House M.D. 2x15

Clueless

Season 2, Episode 15

* House: What if the problem's not in his throat?
   Chase: That'd be a little odd considering that's where all his symptoms are.
   House: Says who?
   Cameron: The patient.
   House: Since most patients can't tell their ulna from their anus, I'm guessing this guy also doesn't know the difference between choking and suffocating. His throat might be fine. His lungs might be messed up. Get more blood, a chest CT, and a body plethysmograph. Unless of course, you think we should be asking the patient where his anus is first.


* Foreman: Where are you going?
   House: To complete the second half of the caffeine delivery system.

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* Wilson: Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter?
   House: Don't you eat anything that doesn't look like it's been rolled onto your plate by a dung beetle?
   Wilson: Try it. ... It's good, isn't it?
   House: No. Just better than it looks.


* House: Go back to the home...
   Foreman: It's not heavy metals.
   House: The symptoms say it is.
   Cameron: The tests say it's not.
   House: Well, who you gonna believe? The symptoms or the tests?


* Cameron 2 House: Ignorance is bliss.



--- Словарик:
ulna — локтевая кость
choking — удушье, удушение
suffocating — задыхающийся
dung beetle — навозник
Ignorance — неведение, незнание, неосведомлённость
bliss — блаженство, счастье

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