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14 нояб. 2010 г.
The Ugly Truth (3/3)
& Mike: So how often do you, uh...?
Abby: Do I what? Do I what?!
Mike: You know... flick* the bean?
Abby: What bean?
Mike: Your bean. Flick it. Down there.
Abby: Oh! Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you?
Mike: No, well, actually, I call it masturbating, but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.
& Abby: I don't do that, not ever.
Mike: Yes, you would.
Abby: No. No. No.
Mike: Never?
Abby: I find it impersonal.
Mike: Abby, what could be more personal than you flicking your bean?
Abby: I just don't see myself that way, okay?
Mike: Well, you better start. Because if you don't wanna have sex with you, why the hell would Colin?
& Mike: Sorry, buddy, that's my toy.
Abby: Did you know he had it the whole time?
Mike: Not the whole time, just part of the time. I figured I should let you finish.
Abby: How kind.
Mike: So thanks for coming tonight. To dinner. That kind of coming.
Pocket Full of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
& Mike: So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude*. There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with.
Joy: That sounded almost enlightened.
Mike: Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends, her lady garden awaits.
Joy: And he's back.
Mike: And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias.
& Craig Ferguson: What advice would you give to the good people out there that are
looking for love?
Mike: My advice would be, uh... Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
& Ferguson: Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?
Mike: Who?
Ferguson: The woman that screwed you up. She must have been a doozy*.
Mike: Ah. Well, like I said, better a floozy* than a doozy.
El Gitano Del Amor - Latin Soul Syndicate
& Abby: And that's it? That's all you have to say?
Mike: What do you want me to say?
Abby: The truth is ugly, isn't it?
Mike: That's what I've been trying to tell you.
& And this is Joe, your new producer.
Joe: Hi.
Mike: You know what I like best about you, Joe? Is I don't wanna have sex with you at all.
& Mike: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
Abby: I am not a psycho.
Mike: Love? Oh! I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho".
& Abby: You're in love with me. Why?
Mike: Beats the shit outta me, but I am.
& Mike: Am I really that good? Or are you...? Are you just faking it?
Abby: You'll never know.
Flo Rida, You spin my head right round right round
--Dict:
flick — слегка ударить
prude — ханжа; жеманница
doozy — Something extraordinary or bizarre.
floozy — шлюха; бабенка
+ On Imdb.
~ А конец, к сожалению, того. Провис. А как всё было замечательно...
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