House M.D. 7x7

A Pox on Our House

Season 7, Episode 7

& House: Isolate, get baseline blood draws for smallpox antibodies and vaccinate the entire family.
    Foreman: We should test for the 21st-century suspects —
varicella and measles.
    House: You're free to perform whatever unnecessary tests you want, Foreman. Slavery was abolished years ago.


& House: Masters, have you got a boyfriend?
    Martha: That's none of your business.
    Taub: Ah, probably just a dry spell.
    Foreman: House, you do realize we just ruled out smallpox?
    House: Would you ever be extra nice to a theoretical boyfriend if you were really mad at him?
    Martha: I guess the only reason I would be extra nice is because I'm angry, and I just want him to go away so I don't have to deal with him anymore.
    House: You passive/aggressive bitch.


& Martha: It's the middle of the night in the Netherlands. Nobody's working.
    House: Oh, you can always find someone... Oh, yes.
    Geerte: My name is Geerte. Are you handsome, sexiest American man?
    House: You know, some people around me... I would say that I am, yeah.


& House: Chase, can I talk to you outside for a second?
    Chase: You just tried this. I'm not a better liar than Foreman.
    House: Sure, you are. You're descended from convicts*. Plus, there's no lie this time. It's a bait and switch.

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& Chase: That's 60-year-old technology that killed patients.
    House: Exactly. He'll compromise on the C.T.
    Chase: This isn't Cuddy. Your Jedi mind tricks won't work here.
    House: These aren't the droids you're looking for.


& Martha: Instead of whatever lie you're gonna tell Broda, why don't you just tell him the truth?
    House: If we are honest and reasonable... people of all races and creeds* will live together in peace and harmony.
    Martha: How did your first plan work out?
    House: Permission granted.


& House: Good work.
    Martha: So I guess honesty is the best policy.
    House: Why'd you say that? Seriously... To establish your viewpoint, as if I didn't already know it, or to demonstrate some weird cross-generational female solidarity with Cuddy?
    Martha: Actually, I was just trying to fill the awkward silence.
    House: Oh.


& Martha: So we just give up and go home?
    Foreman: Actually, somebody locked the front door, but, yeah, we... Give up.
    Martha: We might as well keep...
    House: ...we have our diagnosis. If you're eager*, you can go find us a new case. ...
    Foreman: I guess she's eager or has a blind spot for sarcasm.


& Martha: Julie doesn't have smallpox.
    House: Did I just dream the part where I finally agreed it was smallpox? Well, if what I thought was reality was actually a dream, then the reverse... Oh, my God! I had a threesome with Beyonce and Lady Gaga.


& Broda: You're insane!
    House: But I'm right.


& Taub: What happened to Gerritt?
    Geerte: Ah.
    Chase: Is that a sad "ah" or a cute "ah"?
    Geerte: Gerritt, he died. It's a sad "ah."


& Sam: Maybe I should get a puppy...
    Wilson: Yeah, or... Pregnant?



--- Dict:
convicts — осужденных
creeds — вероисповеданий
eager — нетерпеливый; энергичный; сильно желающий


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o_O     A Pox on Our House Vs. Чума. Случайное? Забавное?? Совпадение???