House M.D. 7x6

Office Politics

Season 7, Episode 6

& House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun* doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh* on during the day.
    Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.


& House: Martha M. Masters. I'm Dr. House. This is the rest of the team: Boring, bimbo, and bite-size*.


& House: Capital of Azerbaijan?
    Martha: Baku.
    House: Year Beethoven died?
    Martha: 1827.
    House: 20th decimal of Euler's number?
    Martha: Six... It's my favorite constant.
    House: She's like the Internet with breasts. Oh, no, wait... The Internet has breasts.


& House: Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own mind.

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& House: Masters. If lying to a patient saved their life, would you do it?
    Martha: No. That's a lie.
    House: If your grandma gave you a really crappy tea cozy* for Christmas, would you tell her you liked it?
    Martha: Yes, but that's different.
    House: So, you lie when it doesn't matter but you won't when it does. How'd you get so screwed up?


& Cuddy: Get me proof he has Hep C, and then you can give him Hep A.
    House: I can't.
    Cuddy: You'll figure something out. The two of you have combined I.Q. worth of 300.
    House: That's also true for five morons.


& Martha: So what do we do now?
    House: Well, considering the fact that I'm about to do something unethical...
    Martha: Oh, right, yeah... I'm fired.


& House: I have a problem. {...} I have lied to Cuddy 10,000 times. How do you think she'd feel about 10,001? {...} My patient is gonna die.
    Wilson: Does the lie guarantee he'll live?
    House: No.
    Wilson: You got two choices: To be honest and face the medical consequences, or lie and face the personal consequences.


& Martha: I did it. And I didn't have to lie.
    House: And you feel good about that?
    Martha: Yes.
    House: So I'm hiring an idiot. {...}
    Martha: You hired me because I don't compromise my principals.
    House: Or I want a front row seat when you wake up and realize how useless your principals are. I don't want you to just lie to a patient. I want you to want to lie to a patient.
    Martha: It's not gonna happen.
    House: See you tomorrow.




--- Dict:
bun — булочка
nosh on — перекус
bite-size — крохотный
cozy — уютный



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