You realise, of course, that if we give him the formula, we're altering the future.
Scotty: Why? How do we know he didn't invent the thing?

Gillian: Who are you?
Kirk: Who do you think I am?
Gillian: Don't tell me. You're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

McCoy: Damn it, do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate postprandial upper abdominal distention. Out of the way! Get out of the way!...
Kirk: What did you say she's got?
McCoy: Cramps.

McCoy: You... You present the appearance of a man with a problem.
Spock: Your perception is correct, Doctor. In order to return us to the exact moment we left the 23rd century, I have used our journey back through time as a referent, calculating the coefficient of elapsed time in relation to the acceleration curve.
McCoy: Naturally. So what's your problem?
Spock: Acceleration is no longer a constant.
McCoy: Well, then you're just gonna have to take your best shot.
Spock: Best shot?
McCoy: Guess, Spock. Your best guess.
Spock: Guessing is not in my nature, Doctor.
McCoy: Well, nobody's perfect.

Scotty: Admiral, there be whales here!

Kirk: They say the sea is cold, but the sea contains the hottest blood of all...
Gillian: Whales weep not. D.H. Lawrence.

Gillian: Why does it have to be goodbye?
Kirk: Well... Like they say in your century, I don't even have your telephone number. How will I find you?
Gillian: Don't worry. I'll find you... See you around the galaxy.

McCoy: The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe. We'll get a freighter.

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Outpost 22

The Walking Dead 11×21

The Warden: Good morning, and welcome. Today is the first day of a new beginning. The world works when everyone knows their place. Your place is at the bottom.

The Warden: You should take comfort in knowing that good people will benefit from your labor here. That is your redemption. That is your salvation.

The Warden: Your children are safe and being attended to. Play by the rules, you get to see them again. In order to do that, you must work as one.

The Warden: Here... nobody has a name because we have no need for them. I'm not gonna tell you mine, and you will not... address each other by yours.

Gabriel: What do you tell me when I beat myself up?
Rosita: Quit bitching and move forward.

Gabriel: People remember the last thing that you do. The end of each story is very important. How do you want yours to end?

Negan: I know this Warden's playbook, using fear as a weapon.
Ezekiel: You wanna scare people into an uprising?
Negan: That only works if you're the one holding the gun. Fear's not gonna work. But hope? Hope will. And that is your thing, Ezekiel. It is definitely not mine.

Rosita: Thanks, 22. I'll see you soon.

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The Negotiation

The Office 3×18

Dwight Schrute: Every day for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me... Well, who's laughing now?

Dwight Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.

Michael Scott: Okay, I want you to be Darryl and ask me for a raise because I need to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you.
Jim Halpert: Where'd you get that?
Michael Scott: Wikipedia.

Michael Scott: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

Michael Scott: Tactic number six. Change the location of the meeting at the last second. Totally throws them off.

Michael Scott: Number 14, declining to speak first. Makes them feel uncomfortable, puts you in control.

Jan Levenson: Michael. No. No. No. Michael.
Michael Scott: You're going to play it like this? You give me a good raise or no more sex! What are you writing, perv-ball?
Toby Flenderson: Just preparing for the deposition.

Toby Flenderson: This may the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.

Michael Scott: You know, life is about more than just salary. It's about perks. Like having sex with Jan...
Jan Levenson: Michael.

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What's Been Lost

The Walking Dead 11×20

Carol: ...this isn't gonna be easy.
Daryl: When is it ever?

Tomi: Sunlight is supposed to be the best disinfectant, right? But Pamela is still standing. What does that tell you?... There isn't some kind of "justice" waiting round the corner.
Yumiko: And you can just accept that?
Tomi: It's not acceptance. It's survival.

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Cocktails

The Office 3×17

Michael Scott: Pam, would you smell my breath?

Pam Beesly: I've decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm gonna start telling people what I want directly. So look out world 'cause old Pammy is getting what she wants... And don't call me Pammy.

Michael Scott: Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. Only really good friends show up early. Ergo, de facto, go to a party early, become a really good friend.

Jan Levenson: You realize this is... This is a legal document that says you can't sue the company...
Michael Scott: Over our love.
Jan Levenson: I've never told you that I love you.
Michael Scott: You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all.

Dwight Schrute: Don't break up, you guys. You're great together.

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Variant

The Walking Dead 11×19

Judith: Sometimes I wonder if it takes more courage to live or die...

Judith: We've all done things to still be here... things we'd like to forget. We became whoever we needed to be. But who we are now, the choices we make now, maybe that's all that matters.

Juanita: What is the point of this place if a good man is put to death?

Aaron: You know, after he died, I thought, you know, I'd give anything to take back just one of those nos so that we could have one more day together... Lydia, loss is inevitable. It always has been. The only thing we can control is when we say yes.

Eugene: You'd be wise to step aside, hoss. No need for this to get ugly... Very well...

Eugene: I'm a liability. Always have been. Relying on others to survive, counting on their courage due to a dearth of my own. Hell, the only way I bucked natural selection was my penchant for prevarication. Means lying.
Daryl: I figured.

Eugene: Do you think people are born brave, or do they become it?
Daryl: Both.

Pamela Milton: Body's still warm. Feed my son, Lance.

Jerry: Since when do the dead use frickin' doorknobs?!

Aaron: How the hell... did a walker... do that?

Eugene: My name is Eugene Porter, and I'm here to confess.

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892

(Breaking)

Brian Brown-Easley: This is Brian Brown-Easley. I have a bomb, and... basically, I'm going to kill myself and everybody in here if my demands are not met.

911: What demands are you wanting met?
Brian Brown-Easley: Fraud was committed. My disability check was stolen from me, and I want it back.

Brian Brown-Easley: I don't want the bank's money. I just want the cash... that those people took from me. That's all I want.

Eli Bernard: How much money does the VA owe you?
Brian Brown-Easley: $892.34.
Eli Bernard: That it?
Brian Brown-Easley: Yes, sir.

Eli Bernard: Sir, your honor's worth more than $892. You're worth more than $892.
Brian Brown-Easley: I'm worth nothing. I am nothing. I'm gonna die tonight... and nobody will care why.

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I Believe in Aliens

Resident Alien 2×16

Asta Twelvetrees: Do all alien babies on your planet do this?
Harry Vanderspeigle: No. My Moesha is special.
Asta Twelvetrees: Moesha?
Harry Vanderspeigle: You don't like it? I'm trying out names. Brad...

Harry Vanderspeigle: It is worse than failure. It is future failure. It is guaranteed.

Asta Twelvetrees: Then what? What are you going to do?
Harry Vanderspeigle: I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentments on to my children.
Asta Twelvetrees: "Children"?

Sheriff Mike Thompson: You know, there's an old saying about a turtle.
Deputy Liv Baker: Of course there is.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: It goes, "if you want to read something into a situation, it will become whatever you want it to be."
Deputy Liv Baker: What does that have to do with a turtle?
Sheriff Mike Thompson: I don't know. I forget the turtle part. But the point is, is that you tend to, you know, believe in a bunch of conspiracy theories.
Deputy Liv Baker: You're the one who says the moon is manmade.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: That's not a theory. That's a fact. I mean, each crater's the same depth. The damn thing rings like a gong when you hit it. You can't even see the other side. Shit, they probably got an Arby's over there. Maybe even a strip club, full with moon titties.

Harry Vanderspeigle: You will like my planet. We do not have soccer, but we have a game that is like football. But there's no ball. And you cannot use your feet. It's fighting to the death. So fun.

Max: You drew a stick figure. This looks nothing like you.
Harry Vanderspeigle: How dare you body shame me. That is my goal weight. Are you saying I'm fat?

Sahar: You can't name him Chaz. He is significant. Extraordinary. He is the bridge between your people and mine. And his name should reflect that.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I will name you... "Bridget." Come to Papa, Bridget... Now go take off this monkey suit. You look stupid.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Now I need you to tell me who you think they really were. If you say something about aliens... well, maybe this time I'll listen.

Harry Vanderspeigle: My people do not have a word for failure. They lost the planet to the Greys, but there is no failure. There is just moving forward and attempting to save a different planet.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I did not care about the baby when I first saw it. I considered eating it more than once. It would be tasty. But I have gotten to a place all humans get to eventually... I no longer want to eat my baby.

Asta Twelvetrees: That's my secret.
D'Arcy Bloom: You're a dinosaur!
Harry Vanderspeigle: What? No!

D'Arcy Bloom: Sorry, did you say "the end of the world"?

Harry Vanderspeigle: The doors were unlocked. I will send you a bill.

Harry Vanderspeigle: What is this place?
Eleanor McCallister: This? It's nothing. A quarter of a mile down, there's a lot.

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Best of Enemies

Resident Alien 2×15

Asta Twelvetrees: You're not answering your phone.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Did you call me to tell me to come in to work?
Asta Twelvetrees: Yes.
Harry Vanderspeigle: That is why I did not answer it.

Asta Twelvetrees: Oh, God. I am so sorry. Harry can be a little serial killer-y.

Peter Bach: I swear on my son, I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Whatever. I'll swear at your son too.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Asta always does the right thing. It is her most annoying trait. That and she never lets me kill anyone.

Harry Vanderspeigle: "Dear Asta, if you are reading this, "you are already in my house. ..."

Harry Vanderspeigle: "... If we do not come back, we are dead. But do not worry, that means you will soon be dead too. ..."

Deputy Liv Baker: I don't know what to say except that's just stupid.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Wow. How is it possible that something so negative can come out of the same face that makes such beautiful mouth trumpet sounds?

Harry Vanderspeigle: The word "commitment" becomes something different when you add love to it. Humans call it devotion. This feeling of devotion is not just for families. If there is enough love, anybody will feel it.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Why does love surprise humans? Love is like air. Even if you cannot see it, you have to know it is there.

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A New Deal

The Walking Dead 11×18

Daryl: What have you done?
Carol: I made a deal for us.

Pamela Milton: You're an angry, delusional little boy, Lance. Trying to win a game, but too foolish to realize that you've never actually been a player in it.

Carol: You take happiness wherever you can get it. And don't ever be sorry for it.

Daryl: I never thanked you for saving her.
Lydia: I never thanked you for saving me. We don't have to. We just do it.

Pamela Milton: You were born to lead this place.

Daryl: I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm trying really hard. I wish things were like how you want them to be. That's the way they should be. But they aren't. And I have to keep you safe.

Maxxine: Maybe... maybe you just choose to be a spoiled asshole. I mean, if everyone else expects it, who's left to disappoint?

Sebastian: The Commonwealth is built on buying into bullshit. The desperate need to believe that the ol' American dream is still real. You know, "Anything is possible!" "We... We could rise above our station!" It's a friggin' joke. The reality is that the poor stay poor so that the rich can do whatever the hell we want. The game is rigged.

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Cat and Mouse

Resident Alien 2×14

Harry Vanderspeigle: I would not want to be a fish, in the same way I do not want to be a human. So much of their lives is out of their control.

Asta Twelvetrees: Okay. "Dear, Asta, the Greys are here to kill us all"? That's your opening?!
Harry Vanderspeigle: I wanted to get your attention.
Asta Twelvetrees: Good job. It worked.

D'Arcy Bloom: Huh. Thank you. You are like my little appliances truffle pig.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Don't worry. I learned the old-fashioned way. See, I practiced on cats. If you can massage a cat at 3:00 a. m. Without being scratched to death or waking your neighbor, you graduate. You know, the more feral, the better.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Patience don't need charm. It needs rats.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Uh... W-what's that?
Max: I like rats.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: You should. Nothing says successful town like a good rat infestation.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: See, every healthy town has restaurants that's full of people, and that means they throwing away half their food, and that brings in the rats. This one time, I was on a stakeout in D.C., and I fell asleep, and a rat ran right across my face. I knew at that moment, I had made it.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Think of a number between one and ten. If we think of the same number, then we are the same, and you will help me. What number are you thinking of?
Max: Six.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I was thinking of 6.5... So close. We need to work on our friendship. Let's kill this guy together.

Asta Twelvetrees: I just need to tell you this one thing. Okay, um... the most important thing I need to tell you is... I love you. I've thought about you every day of your life. And if you ever need me, I'm here for you. And if you never need me, that's okay, too. It's not your job to worry about me. I'll be fine. And I'll still love you. So... that's it.

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Jesse Stone: Lost in Paradise

Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt (2012) <<

Lt. Sydney Greenstreet: Dogs can't talk, Jesse.
Jesse Stone: No, but they listen pretty good.

Richard Steele: You're a tough guy.
Jesse Stone: I'm tough enough.

Richard Steele: You don't talk much.
Jesse Stone: I never found out anything by listening to myself.

Richard Steele: Are you the good cop or the bad cop?
Jesse Stone: That's not worthy of you, Richard. I'm both.

Richard Steele: You never told me what you thought of my work.
Jesse Stone: I think you're a sick son of a bitch. And you should already be dead.

Evan: Good lord, chief Stone, for a man who's supposed to be so clever, you act like an idiot.
Jesse Stone: That's one way to be clever.

Jesse Stone: Oh, Sydney.
Lt. Sydney Greenstreet: No, Jesse.
Jesse Stone: Yes, boss.
Lt. Sydney Greenstreet: Not ethical.
Jesse Stone: I was just reminiscing.
Lt. Sydney Greenstreet: Getting back to reality for a moment...
Jesse Stone: I will only go as a visitor.

Jesse Stone: If you don't like the answers you're getting, check your premises.

Jesse Stone: You live long enough, you have regrets. And the ones that nag at you the most are the ones where you knew you had a choice.

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Business School

The Office 3×16

Michael Scott: A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell.....

Michael Scott: What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?
Dwight Schrute: "Don't be an idiot." Changed my life.

Dwight Schrute: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Toby Flenderson: We have a bat in the office. Simple solution would be to open a window, if we had windows that could open.

Student: Sir, as a company that primarily distributes paper, how have you adapted your business model to function in an increasingly paperless world?
Michael Scott: We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny e-mails, but real business is done on paper, okay? Write that down.

Kevin Malone: I am a hero.

Ryan Howard: It wasn't personal.
Michael Scott: Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world. Ryan Howard: When we get back to the office, pack your things.

Michael Scott: Fire you? No, no, no. You are moving to the annex.
Ryan Howard: To the annex?! Where Kelly is?
Michael Scott: A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people. People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.

Michael Scott: What?
Pam Beesly: Do you have something in your pocket?
Michael Scott: ... A Chunky. Do you want half?

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Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

Young Sheldon 6×4

Meemaw: Here you go... Scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
Mandy: Thank you. Looks amazing.
Georgie: Where's mine?
Meemaw: You're not pregnant. She is.

Georgie: I like to think we're pregnant.
Mandy: Really? Are your ankles swollen? Did you throw up this morning? Are you constipated?
Georgie: No, dear.
Mandy: Stop calling me "dear!" I'm not your dear.

Meemaw: You want breakfast, eggs are here, stove is there. Knock yourself out.
Georgie: I get she's pregnant. I don't know why you're so moody.
Meemaw: On the count of three...

Mary: Is this about a boy?
Missy: Mom.
Mary: I-I do have some experience on the subject.
Missy: Please, the only two boys you have experience with are Dad and Jesus.

Meemaw: Does he even know you like him?
Missy: I don't know. I've ignored him, been mean to him. What else can I do?
Meemaw: Sounds like you've tried everything.

Meemaw: Why don't you get one of your girlfriends to find out how he feels about you.
Missy: Why?
Meemaw: Because then you don't have to put yourself on the spot.
Missy: Okay. And if he doesn't like me back, I'll just keep being mean to him until he does. I don't know why that works.
Meemaw: Men are dumb.
Missy: Does that mean we're dumb for liking 'em?
Meemaw: It's not a good look for us.

George: You busy?
Sheldon: Yes, but I'm also excellent at bifurcating my cognitive abilities. Hit me.

Sheldon: I could.
George: Great.
Sheldon: But I won't.
George: Why not?
Sheldon: Because me teaching Billy is like trying to use the gravitational power of a neutron star to change the spin of a boson.
George: Don't do that.

Mary: Come on. Just tell me.
Meemaw: I would. But the bond between a girl and her grandmother is... sacred.
Mary: I am her mother and I am your daughter. Give me something.

Sheldon: Let's take it back a step. Where do you stand on addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?
Billy: I'm against it.

Sheldon: We have a problem.
Dr. Sturgis: What?
Sheldon: Zero might not exist.
Dr. Sturgis: Of course zero exists.
Sheldon: Great. Then explain it to me.
Dr. Sturgis: Easy. Zero is nothing.
Sheldon: But how can nothing be a thing?

Dr. Sturgis: Regardless, zero is very important.
Sheldon: I'm not saying it isn't important. I'm just saying the little round guy ain't real.
Dr. Sturgis: You're being silly. Zero is a number, like every other number.
Sheldon: Oh, yeah? Can you divide with it?
Dr. Sturgis: Well... No.
Sheldon: In fact, the Greek philosopher Parmenides said, "Nothing cannot exist, because to speak of something is to speak of something that exists."
Dr. Sturgis: Well, I suppose... you could look at it that way.
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis, zero isn't real.
Dr. Sturgis: I feel dizzy.

Sheldon: I have bad news about zero. It doesn't exist.
Billy: So I was right?
Sheldon: No one is more shocked than I am.

Sheldon: I can't help you with your test. Without zero, I don't even know what math is anymore.

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Lockdown

The Walking Dead 11×17

Negan: Alright. So what's the play?

Mercer: I can't just let you in. We got rules here.
Negan: Oh, rules? Right. Well, if no one else is playing by those rules, then why are you?

Negan: Hey, did I, uh... Did I tell you I got married?
Carol: Mm. Why are you telling me this now?

Sebastian: Do you know who I am?
Negan: Aw. Do you know who I am?

Negan: This one here, well, she is a goddamn magician. I have seen her pull little bunnies right out of her ass with my very own two eyes. So if, for whatever reason, she is throwing you a life raft, well, then I recommend you jump in that sucker and save yourself from drowning.

Pamela Milton: It was about what could have happened. It was about safety. It always is.

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Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

Young Sheldon 6×3

Connie: You looking for a new church?
Mary: Not yet.
Connie: 'Cause I can see you going Catholic. You got a "get thee to a nunnery" vibe.

Mary: Oh. Mom. Really? Passion's Harvest?
Connie: The main character's name is Passion. She's inherited her daddy's farm, and there's a stud in the stable.
Mary: Oh, that's terrible.
Connie: Read it, then tell me how terrible it is.
Mary: I'm not reading this trash.
Connie: So you're literally judging a book by its cover?
Mary: All right. Fine. I'll give it a look... How come you've dog-eared all these pages?
Connie: You'll see...

Mary: I could write a better book than this...

Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis. I don't think I can do the assignment.
Dr. Sturgis: Why not? Just pick either side of any ethical argument and present it.
Sheldon: But how do I know which argument to present?
Dr. Sturgis: Any one you want.
Sheldon: And how do I know which side to take?
Dr. Sturgis: Any side you want.
Sheldon: But I want to take the right side.
Dr. Sturgis: Maybe there is no right side.
Sheldon: This is torture, and that can't be ethical.
Dr. Sturgis: There you go! You picked a subject. And a side.

Mandy: I wasn't just short on the power bill. I was also short on the rent, and, uh, now I'm short on a place to live.
Georgie: Oh, okay, well, you're welcome to stay here. Mi garage, su garage.

Sheldon: I need your opinion on an ethical dilemma. Should robots have the same rights as humans?
Missy: That depends. What's "ethical" mean?

Mandy: Good morning, everyone.
Sheldon: Niblingo.
Mandy: I'm sorry, what?
Sheldon: It's an honorific I came up with to describe a woman who's carrying my future niece or nephew but is not related to me by law.
Missy: You remember Sheldon.
Mandy: I do.

Georgie: What's wrong?
Mandy: My whole life...

Georgie: What can I do?
Mandy: Nothing, you're doing great. That's how screwed up my life is right now, you're the best part of it.
Georgie: Thank you.

Sheldon: I realized before resolving any of ... moral quandaries, the real decision is who gets to decide. Do we put it up for a vote? Does everyone get to decide for themselves? Should it be by committee? Is that committee elected or appointed? You see where I'm going? You probably don't.

Sheldon: For the smartest decision, we need the smartest person. Ladies and gentlemen, in the field of scientific ethics, we can't rely on democracy or plutocracy. We need an autocracy, or to be more precise, a "Sheldocracy."

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Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) <<

Gorr: So, this is my vow... All gods will die.

Korg: ... But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda. Wait. No. Jane Foster.

Darcy: Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
Jane Foster: It's not a card.
Darcy: Yes, it is.
Jane Foster: There's no card.
Darcy: There's a card. It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
Jane Foster: It's a... handsome card.

Peter Quill: I've been lost before. But then I found meaning, I found love. And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts. But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. My hope for you is that one day you will find something... to make you feel this shitty.

Peter Quill: Remember what I told you. You ever feel lost... just look into the eyes of the people that you love. They'll tell you exactly who you are.

Thor: Pain. What is pain but a construct invented by the weak?

Jane Foster: Hey, can I run something by you?
Thor: Yeah.
Jane Foster: So, I was thinking... when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase? Like, "Eat this hammer!" Or, like, "Check out my hammer." Like, what about... No... I'm work shopping it.
Thor: No, they are all really good. Mine is... "This ends here and now."
Jane Foster: Oh, that's such a good one.
Thor: Took me a long time to perfect it.

Zeus: I tell you one time... now, you shut up. You be quiet. Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
Thor: Zeus, we must do something!
Zeus: You cannot come to the orgy!

Thor: I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate... and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow... throw caution to the wind. I wanna be with you, Jane. What do you say?
Jane Foster: I have cancer.

Gorr: The gods will use you... but they will not help you. There is no eternal reward for us.

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Harry, a Parent

Resident Alien 2×13

Asta Twelvetrees: Do you have a time machine? Wait! Can we go back in time?
Harry Vanderspeigle: There is no such thing as a time machine. The only effective way to travel through time is through... is through... There is no word for it. Uh... In English, a portal, I guess, is the closest thing you could say.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I have to urinate.
D'Arcy Bloom: I need to urinate. Why do you sound like C-3PO? Just say you have to pee.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I have to pee-3PO.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Humans do not realize what crop circles really are... Alien emojis. The complex circle on the right stands for my middle finger.

Asta Twelvetrees: I found a bunch of stuff online about the Alpha Draconians.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Mm-hmm.
Asta Twelvetrees: They're a lizard people, so, what, we look for them under rocks or something? Also, are they poisonous like Komodo dragons?

Harry Vanderspeigle: As a doctor... smoke more.

Deputy Liv Baker: I know. It's safer to be a skeptic. But sometimes, don't you want to see the world as just a little bit magical?

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Phyllis' Wedding

The Office 3×15

Jim Halpert: Hey, Dwight, do you want an Altoid?
Dwight Schrute: What do you think?

Jim Halpert: In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. So, for the past couple weeks, I've been conducting a similar experiment. Dwight, want an Altoid?
Dwight Schrute: Okay.

Michael Scott: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do.

Michael Scott: It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the Bride...

Michael Scott: How you doing? Are you excited?
Phyllis Lapin: Yes, very.
Michael Scott: Me, too. If you need to vomit, that is okay. I did. Do you want to talk about tonight?

Michael Scott: Hi, I'm Michael Scott. And, for the next 40 minutes, I am going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance, one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time. My name is Michael Scott...

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Ben Franklin

The Office 3×14

Michael Scott: Hello, Son. If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead. Life is a...
Dwight Schrute: How do you know it's gonna be a boy?

Dwight Schrute: Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles. No tats. No, tats! Of course, I want...
Jim Halpert: Stop. That's disgusting.
Dwight Schrute: Leave me alone and get the male stripper.

Jim Halpert: Okay, so they have Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin or SpongeBob SquarePants.
Michael Scott: SquarePants?
Jim Halpert: Yep, SpongeBob SquarePants.
Michael Scott: And you think that'd be sexy?

Karen Filippelli: Hey, I wanted to talk to you. I know this is weird or whatever, but Jim told me about you guys.
Pam Beesly: What do you mean?
Karen Filippelli: Well, that you kissed. And we talked it through and it's totally fine.
Pam Beesly: It's not a big deal, it's just a kiss.
Karen Filippelli: But you're not still interested in him?
Pam Beesly: Oh, yeah.
Karen Filippelli: Really?
Pam Beesly: Oh, no! I was confused by your phrasing.

Pam Beesly: You should definitely go out with Jim. I mean, you're going out with Jim. I'm not going out with Jim. You're dating him, which is awesome, because you guys are great together.
Karen Filippelli: Okay.
Pam Beesly: And I'm not into Jim.
Karen Filippelli: Yeah.
Pam Beesly: So, well, good.
Karen Filippelli: Yeah.
Pam Beesly: Sorry.
Karen Filippelli: What are you sorry about?
Pam Beesly: What?
Karen Filippelli: What are you sorry about?
Pam Beesly: Nothing. I was just thinking of something else.

Dwight Schrute: Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.
Elizabeth the Stripper: You want me to answer phones with my clothes on?
Dwight Schrute: We hired you for three hours' work, and we're gonna get it.

Michael Scott: So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin. And, Elizabeth, the stripper, gave me great advice which rhymed. It really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become President, but someone like Elizabeth can't...

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The Return

The Office 3×13

Dwight Schrute: I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.

Dwight Schrute: How would I describe myself? Three words. Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless, insatiable.

Dwight Schrute: There's nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.

Jim Halpert: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe, you win.

Angela Martin: Oscar, I have a question. Would you like to join the Party Planning Committee?
Oscar Martinez: The committee with all the women?
Angela Martin: Yeah.
Oscar Martinez: Because I'm gay?
Angela Martin: No, no. Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things, and I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would just like to make some changes about certain things. And certain situations and certain accounts.

Michael Scott: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Mar-something? Andy is like Mar-something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.

Michael Scott: Hey, don't be ridiculous. Of course we're going to have a party. The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I wanted to be Oscar specific.
Oscar Martinez: Michael...
Michael Scott: No. No, I mean, not because you're gay. Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexicanness is what defines you to me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. So, Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua.

Michael Scott: The important thing is, I learned something... I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

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Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific

Young Sheldon 6×2

Dr. Linkletter: Well, I looked at my calendar and realized it's been six weeks since I last asked you out, so I thought I'd give it another shot.
Connie: You ask me out every six weeks?
Dr. Linkletter: Used to be nine, but we're not getting any younger.

Mary: It's been a... rough couple of days.
Brenda: I'm sorry.
Mary: Thank you.
Brenda: Makes you feel better, I've had a pretty good couple of days, and I'm still gonna get drunk. Want to join me?
Mary: Yes. That would be nice.
Brenda: More sad than nice, but let's go.

George: Why me?
Sheldon: Because I'm hoping to sell it, and since it's going to be broadcast television, I want to make sure the common man can understand it.
George: Well, I understand I was just insulted.
Sheldon: Excellent, I came to the right common man.

Sheldon: Why is a dollar worth a dollar?
Missy: Sheldon, I'm busy.
Sheldon: Me too. I've solved all of our money problems. I'm going to invent my own digital currency.
Missy: Like, printing your own?
Sheldon: No. First, we assign value to difficult-to-find numbers and store them in a computer database. Then we create an algorithm to mine the numbers, then we encourage people to switch from currencies that are government-backed to ours. It's brilliant. I'm going to be rich.
Missy: Speaking of, did you know Batman is also secretly a rich dude? Or he lives in a rich dude's basement. I'm still figuring it out...

Sheldon: Now, when I say "make money," you might think that I'm talking about counterfeiting, but no, I'm talking about creating a unique decentralized digital currency that people can pay to own.
Georgie: Sounds like a scam.
Sheldon: No, it's an open-source currency that has value due to mathematical scarcity.
Georgie: Sounds pretty scammy.
Sheldon: You don't understand.
Georgie: I do. You say a bunch of fancy jibber-jabber, people don't want to admit they're too stupid to understand, then they give you their money.
Sheldon: Well... um... sort of.
Georgie: Love it. How do we get started?

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan <<

Spock: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
Kirk: The needs of the few.
Spock: Or the one. And I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long... and prosper.

Kirk: Space, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages, of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go, where no man has gone before.

Kirk: How much refit time till we can take her out again?
Scotty: Eight weeks, sir, but you don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for you in two.
Kirk: Mr Scott, have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?
Scotty: Certainly, sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle-worker?

Ambassador Sarek: Kirk, I must have your thoughts. May I join your mind?

Admiral Morrow: This business about Spock and McCoy, honestly, I never understood Vulcan mysticism.
Kirk: You don't have to believe. I'm not even sure that I believe, but if there's even a chance that Spock has an eternal soul, then it's my responsibility.
Admiral Morrow: Yours?
Kirk: As surely as if it were my very own.

McCoy: How much and how soon?
Alien: How soon is now. How much is where.
McCoy: Somewhere... in the Mutara Sector.
Alien: Mutara restricted. Take permits many. Money more.
McCoy: There aren't going to be any damn permits. How can you get a permit to do a damn illegal thing? Look, price you name, money I got.
Alien: Place you name. Money I name. Otherwise, bargain no.

Kirk: How many fingers do I have up?
McCoy: That's not very damn funny.

Kirk: My friends... I can't ask you to go any further. But Dr McCoy and I have to do this. The rest of you do not.
Chekov: Admiral, we're losing precious time.
Sulu: What course, please, Admiral?
Kirk: Mr Scott?
Scotty: I'd be grateful, Admiral, if you'd give the word.
Kirk: Gentlemen, may the wind be at our backs. Stations, please.

Kirk: Scotty, as good as your word.
Scotty: Aye, Sir. The more they over think the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Kirk: My God Bones, what have I done?
McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.

Kirk: Klingon Commander, this is Admiral James T. Kirk. I'm alive and well on the planet surface. I know this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an unfortunate accident. Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.

Maltz: I do not deserve to live.
Kirk: Fine. I'll kill you later.

Vulcan High Priestess: Sarek, child of Skon, child of Solkar, the body of your son breathes still. What is your wish?
Sarek: I ask for fal tor pan, the re-fusion.
Vulcan High Priestess: What you seek has not been done since ages past, and then only in legend. Your request is not logical.
Sarek: Forgive me, T'Lar. My logic is uncertain, where my son is concerned.

Spock: My father says that you have been my friend. You came back for me.
Kirk: You would have done the same for me.
Spock: Why would you do this?
Kirk: Because the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.

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>> Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

Young Sheldon 6×1

Sheldon: What is happening to our family?
Missy: I know. Georgie and Meemaw in jail. Mom getting kicked out of the church. Georgie having a baby out of wedlock. You know what this means, don't you?
Sheldon: What?
Missy: We really are white trash.
Sheldon: Speak for yourself. I'm in college on a full ride. But I wish y'all luck.

Mary: Okay, God, we need to talk. Are you testing me? Is this a test? Am I Mrs. Job? I try to be a good person, but... lately, it feels like you are smacking me down every chance you get. And I know that that might sound a little ungrateful right now, as I load my new dishwasher... That I love... But can't you pick on someone else for a while?

Georgie: Does it ever stop being scary?
George: I got a call from the Mexican border that my son was in jail. What do you think?
Georgie: Fair point. Sorry.
George: It's not all scary. There's fun parts.
Georgie: Like what?
George: We went to the beach once. That wasn't bad.

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Traveling Salesmen

The Office 3×12

Michael Scott: Next up, the Super Fly himself, Stanley.
Stanley Hudson: Pass.
Michael Scott: You can't pass. You gotta pick somebody.
Stanley Hudson: I'll take the kid.
Ryan Howard: I'm very flattered. I was his second choice after pass.

Ryan Howard: Hey, do you mind if I take the lead on this one and then you can critique me after?
Stanley Hudson: You want the lead?
Ryan Howard: Yeah, if you don't mind. Mind?
Stanley Hudson: Nothing would delight me more...

Andy Bernard: I really Schruted it.
Michael Scott: What?
Andy Bernard: I Schruted it. It's just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way, you Schruted it. I don't know where it comes from, though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?
Michael Scott: I don't know. Who knows how words are formed.

Michael Scott: Dwight betrayed me once before. So this is his strike two. You know what they say? "Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three."

Dwight Schrute: One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.

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Back from Vacation

The Office 3×11

Michael Scott: You know, I had never been out of the country before now. I got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know, they just relax, they party all the time.
Pam Beesly: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Gosh. Great.

Michael Scott: See this sign? "No shirt. No shoes. No problem." This is an attitude I would like all of you to have right here.

Michael Scott: How hard is a luau? All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi, tiki torches, suckling pig, some fire dancers. That's all you need.

Michael Scott: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night... and in the morning. And that's all I'm gonna say... Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.

Michael Scott: No, no. No, I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on Earth.

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A Benihana Christmas

The Office 3×10

Michael Scott: Hey! I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candied Pams. And perhaps, some Pam chops...
Pam Beesly: Can I help you, Michael?
Michael Scott: With mint.

Michael Scott: Hey, everybody? I don't know who you haven't met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend, Carole. This is just the front of her. Show them the other side.

Jim Halpert: It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael's a bold guy. Is "bold" the right word?

Michael Scott: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Stanley Hudson: You can't cancel a holiday.
Michael Scott: Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Year's.
Stanley Hudson: What does that mean?
Michael Scott: Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.

Angela Martin: Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.
Phyllis Lapin: I thought you said green was whorish.
Angela Martin: No! Orange is whorish.

Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just buy the whole song?
Michael Scott: I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just want... I just want a little taste of it.

Michael Scott: This is an old adage. But they say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. With Carole, I knew within the first 24 minutes of the second day I met her.

Ryan Howard: I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to...

Roy: So, I only use three?
Pam Beesly: If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.

Pam Beesly: Are we taking this too far?
Karen Filippelli: You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough... What?
Pam Beesly: I got goosebumps.

Michael Scott: Check her out.
Jim Halpert: Which one?
Michael Scott: My little gal over there? Babelectable.
Jim Halpert: Which one is she?
Michael Scott: It's the... It's one of those two.
Jim Halpert: You don't know? Dude, you should know.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, it's been hard. They're wearing the exact same uniform, and I've been drinking, and, you know how all waitresses look alike.

Michael Scott: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!

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The Alien Within

Resident Alien 2×12

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Hey, you know what? Maybe in my movie, I got a trusty sidekick, right, who does all the paperwork. And I'm just spitballing here, right, but maybe she provides comic relief, 'cause she's always bumping into things... You see? You see how I said "she" right? That's 'cause I believe in equality.

Harry Vanderspeigle: The internet is wrong.
Asta Twelvetrees: Oh, okay. Good.
Harry Vanderspeigle: No, the Insectoids, they do not squash. They like to eat other beings while they are still alive and struggling.

Asta Twelvetrees: Maybe your alien call doesn't work the way it used to because you're not as alien as you used to be.
Harry Vanderspeigle: That is an awful thing to say.
Asta Twelvetrees: Let's face it, Harry. Every day you're here, you become more human. It's inevitable.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Oh, yeah, see, there it is. There's nothing I love more than a perfectly timed "unless." It's like... it's like a spoon being dipped into some soup. Go ahead, bring that soup to my lips, Deputy.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Did I ever tell you you're brilliant, hmm?
Deputy Liv Baker: No, sir.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: You see, you remember how I didn't want to just look at the map, right? And then your brilliance allowed my super brilliance to shine through.
Deputy Liv Baker: Once again you are the hero of your own story...

Max: Nothing healthy, please.

Max: I can't. I only poop after breakfast or when my mom takes me to the bookstore.
Sahar: Then we have to speed things along. Here.
Max: That's way too big to swallow.
Sahar: It's not for swallowing.
Max: No, I'm not putting that up my butt.
Sahar: Come on, the survival of the world is at stake.
Max: I can save the world with my butt?
Sahar: You have to. It's your destiny.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: ...we won't get credit for that. You know, we did all the hard work. Now the FBI's going to come in and just reach into our pants and rip off our bean bags.
Deputy Liv Baker: Oh, not me. I don't have a bean bag.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Well, not on the outside.
Deputy Liv Baker: I don't really know what that means.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Your knee is compensating for your tibiofibular joint that you injured in your ski accident. Also, you are very old, and your body is falling apart as it prepares for your death.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I only care about Asta, so why did I just give hope and encouragement to another human? Am I beginning to care about all humans? What kind of monster have I become?

Sahar: This isn't a kidnapping. This is an adult-napping.

Max: Why do you have to be Sonny and Cher every year?
Mayor Ben Hawthorne: Because they're an iconic '70s couple, and this mustache was expensive.

Asta Twelvetrees: You texted 911 and then gibberish. I thought you were in trouble and had a stroke or something.
Harry Vanderspeigle: My message was very clear. I use abbreviations like the kids do.
Asta Twelvetrees: "9-1-1, MIBstblnwahcybi?"
Harry Vanderspeigle: It's abbreviations. "9-1-1, MIB" Men In Black. Ah! There's "STBLN," stole the baby last night with a helicopter. Can you believe it? Question mark. What assholes. Exclamation mark. "I am going to kill them to get the baby back so I can hear the rest of Goliath's message, but first I am going to eat." That's a pizza emoji. "WA, question mark" Want any? And "HMBP," hit me back, player. It's all very clear.

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The Convict

The Office 3×9

Pam Beesly: Oh, she's absolutely adorable.
Hannah Smoterich-Barr: He.
Pam Beesly: Oh, sorry. He's... He's dressed all in pink.
Hannah Smoterich-Barr: That's his favorite color.

Kevin Malone: Martin?
Michael Scott: Oh, you are such a racist.
Kevin Malone: Wait, why am I a racist?
Michael Scott: Because you think he's black.

Michael Scott: Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice, like a white guy who went to prison for polluting a black guy's lake.

Michael Scott: Angela?
Angela Martin: Sure. Let's protect the convicts at the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally, I agree with that.
Michael Scott: Good.

Michael Scott: Hey, everybody, may I have your attention, please?

Michael Scott: I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here, has had some trouble with the law. But I just want to declare publicly that I trust him completely and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb person, okay? As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more.

Kevin Malone: I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.

Kevin Malone: What was your cell like?
Martin Nash: Not good. It's a little bit bigger than Michael's office, but, you know, I really only slept there, you know? During the day our time's our own.

Michael Scott: These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream and they would rather be in the hole.

Michael Scott: They are such babies. I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom. And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.

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Bullet Train (2022)

Ladybug: This is too easy.
Maria: You're over thinking it.
Ladybug: You're under thinking it.
Maria: It's not a word.
Ladybug: Yes, it is.
Maria: Really?
Ladybug: I think it is.
Maria: Did you Google it?
Ladybug: Doesn't matter.
Maria: What would Barry say?
Ladybug: Barry would say, "a negative outlook leads to a negative outcome."
Maria: Wow. How much do you pay him again?

The Son: You're a liability, you know? To my father. He doesn't need a reason to kill people like you. He needs a reason not to. Does he have one?

Prince: People think that I'm just some young girl. Someone's future wife, or... Future mother. But I'm not in someone else's story. You're all in mine.

Ladybug: Let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.

Ladybug: I missed my stop.
Maria: Why?
Ladybug: Because god hates me.
Maria: No, she doesn't.

Lemon: I learned everything about people from Thomas. Everything.
Ladybug: Really?
Lemon: That's how I can read people like you so well, and you are a diesel.
Ladybug: Huh. I am not a diesel.
Lemon: You're the diesel-est diesel that ever fuckin' diesel-ed that I've ever seen in my life, man. 'Cause diesels bluff, they go too far.
Ladybug: Man, I'm trying to get diesels out of my life, you know?

Ladybug: I'm not a diesel, you're a diesel.

Tangerine: You shoot first and come up with the answers later.
Lemon: I always do.

Ladybug: You know, before us now is just a wall, but it's an illusion, man. It's a construct. You know, 'cause within that wall sits a window. A window of opportunity. Damn it, it's a door. It's... Within that wall is a door.
Tangerine: I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.
Ladybug: My point is, that door is closing.

Lemon: Sometimes you gotta shoot first and come up with answers later.

Ladybug: Uh... Can I get you something? Uh... you don't seem like a religious person. Water? Would you... Would you like some water? No? You want a blanket? You want me to hold your hand?

Ladybug: Karma is a bitch.

Ladybug: You got your whole life ahead of you. Make sure you do something that brings you peace, 'cause everything else is a pain in the ass.

The Elder: I'm going to tell you a story now.
Ladybug: No, I'm good.
The Elder: It's short.
Ladybug: Really, I'm fine.
The Elder: No, it's very quick.
Ladybug: No, no.
The Elder: It's a good story for you, I think.
Ladybug: I'm cool.
The Elder: Here we go. A long time ago, I made a promise to myself...

The Elder: Do you know what they call a ladybug in Japan? Ten to um us hi. As a boy, I was told there is a spot on its back for each of the seven sorrows of the world. You see, ten to um us hi is not lucky. It holds all the bad luck so that others may live in peace.
Ladybug: I-I don't want to hold the seven sorrows.
The Elder: Everything that's ever happened to you has led you here. Fate.
Ladybug: Well, that's a shit deal.

Ladybug: Hurt people hurt people.

Ladybug: Was that kar... was that Karma?

Ladybug: Maybe it is just about how we frame it. Like, maybe there's no bad luck or good luck. Maybe we're all just agents of fate.

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