House M.D. 2x16

Heavy

Season 2, Episode 16

* Chase: So the boyfriend brought in an allergen and is lying about it.
   Cameron: Or the girl snuck out and she's lying about that.
   House: Or the parents are lying about the room being clean.
   Cuddy: These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying?
   House: Hasn't let me down yet.


* Cameron: How about a semen allergy?
   Chase: We're gonna need a semen sample. ... You can use the bathroom over there.
   Patient's boyfriend: Right. Uh, how do I...
   Cameron: Aim and shoot.


* Patient's boyfriend: Do you have to tell her it was my fault?
   House: No. Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything.

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* House: What's the good news? What's the bad news?
   Chase: Congestive heart failure.
   House: Is which?
   Chase: Good news.
   House: Why?
   Chase: I don't know. It just sounded like you.
   House: New puzzle piece. Always good news. What's the bad news?
   Foreman: We've got two puzzle pieces from two different puzzles.


* Wilson: Where's... the hooker, I assume?
   House: Right up here, buddy.
   Wilson: You said you'd hang the stethoscope if you were having sex.
   House: I didn't say it had to be with another person. Can you think of anything that would tie together anaphylaxis and heart failure?
   Wilson: No. I was waiting out there for hours!
   House: I need a lot of foreplay. And then there's the cuddling afterwards. Any way that anaphylaxis isn't anaphylaxis even it responds to EPI?
   Wilson: No. Oh, no wonder you were in the mood. This month's New Jersey Journal of Cardiology.


* Wilson: If you need time alone to work, you just have to say so. You don't have to lie about it.
   House: Lying's more fun.
   Wilson: Being lied to, not as much fun.


* House: You want one of these? I think I got a couple of blueberries. Nope. Sorry. Just one.


* House: Have you gotten a lawyer yet?
   Wilson: That's... That's not...
   House: You even called one? As long as you're here, it's just a fight. As soon as you get a place, then it's a divorce.
   Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.


* Chase: Melinda's dying.
   House: We're all dying. How fast?



--- Словарик:
semen — семя, сперма
grownup — взрослый (человек)
cuddle — объятие


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