My Name Is Earl 1x07

Stole Beer from a Golfer

Season 1, Episode 7

* Earl: Every year there are three things Randy gets excited about — amnesty day at the adult video store, the high school cheerleader bikini dog wash and the Camden County Fair.


* Earl: Then your life is exactly back to the way it was seven months ago? We're done?
   Golfer: Yes. I think that should put everything back to normal.
   Earl: Good.
   Golfer: Unless... You didn't have sex with anyone else while we were broken up, did you?
   Golfer's mate: I used my hand on a guy a little.
   Earl: Yeah, I'm not sure how to un-ring that bell.

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* Catalina: What exactly is a county fair?
   Randy: It's like Disneyland for poor people. They got a Ferris wheel, bumper boats, bands you thought were dead. Last year, they had the world's tallest midget. He was as tall as you, Earl, remember?
   Earl: I think that might have been a scam, Randy.
   Randy: I don't know. That was one tall midget. This year, they got the car from Smokey and the Bandit. {...} Hurry up, Earl. I wanna get down there... before the lines are too long for the world's smallest giant.



--- Словарик:
midget — карлик; лилипут
scam — жульничество; мошенническая проделка


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