My Name Is Earl 1x10

White Lie Christmas

Season 1, Episode 10

* Joy's Mom: I have to gamble, Earl. I have a problem. Don't judge me!


* Randy: You know, feliz "naviblah."
Catalina: That means nothing.
Randy: To you, maybe, but in American that means Christmas in Mexican.


* Joy's Dad: Again? You just went this morning.
   Joy's Mom: Yeah. My kidney's really flarin' up today.
   Joy's Dad: Let me take you.
   Joy's Mom: Just give me the grand. Post time's in 20 minutes.
   Joy's Dad: Post time?
   Joy's Mom: I don't have time to explain medical terms to you.

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* Earl: I'd take the day shift... and Darnell would sneak back in for the night shift.
   Darnell: Thanks, Earl. It's cold outside in that manger. I don't know how Jesus did it.
   Earl: No problem, Crab Man. I'll be back in the morning. Put a beer can in the window when it's safe to come in.


* DJ: We got a winner. Well, congratulations. We have a lot of paperwork to fill out. You wanna start by giving me your Social Security number?
   Catalina: My what?
   DJ: Your Social Security number.
   Catalina: Of course. 4-2... 1-3-6-7-8... 2-5-7-6... 8-14-11-6.
   DJ: Six... You a citizen?


* Earl: They argued like this for the rest of the night each one of'em thinking that the other's secret was worse than their own.
   But eventually, morning came... and when the sun came up and the creatures started to stir... Well, they had to stop. And before you knew it, the fightin' was over.
   Sure, they all had secrets-big ones. But the truth is, the only reason everybody was keepin' their secrets... was 'cause they didn't want to lose each other. Now that they had nothin'to hide, they could just relax and enjoy Christmas.


* Randy: Hey, Earl?
   Earl: Yeah, Randy?
   Randy: What's your favorite Christmas gift you ever got?
   Earl: Probably my Stretch Armstrong Stretch Monster. You?
   Randy: Weeble wobbles. Earl?
   Earl: Yeah?
   Randy: I was the one who cut open your Stretch Armstrong Stretch Monster... to see what was inside.
   Earl: I know, Randy. Merry Christmas.
   Randy: Merry Christmas.



--- Словарик:
sneak — красться
grand — (амер. сленг) тысяча долларов
Post time — время начала скачек
Weeble wobbles — "ванька-встанька"

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