30 Rock 2x9

Ludachristmas

Season 2, Episode 9

& Ken: Merry Christmas.
    Frank: Thank you!
    Ken: Merry Christmas. Merry Jewish. Merry Christmas.


& Tracy: Now I have to wear this for 30 days. Oh, my goodness. If I even had a drop of alcohol in my sweat, a signal goes to ankle bracelet headquarters in Denver, and I go to jail. And now? This time of the year? Ludachristmas*? Nude year's eve? Martin Luther King day? All you do is drink.
    Liz: No, Tracy, you are not going to Ludachristmas.
    Tracy: But...
    Liz: The three of you are in charge of keeping him from drinking.
    Ken: Okay. But who's project manager?


& Jack: What did your mother mean when she said that you were a beautiful genius? Was she taunting you?
    Liz: No,they're just super supportive.

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& Liz: Nice to have some positive reinforcement, isn't it?
    Jack: Well, it's only positive reinforcement when they say it to you. In my case they're just stating the facts. I do look like the Arrow shirt man, I did lace up* my skates professionally and I did do a fabulous job finishing my muffin*.


& Ken: Mr. Jordan, I know how difficult this is. I was pretty addicted to coke back in my Wall Street days. But you can get through this. The first night is the hardest.
    Tracy: But tonight is Ludachristmas...
    Ken: No, tonight you and I are gonna have some real Christmas fun. We can play party games. Like Murder! First, everybody takes a slip of paper out of a hat. And one person's slip says "murderer." And another person's slip says "inspector." Then everyone puts their head down. Except the murderer. He's the inspector. No,that's not right!..


& Jake's Mom: Let's start here. It's so hard to choose. The photos of the food look so good.
    Liz: I am gonna have the fried onion tower for two for one.


& Jake 2 Mom: See mother, not all species eat their young.



-- Dict:
Ludachristmas — a day before Christmas where you get crunk and rock out!!
lace up — зашнуровать
muffin — горячая булочка; оладья


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