30 Rock 2x11

MILF Island

Season 2, Episode 11

& Liz... Mr. Donaghy would like to see you in his office. Immediately.
    Liz: Well, it better not be about that quote because I am not taking the bullet for this!
    Frank: This is bad. Like, lose you job bad.
    Liz: Prepare for the craziest night of television of your life.


& Liz: I don't want anything to do with MILF* island. That show is kinda lowest common denominator.
    Jack: The critics said that same thing about Shakespeare.
    Liz: Yeah, but Shakespeare never had a confessional shower sponsored by Dove Pro-age.
    Jack: So you have seen the show. And why shouldn't you? It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races. MILF island reflects the drama of the human experience. And isn't that the essence of art?
    Liz: I don't think eating bugs to earn tampons...
    Jack: Episode nine. 22 million viewers. Is art. Performance is an art.
    Liz: Writing is an art. What we do is art.
    Tracy in the Liz's show: Someone put too many farts in this engine!


& Jack: You know, if you google the phrase "Class 'a' moron," my name pops up first now.

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& Ken: I can't believe you didn't tell him!
    Liz: You listen to me, li'l abner. Keep your fried baloney hole shut!
    Ken: I am not going down for this! I'll tell him you did it.
    Liz: Who do you think he's gonna believe? I'm important around here.
    Ken: Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle's after he would drink from the air-conditioner. I thought we were friends.
    Liz: I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to be number one!


& Ken: I can't take this anymore. I'm going to put an end to it.
    Liz: ......
    Ken: I said those bad things about you in the newspaper, sir.
    Jack: Kenneth,you? I couldn't lie anymore, sir. Because everyone knows the weight of a lie makes your soul so heavy that you can't rise up to heaven. And you don't look good in jeans from behind.


--Dict:
MILF — Mother I'd Like to Fuck


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