My Name Is Earl 1x08

Joy's Wedding

Season 1, Episode 8

* Joy: Whoo! This thing's making me sweat like a whore in church. No offense, Patty.
   Patty: None taken. I don't go to church.


* Joy: Anybody got deodorant?
   Carla: Oh, I got Altoids and condoms. These are scented.


* Earl: Uh, honey? I think we should talk about what happened last night. It was so crazy, I'm not sure I even remember.
   Joy: Then I wish we could trade. I remember everything.

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* Earl: I was just bein' nice so we could get along better, like Bruce and Demi. I didn't know we'd get along three times in one night.


* Earl: Marriages built on lies don't last. Look at us.
   Joy: It's not the lies that screw people up. It's the finding out.


* Joy: I hope you get nut cancer, you son of a bitch.
   Earl: Nice. You kiss your "illegitimate" children with that mouth?



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