House M.D. 2x20

Euphoria

Season 2, Episode 20, Part 1

* House: He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning it.
   Cameron: He was shot?
   House: No, somebody threw it at him.


* Chase: Next best thing to an MRI...
   House: And a waste of time.
   Cameron: Angio might show...
   House: Oh, God, it's a coup! Fine! Go do your angio. When you're do wasting your time, meet me down in the morgue.


* Wilson: You're being cautious. You're being... common. When you don't give a crap about...
   House: How many of your guys have caught cancer from their patients? Let me know when that happens. Then we can have this conversation.
   Wilson: It's just another case, huh?
   House: Gee, I bet you can even have unprotected sex with your cancer patients without catching a damn thing. Boy, I wish I had your job.

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* A cop: In my experience, people who just don't like cops have a reason...


* Foreman: The police issue kevlar vests don't have the ceramic plate insert that would shatter a bullet,they would just catch it. So the bullet shattered on its own. Meaning Baby Shoes was using 0.38 caliber hollow points. Which, unfortunately, are ferromagnetic.
   House: It's just so cool that you know that.


* Foreman: We have to go back to Joe's apartment...
   House: No one goes back to that place till we know what we're looking for. Get some of that cop tape. Stick it over the doors and the windows.
   Foreman: I'll take all the hazard precautions. The chance of infection is next to nothing.
   House: I was never that great at math. But next to nothing is... higher than nothing, right?


* House: God, you're weak. Guy steals your article... tells you you're not his friend... and you still want to risk your life for him.
   Cameron: ... Foreman broke my skin with a tainted needle.
   House: Yeah. God,you're weak. Guy tried to kill you. First thing on my list of things to do would be to stab him back. Shoot him. I've got a gun in my desk. Last thing on my list would be to lie to my boss about it and then give the bastard everything he wanted.
   Cameron: I'm not here for Foreman. I'm here to save myself.
   House: Even with a needle stick, your chances of infection are pretty slim. That's why you're wearing the suit. You wanted to be here. He just gave you the excuse. What does that guy have to do to make you hate him?



--- Словарик:
cautious — осторожный, осмотрительный; предусмотрительный
tainted — нехороший, грязный, нечистый
stab — удар (ножом, кинжалом и т. п.)


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