My Name Is Earl 3x3

The Gangs of Camden County

Season 3, Episode 3

& Earl: I don't understand why they're so touchy about us having our own nail clippers.
    Ron: Yeah, seems kind of silly. But last year an inmate used a pair to cut off another guy's arm. Took a week and a half.


& Joy: Randy, they're not going to send you to prison for slapping a cop. And even if they did, you know the odds you'd be sent to the same place as Earl?
    Randy: Seven.
    Joy: Seven what?
    Randy: Seven going to prisons?
    Joy: That don't even make sense.
    Randy: Twelve?

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& Darnell: My uncle once slapped a cop. He got 12 years in the penitentiary. Guess what color he was...


& Ron: Hey, Earl. Your ex-wife and current brother are here to see you.


& Earl: And a few days later, well, it was a relationship.
    Jamal: You have incredible eyes. Fierce like an eagle, but soft like a water bed.
    Hector: Oh, Papi...



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