House M.D. 2x06

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Season 2, Episode 6

* House: You know me, hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.


* Forman: You don't even like sports.
   Cameron: He's making millions of dollars ripping off fans.
   Forman: Anyone who thinks they should pay a guy money because he can throw a ball really far or pedal really fast deserves to be ripped off.


* Wilson: You didn't do it, did you? You didn't sleep with him.
   Cameron: I couldn't have lived with myself.
   Wilson: You'd be surprised what you can live with.

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* Forman: So, air is keeping him from breathing air.
   House: Well, let's go with that for the irony.


* House: You're being poisoned.
   Patient: By gum?
   House: Sugarless gum uses sorbitol as a sweetener. We use sorbitol as a laxative.


* House: Why would he lie?
   Cameron: What does it matter?
   House: People lie for thousands of reasons. But there's always a reason.
   Forman: Philosophically interesting, medically irrelevant.
   House: Unless he's not lying.



-- Словарик
hostility — враждебность; враждебное отношение; вражда; антагонизм
shrink up — сжиматься
laxative — слабительное средство

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