Cost Dad the Election
Season 1, Episode 9
Earl: Of course it was your fault.
I was halfway down the block with the basket of money... and you tripped over your damn dress.
I told you to go as a priest, but no, you thought it'd be funny to dress as a nun. If you had just listened to me instead of worrying so much about trying to...
Randy: It's funny, isn't it. Is it funny?
Earl: Yeah, it's funny.
Randy: I told you. It's because I'm a man, but I'm dressed like a woman.
* Earl: Randy?
Randy: No.
Earl: What's he doing here?
Mom: He's here every Sunday.
Earl: He told me he was in a regular poker game.
Mom: He is. He is, and we play for those little marshmallows. Then when we're done, we divide them up and we put them in our cocoa.
Earl: ... How come you hate me, but you'll gamble for marshmallows with Randy?
Mom: Well, there's a difference between you two. See, one of you's bad and one of you's simple. And, Earl, you're bad.
* Catalina: What are registered voters?
Earl: People who sign up to vote, I guess. You and me should sign up.
Randy: He's down by more than two votes.
Catalina: Can I register to vote?
Randy: He's down by more than three votes, Catalina.
* Mom: Once again, thanks to me, Dad lost in a landslide. Yep, well, I crushed some allergy medicine in his lemonade... but he's still all fired up. Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot who I was calling. We'll take, uh, a large pepperoni, and throw in some garlic knots. That might cheer him up.
* Randy: Hey, Earl?
Earl: Yeah, Randy?
Randy: If you could be any kind of animal in the whole world... what animal would you be?
Earl: A dog. I think I'd be a dog.
Randy: How come?
Earl: 'Cause I like living inside and sitting on couches. Most people let their dogs live inside and sit on couches.
Randy: How about a cat? People let their cats live inside and sit on couches.
Earl: I'm allergic to cats. I wouldn't wanna go around making myself sneeze.
Randy: Yeah.
Earl: Why, what kind of animal would you be if you could be any animal in the whole world?
Randy: I was gonna say monkey, but you make a good point about the couch.
Earl: Good night.
Randy: Good night.
--- Словарик:
landslide — победа на выборах
sneeze — чихать
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