My Name Is Earl 3x9

Randy in Charge:
Of Our Days and Our Nights

Season 3, Episode 9

& Warden: Oh, I hate execution days. Especially if they die with a funny look on their face, and you start giggling. Then suddenly you're the jerk who's laughing at an execution.


& Earl: Good news, Randy. The warden thinks you should be the guard to escort us on the Scared Straight project.
    Randy: Cool! I was worried he thought I was an idiot... when he saw me fall out of that guard tower. I guess when I said, "I meant to do that," he believed me.

& Earl: ...And I can't look after you in here like I can on the outside.
    Randy: What are you talking about? I look after you.
    Earl: Randy, that's ridiculous. {...} Face it, Randy, you only took this job... 'cause you couldn't exist out there without me.
    Randy: Or maybe I knew you couldn't exist in here without me.
    Earl: Or maybe you're gettin' defensive and sayin' everything I say back at me.
    Randy: Or maybe you're just sayin' what I'm gonna say before I say it.
    Earl: What?
    Randy: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

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& Joy: Okay, I found it. He's listening. Dipstick and dumdum want the baby to listen to some stupid show about the moon landing.
    Darnell: Alleged* moon landing. Keep the receiver covered while I give this baby the opposing point of view. Consider this, little man. In the footage, you'll notice shadows
from divergent sources.
    Joy: This baby's already smart, Darnell. He just turned around, so you're talkin' to his butt.


& Darnell: Baby, you've been squatting* for five and a half hours. That's, like, five hours longer than any human should squat.


& Joy: Whichever one of you pregnant bitches thinks you're goin' next, you are wrong. I need to get some drugs to kick-start this delivery.


& Warden: You like your job, fella?
    Randy: Yes.
    Warden: Do you like your brother?
    Earl: Not at the moment, sir, no.
    Warden: Too bad. You're both gonna go out there. You're gonna find Frank, and you're gonna bring him back. You got 46 hours.
    Earl: Fine. We'll do it... Uh, sir... Before we go, which one of us is in charge?


--Dict:
Alleged — утверждаемый; мнимый
squat — корточки; сидение на корточках


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