House M.D. 2x12

Distractions

Season 2, Episode 12

* Foreman: Been looking for you.
   House: Been avoiding you.


* House: Look at that.
   Cuddy: Congratulations. The patient that has been in a coma for two years and counting is still in a coma.


* Cameron: What are you looking for?
   House: Same as you are, love, acceptance, solid return on an investment.

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* Wilson: This guy's Von Lieberman? The guy who got you thrown out for cheating?
   House: The dean threw me out. Von Lieberman just ratted on me.
   Wilson: This guy's name is Weber, not Von Lieberman.
   House: I call Weber Von Lieberman, way eviler.


* House: I'm not here about the past. He's a bad scientist.
   Wilson: Well, you cheated off him, how bad can he be?
   House: He got the answer wrong.


* Cameron: His brain is like a waiter that's got too many...
   House: Hey, hey. I do the metaphors.


* House: Dominic Larrey.
   Foreman: He another dead doctor?
   House: He's Napoleon's Surgeon in Chief. Cleaned a lot of battle wounds.
   Cameron: By amputating legs.
   House: And with bugs.
...
   Cameron: Maggots are implanted directly into Adam's burns.
   — Maggots, they eat dead people, I...
   Cameron: Maggots eat dead flesh. Only dead flesh. So they're perfectly suited to clean wounds. They also kill the bacteria that thrive in injured tissues.


* Cameron: Did you sleep here?
   House: Lower.
   Cameron: Do you want a pillow?
   House: Not softer, lower. Frequency of your voice is grating.


* Cameron: He was hallucinating in the locker room.
   Foreman: He okay?
   Cameron: He's feeling no pain, he's high.
   Foreman: Vicodin high?
   Cameron: Past that. He's seeing sounds. Took something...
   House: Why is it so dark in here? It's a beautiful day outside. Open the shades, let the sun shine in.
   Cameron: It's nighttime.
   House: It's still Tuesday, right?
   Foreman: You look better.
   House: I took something.
   Foreman: Mind if I ask what?
   House: Little of this, little of that.


* House: Eye for an eye, LSD and antidepressants. Everything in balance. Buddhists call it Karma. Christians call it the Golden Rule. Jews call it... I don't know,
Rabbi Hillel said something poignant. Universe always settles the score.
   Cuddy: Does it?
   House: No. But it should.



--- Словарик:
Maggot — безногая личинка (особ. мухи)
thrive — процветать; разрастаться
grating — раздражающий
poignant — острый, пикантный; горький, мучительный; уместный, подходящий


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