& P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent ... but I want to hear you scream
& Terry Hoitz: You know what I just did? I just walked out that door, saw a couple of detectives down there and I was about to start badmouthing you behind your back. But I stopped myself because my Pop taught me that a man who talks behind somebody's back is a coward.
Allen Gamble: Wow, I actually appreciate that.
Terry: Good, coz I am gonna tell you directly to your face!
Allen: No, you don't have to...
Terry: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain.
& Therapist: Jimmy, let's talk about how that story made you feel...
Jimmy, Cop on Therapy: Like a Viagra pill with a face.
& Captain Gene Mauch: You're gonna have to hand over your gun
Allen: Yes, sir.
Terry: Captain, If you really want to disarm this guy, take out the batteries in the calculator.
& Terry: Go! Go! Go! Feel that Allen? Huh? That ting-a-ling in your balls, big net of butterflies flying around in your stomach?
Allen: Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?
Terry: Let's go do some damage!
& Terry: What is this?
Allen: It's my car, it's a Prius.
Terry: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.
& Fosse: "At the crime scene. LOL."
Martin: Good tweet.
Fosse: Yeah.
& David Ershon: America was always been defined by its excess. The Grand Canyon, professional sports contracts... Wendy's bacon and eggs, extra bacon. I myself have 18 Lamborghinis... And a Subaru station wagon. And it's because of this excess that I have flourished*, I employ you. Please, do not stop profiting. Live for excess. It's the American way.
& Terry: Special Forces, right?
Roger Wesley: Just watch your step, detective. There are three things I love in this world. Kylie Minogue... Small dimples* just above a woman's buttocks...
Allen: Beautiful features...
Wesley: ...And the fear in the man's eye who knows that I 'm about to hurt him.
Captain: Hey, shake your dicks. This pissing contest is over.
& Dr. Sheila Gamble: Allen and his apps... He loves them. You know he has designed three of his own?.. One of them, can I tell?.. Take a picture of anybody's face and I'll tell you how the back of his head looks like. FaceBack.
Allen: I get some horrible reviews coming out of the Gate.
& Terry: Why are you with Allen? I mean... That is not what I meant... How did you guys meet?
& Sheila: ... And remember, all I ask of you is don't let him get hurt, Terry.
Allen: She tells me that everyday before I leave.
Sheila: I do, we come downstairs and make him his fresh cut strawberries, and I say: Listen my little sugar bowls, whatever you do today, you just don't get hurt.
Allen: Every morning.
Sheila: Then I show him my breasts and I say: These are waiting for you when you get back home. You know Terry, they are not the biggest breasts I've ever seen, but... They are perky*, and they are firm and they are yours.
& Bob Littleford: Nobody leaves the house, without making love to my wife! ... You get back here and you make love to my wife!
& Terry: What the hell are you doing?
Francine: Dancing, Terry. What the hell are you doing here?
Terry: I love you, Francine. If you were with me, you wouldn't be here in this strip club, shaking it for dollar bills.
Francine: This is a ballet studio, Terry, OK? These poles are horizontal.
& Allen: Hey, I got you a gift. I just saw something and I though of you and so I do not want it to be weird, I just want it to be nice.
Of course it's weird, it's a grown man giving another man a present.
Allen: Here we go. Open it up... I like to do things like that. Take a look what it says... F.B.I: Female Body Inspector
. You know, because we are both in law enforcement, we both like women, but I got a weird sense of humor. I'm a sick puppy. I can't look at it. It makes me laugh so hard...
Terry: Me too. ... Don't do that shit anymore!
Allen: Yeah. Believe me I won't. ... Do you understand what so funny about it though? Because it's the F.B.I., right? It has the same logo, the same shield and at first glance you're like, oh, it's just a mug that says FBI but at the second glance, you're like, Female Body Inspector?
-- Dict:
flourish — процветать; преуспевать; выставлять напоказ
dimples — впадины
perky — веселый; бойкий; дерзкий; наглый
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