Stephen: Hey. Is she gonna geek out* on us?
Scott: She'll just sit in the corner, man. I mean, I want her to geek out on us. She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.
& Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott: Yeah. Wait, what? I mean, are you really happy or are you really evil? Like, do I have ulterior* motives or something? I'm offended*, Kim.
Kim: Wounded*, even?
Scott: Hurt*, Kim.
& Scott: Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck*, but it actually comes from the
Japanese phrase "paku-paku," which means, "to flap one's mouth open and closed." They changed it because they thought that "Puck-Man" would be too easy to vandalize. You know, people could just scratch off the "P" and turn it into an "F" or whatever.
& Knives Chau: Oh, my God! Like, wow!
& Scott: Wallace! Amazon.Ca, what's the website for that?
Wallace: "Amazon.Ca."
Scott: I have to order something really cool.
Scott's computer: You've got mail.
Scott: Dude, this thing claims I have mail.
Wallace: It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
Scott: Dude, now I'm reading it.
Wallace: So happy for you.
& Knives: Attack hug! Hey!
Scott: Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.
Knives: You don't remember? You're supposed to meet me at the bus stop a half-hour ago.
Scott: How could I possibly forget?
& Scott: Why are you just standing there?
Ramona Flowers: Dude, I'm totally waiting on you.
Scott: I'm sorry, I just assumed you were too cool to be here on time.
Ramona: Oh, you assumed wrong.
& Ramona: What kind of tea do you want?
Scott: There's more than one kind?!
Ramona: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, Sleepytime
, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla-almond, white truffle, blueberry-chamomile, vanilla-walnut, Constant Comment
, and Earl Grey.& Scott: Were you just gonna bring the blanket from your bed?
Ramona: I guess.
Scott: Maybe we should both get under it, since we're so cold.
Ramona: What about our tea?
Scott: I... I can not have tea.
& Ramona: I changed my mind.
Scott: Changed it to what? From what?
Ramona: I don't wanna have sex with you, Pilgrim. Not right now.
Scott: Okay.
Ramona: It's not like I'm gonna send you home in a snowstorm or anything. You can sleep in my bed. And I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later.
Scott: Well, this is nice. Just this. It's been, like, a really long time, so I think I needed this, whatever it is, so thank you.
Ramona: You're welcome.
& Wallace: Hey, Jimmy, do they rock or suck?
Jimmy: They have not started playing yet.
Wallace: That was a test, Jimmy. You passed.
& Matthew Patel: Mr. Pilgrim. It is I, Matthew Patel. Consider our fight begun.
Scott: What did I do? What do I do?
Wallace: Fight!
& Scott: Someone's happy. Well, someone got to second base last night. And someone has a second date tonight.
Wallace: Someone's lucky, then.
Scott: You know when I say "someone," I mean "me," right? I got to second base last night. Maybe first-and-a-half.
& Kim: Scott, you are the salt of the earth.
Scott: Thanks.
Kim: I meant scum* of the earth.
Scott: Thanks.
& Young Neil: You broke up with Knives?
Scott: Yeah, but don't worry. Maybe soon you'll meet my new-new girlfriend.
Neil: New-new...
& Kim: Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.
Ramona: Got any embarrassing stories?
Kim: Yeah, he's an idiot.
& Ramona: Tell me we didn't come out here in the cold so you could cover your hair with that hat.
Scott: No, no. I just love me some walking, you know. Just putting one leg in front of the other, like this. Walking.
& Wallace: Lucas Lee. I wanna have his adopted babies.
& Wallace: Scott, evil ex. Fight.
& Scott: You know what really sucks, though?
Wallace: What?
Scott: Everything.
& Wallace: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott: Lesbian?
Wallace: The other L-word.
Scott: ... Lesbians?
& Roxy Richter: You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously.
& Scott: I'm really, really not up for this. Whatever it is.
Roxy: Okay, little chicken. I'll see you later. But you won't see me, because next time, I'll be deadly serious next time.
& Scott: Hello. It's Scott.
Stacey Pilgrim: What did he do this time?
Scott: No, it's Scott. It's actually me.
Stacey: What did you do this time?
Scott: I didn't do anything. It's everyone else that's crazy.
& Envy: Okay, I'm jealous.
Scott: You're jealous?
Envy: I'm allowed.
Scott: You left me for that cocky pretty boy.
Envy: You haven't even seen him.
Scott: I know, you left me for someone I've never even seen.
& Scott: Can't we do our own secret shows?
Kim: All our shows are secret shows.
& Stephen: Level with me. Did we suck?
Ramona: I don't know. Did you?
Stephen: She has to go. She knows we suck.
--Dict:
geek out — The act of becoming emotionally and physically aroused by the sight or the thought of a technicality of a certain topic of major interest.
ulterior — скрытый
offended — обиделся
Wounded — ранен; уязвлен; оскорблен
Hurt — боль; ущерб; обида; рана; оскорбление
puck — шайба
scum — пена; накипь; отбросы; сволочь; нечисть; мерзавец
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