Re-Entry

Life 2x13

Dani: We are nowhere.
Crews: You can’t be nowhere. Because to be... You have to be... Somewhere. You can’t be nowhere.
Dani: We are nowhere.

Doctor: It’s an unusual request, Detective. Most people wouldn’t want to have the bullet that shot them.
Crews: Well, someone gave it to me. It’d be rude just to throw it away.

Tidwell: Detective, a moment. Not you, Detective. You, Detective...
Crews: Don’t you usually kiss Reese when you call her back like this?

Crews: Could you imagine seeing the world from up there? The Earth is floating. You are floating. Everything is floating.
Dani: I hear there’s a lot of barfing, and you crap into a vacuum.
Crews: Yeah, a floating vacuum.
Dani: A floating vacuum? You don’t even know what that means.
Crews: It’s space talk.

Crews: Hey, when I was unconscious, the President didn’t call me, did he?

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Model Geek Girl: I have a Fokker.
Crews: Excuse me?
Model Geek Girl: A Fokker... It’s vintage. It’s what the Red Baron flew.
Dani: A model of what the Red Baron flew.

Crews: Dean said his job is Expended Resource Control and Distribution. Can you tell us what that means?
Breem: Waste removal.

Zen Coach: "When I wish to forgive another, what do I mean? I mean I wish to forgive myself. When I wish to harm another, what do I mean? I mean I wish to harm myself. Close your eyes... and think of the world as seen from space. From that distance, it is calm, silent. At peace. One.
Crews: Calm, silent. At peace... One.

Crews: I want to jump out of a plane.
Dani: Be a part of the air and one with the sky?..
Crews: No, I just want to jump out of a plane.
Dani: Oh!

Crews: What was that?
Bodner: Text message.
Crews: The call isn’t even a call anymore? It’s a text? I’m never catching up.

Dani: Anything else you don’t remember about that day?
Crews: If I don’t remember it, how would I know if I remembered or not? Unless I forgot to remember.

Ted: I was teaching a class on the nature of debt... We had a discussion.

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Айн Рэнд — Источник (2/20)

<< Начало

&  — Если хочешь моего совета, Питер, то ты уже сделал ошибку. Спрашивая меня. Спрашивая любого. Никогда никого не спрашивай. Тем более о своей работе. Разве ты сам не знаешь, чего хочешь? Как можно жить, не зная этого?

&  Это ловкий ход — одновременно и противостоять толпе, и забавлять её, потихоньку собирая денежки за вход на персональную выставку.

&  Она никогда не задавала себе вопросов о собственном будущем, ведь вопросы означают наличие сомнения.

&  — Дело не только в этом, Альва. Не в одном тебе. Если бы я нашла работу, дело, идеал или человека, который мне нужен, я бы поневоле стала зависимой от всех. Всё на свете взаимосвязано. Нити от одного идут к чему-то другому. И мы все окружены этой сетью, она ждёт нас, и любое наше желание затягивает нас в неё. Тебе чего-то хочется, и это что-то дорого для тебя. Но ты не знаешь, кто пытается вырвать самое дорогое у тебя из рук. Знать это невозможно, всё может быть очень запутанно, очень далеко от тебя. Но ведь кто-то пытается сделать это, и ты начинаешь бояться всех. Ты начинаешь раболепствовать, пресмыкаться, клянчить, соглашаться — лишь бы тебе позволили сохранить самое дорогое. И только посмотри, с кем тогда придётся соглашаться!
     — Если я правильно понимаю, ты критикуешь человечество в целом...
     — Знаешь, это такая своеобразная вещь — наше представление о человечестве в целом. Когда мы произносим эти слова, перед нами возникает некая туманная картинка — что-то величественное, большое, важное. На самом же деле единственное известное нам человечество в целом — это те люди, которых мы встречаем в жизни. Посмотри на них! Вызывает ли у тебя кто-нибудь ощущение величественности и важности?.... Кстати, можно отчасти уважать людей, когда они страдают. Тогда в них появляется некое благородство. Но случалось ли тебе видеть их, когда они наслаждаются жизнью? Вот тогда ты и видишь истину. Посмотри на тех, кто тратит деньги, заработанные рабским трудом, в увеселительных парках и балаганах. Посмотри на тех, кто богат и перед кем открыт весь мир. Обрати внимание, какие развлечения они предпочитают. Понаблюдай за ними в их дорогих кабаках. Вот оно, ваше человечество в целом. Не желаю иметь с ним ничего общего.

&  — И что ты называешь свободой?
     — Ни о чём не просить. Ни на что не надеяться. Ни от чего не зависеть.
     — А если тебе встретится что-то, чего ты хотела?
     — Не встретится. Я предпочту этого не заметить. Ведь это всё равно будет частью вашего прелестного мира. Мне придётся делиться им со всеми остальными. А я не хочу.

&  Знаешь, я никогда второй раз не раскрываю великие книги, которые когда-то прочла и полюбила. Мне больно думать, что их читали другие глаза, представлять себе эти глаза. Такие вещи делить ни с кем нельзя. По крайней мере, не с этими людьми.

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Jibber-Jibber Chicken Dinner

Mr. Mercedes 1x10

Ida: You're gonna have to sit with it sooner or later, you know... Your loss.
Bill: Help me on the move, Ida.
Ida: Motion isn't release, it's just motion.
Bill: ... The truth is, I need it right now... If I stop, I'll drown.
Ida: When you're ready, then.

Brady: What have any of you done to be remembered?..

Bill: Bullshit. Not going after any career night.

Haley: Mike Sturdivant?

Neurologist: You're leaving today, I hear. That mean you're gonna stop coming in here to stare at him?
Unlikely.

Neurologist: The path leading up to the front of this hospital is brick. Hunch down and stare at those bricks on your way out. They'll communicate better than he will, Mr. Hodges. He's gone.
Bill: Never coming back?
Neurologist: No. His brain has the same electromagnetic level as a AAA battery you left in a remote five years ago.
Bill: If I whack that remote enough, I'll get the TV running, I promise you.

Neurologist: If he ever flatlines, I hope you have an alibi.
Bill: If he ever flatlines, I'll show up and cremate him myself.

Bill: I know you're in there... because hate hangs on... and hate's all you had. Could bring you back someday. Sure as taxes and Christmas, though, I'll be waiting... and I'll finish it.

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Pria

The Orville 1×5

Gordon: You know, when you asked us to explain comedy to you, I didn't think you were gonna try to ruin everything good.
Isaac: But to derive mirth from the pain of another being is sadism, is it not?
Ed: I mean, it's case by case. Like, if a guy on a bike tries to do a trick, and he smashes his balls, that's funny.
Bortus: I would agree.

Gordon: Okay, here's a better example, Isaac. Have you ever heard of a practical joke?..

Ed: Alara, you want to open this jar of pickles?

Kelly: Isaac, are you aware that you have Mr. Potato Head pieces all over you?

Yaphit: You know, this may sound blunt, but you are the only white woman I've ever found attractive.
Pria: Well, you're the handsomest pile of cat puke I've ever seen.

Alara: We were just investigating a possible radiation leak.
Pria: Oh. Everything okay?
Alara: It's fine. We just wanted to make sure that you didn't go to bed and wake up with a third eye or an extra kidney or... something.

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Ed: Unuk Four...
Pria: Have you ever been there?
No, it's off-limits because the people are nightmarish. They capture outsiders and then sacrifice them to a raccoon god by methodically dismembering them.
Pria: Wow.
Ed: Yeah. It's a stunning place, though.

Pria: I'd still like to see where you and I could go...
Ed: I know where you can go.
Pria: Where?
Ed: To hell. You-you can go to hell.
Pria: Is that an expression?

Ed: Hey, listen, I don't want to play the blame game here...
Kelly: That's because you're the one to blame.
Ed: Look, we all made mistakes--
Kelly: Nobody made mistakes but you.
Ed: Let's not do the "I told you so" thing!
Kelly: I told you so, numerous times.

Pria: Lavesque to Binzian ship. I have the merchandise, as promised.
Binzian: Poz shivik, Zars Lavesque. Shto kavak lo?

Pria: It's a good rule in life never to apologize. The right kind of people never want apologies, and the wrong kind take advantage of them.

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Star-Crossed

Grimm 5×9

"Only you shall not eat the
blood; you shall pour it out
on the earth like water."
Bible, Deuteronomy 15:23

Renard: You know, my great great grandfather on my mother’s side was a big believer in rituals and sacrifices... I think that’s what got him burned at the stake.

Eve: So you don’t want to talk?.. Well, if you don’t want to talk, then you won’t be needing your mouth. If you can’t talk to me, then... You probably don’t want to see me either... Speak no evil. See no evil.
Trubel: We’re missing one, aren’t we?
Eve: Oh, that’s right. Hear no evil...

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— Occultatum libera.
Monroe: Huh, yeah, right on. Occultatum libera, man. Totally.

Wu: Help’s on its way. Just try to calm down. Adrenaline can do crazy things to perception...

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Айн Рэнд — Источник

  “Говард Рорк смеялся. ...

&  — Это Парфенон! — повторил декан.
     — Да, чёрт возьми, Парфенон! Смотрите, — сказал Рорк. — Знаменитые капители на не менее знаменитых колоннах — для чего они здесь? Для того чтобы скрыть места стыков в дереве — когда колонны делались из дерева, но здесь они не деревянные, а мраморные. Триглифы — что это такое? Дерево. Деревянные балки, уложенные тем же способом, что и тогда, когда люди начинали строить деревянные хижины. Ваши греки взяли мрамор и сделали из него копии своих деревянных строений, потому что все так делали. Потом ваши мастера Возрождения пошли дальше и сделали гипсовые копии с мраморных копий колонн из дерева. Теперь пришли мы, делая копии из стекла и бетона с гипсовых копий мраморных копий колонн из дерева. Зачем?

&  — Традиции, правила? — говорил Рорк. — Вот мои правила: то, что можно делать с одним веществом, нельзя делать с другим. Нет двух одинаковых материалов. Нет на земле двух одинаковых мест, нет двух зданий, имеющих одно назначение. Назначение, место и материал определяют форму. Если в здании отсутствует главная идея, из которой рождаются все его детали, его ничем нельзя оправдать и тем более объявить творением. Здание живое, оно как человек. Его целостность в том, чтобы следовать собственной правде, собственной теме и служить собственной и единственной цели. Человек не берёт взаймы свои члены, здание не заимствует части своей сущности. Его творец вкладывает в него душу, выражает её каждой стеной, окном, лестницей.

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&  Почему так важно, что сделали остальные? Почему освящается простой факт подражательства? Почему прав кто угодно, только не ты сам? Почему истину заменяют мнением большинства? Почему истина стала фактом арифметики, точнее, только сложения? Почему всё выворачивается и уродуется, лишь бы только соответствовать чему-то другому?

&  Теперь послушайте. Никто никогда не отрицал важности современной технологии в архитектуре. Но мы должны научиться прилагать красоту прошлого к нуждам настоящего. Голос прошлого — голос народа. Ничто и никогда в архитектуре не изобреталось одиночкой. Настоящее творчество — медленный, постепенный, анонимный и в высшей степени коллективный процесс, в котором каждый человек сотрудничает с остальными и подчиняется законам большинства...

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Mr. Robot 3×1

Irving: It's not about the money. It's about the principle.

Irving: When we lose our principles, we invite chaos.

Whiterose: We may possess the necessary tools, but what we do not have is his unadulterated focused... rage.

Whiterose: Time presented us Mr. Alderson when we needed him. Therefore, his will must be our guide... And after Mr. Alderson completes the great work that we need from him, then he can die for us. Just like his father.

Elliot: Are you still there?.. Am I?

Elliot: It's times like these I really wish I had a mute button for life.

Abernathy: All right. Who wants barbecue?

Elliot: I don't have an employer.
Irving: ... Uh-huh. Well... She believes that a plan lives or dies by its creator, so... if you want it dead, so be it.

Irving: You know that bullet we took out of you? We can easily put it right back in.

Elliot: Am I sticking my head in the sand? Did my revolution just bury our minds, instead of freeing them? Encrypting Evil Corp's data was meant to empower us. Instead, it left us powerless, scaring us into even more submission.

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Elliot: And this all started because I tried to hide from society. Remember? Fuck society. Yeah, well, I fucked society, all right. I reset it to zero, and if I don't do anything about it, it will continue to grow in this malignant way. And that's what I'm afraid of the most. This dark future that I set into motion. Who knows what could come from this?

Elliot: ...They'll even have us build our own prison. This is what they wanted all along. For us to buy in on our worst selves. And I just made it easier for them. I didn't start a revolution. I just made us docile enough for their slaughtering.
And I can stand here and blame Evil Corp and every other conglomerate out there for taking advantage of us, blame the FBI, NSA, CIA, for letting them get away with this, blame all the world's leaders for aiding and abetting them, blame Adam Smith for inventing modern-day capitalism in the first fucking place. Blame money for dividing us, blame us for letting it. But none of that's true.
The truth is... I'm the one to blame. I'm the problem. This was my fault. All of it. I did this. Fuck me.

Elliot: This is what she does. She doesn't love the people who love her. She loves the people who don't. This is her power-saver mode.

Mr. Robot: What's that for?
Angela: In case Elliot comes back.

Mr. Robot: How can you tell? That it's me? How do you know that you're not talking to him right now?
Angela: Your eyes... You're never trying to look away.

Angela: I'm not going to talk to you like I talk to Elliot. You and I, we are not friends.
Mr. Robot: It's precisely that you're besties with him that I'm trying to understand how you can lie to him so blatantly.
Angela: How could I be lying to him? I'm literally looking right at him.
Mr. Robot: That's certainly... a creative way to get out of this.

Angela: When we succeed... A whole new world will be born.

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The Big Day

This Is Us 1×12

Carl: Being a father means that every once in a while you get to buy yourself something. Because your kids get everything else.
Jack: Uh... I-I don’t like golf.
Miguel: Nobody likes golf. But that doesn’t matter.

Miguel: You’re gonna love golf, Jack.
Carl: A round of golf takes at least four hours... Five if you suck, which, luckily, most of us do. Five blissful hours, where your wife won’t tell you that you’re holding them wrong or feeding them wrong or just being generally wrong.
Jack: Sorry. ... I just... just keep thinking about my wife and how I just... want to get home to her, hang out with her, make sure she’s okay. Which is crazy, because she’s at her absolute worst right now. I mean, like, Exorcist level bad. But I still don’t want to escape her. Or my future vomiting, crap-riddled kids. I just, I want more time with them. I want to freeze time with them, so-so that I can get a little bit more.

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Trapdoor

Life 2x12

Dani: Just forget it. It’s not important.
Crews: No, it is. If it weren’t important, you wouldn’t say it’s not important. So it— it must be pretty important for you to say that it’s not important, right?

Dani: We got nothing on him. He could be russian, american, or anything in between.

Rachel: Do you know him?
Crews: Yeah. He’s my father...
Tidwell: You shot your father?

Bobby: He’s, um, the... the intruder seems to have gained access by breaking the window on the... kitchen door. You shot your own father?!

Tidwell: Looks like he broke in and you were well within your rights, but... he’s your father, so...

Dani: I’m gonna get back to those russian killings. And you can’t come.You know, because you just—
Crews: —shot my father.

Guard: You don’t even have a gun.
Crews: I had it taken away.
Dani: He shot his father.
Crews: I didn’t know it was him when I shot him. Still pretty messed up, I guess.

Roman: Detective Crews, I read in paper you shoot your own father.

Roman: Peek-a-boo. I see you.

Dani: ...Besides, I have my partner. You’re gonna give him his gun back, right?
Tidwell: I guess so. I mean, I have issues, but, uh, to shoot your own father?

Roman: Just the three of you? The new captain, the ex-con, and the junkie...

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Bodner: Special agent Bodner, F.B.I.
Crews: Are you all special agents? Because if you’re all special, then none of you are really special then, right?

Bodner: You’re making a mistake here.
Crews: The Buddha said each mistake is a rebirth. Don’t you wanna get reborn, special agent Bodner? I know I wanna get reborn.

Huge Man: Don’t you worry. I’m in for three life terms. One for each murder.
Ted: You ever miss it?
Huge Man: What?
Ted: The world.
Huge Man: This is the world.
Ted: That sounds like something Charlie Crews would say...
Huge Man: That’s something Charlie Crews taught me.

Crews: Why do you kill the engineer?...

Crews: I like history too.

Crews: Why did the engineer have to die?... The russian tsars hired engineers to build security in their palaces. Walls, secret tunnels. When the work was done, the engineers knew all the secrets, so...
Dani: ...the engineer had to die.

Crews Sr.: How come your car is full of bullet holes? What does that mean, that you drive a car full of bullet holes? Is that even legal?

Dani: I... I need...
Crews: ...to know something?
Dani: Okay, don’t finish my sentences like I’m one of our suspects.
Crews: Okay, you finish it.

Ghost: Still hurts, don’t it? You would think here, it wouldn’t hurt. But it does. And that’s just messed up.

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The Right Thing to Do

This Is Us 1×11

Dr. Schneider: What would you guys say if I told you you were having twins?
Jack: Well, I...
Dr. Schneider: I’d say you’re lying.
Rebecca: Wha... ?
Dr. Schneider: I am.
Jack: Oh, okay.
Dr. Schneider: You’re having triplets!

Dr. Schneider: Never fun telling a young couple they’re having three babies and not just the one they were ready for.
Dr. Katowski: Yeah. Triplets... Always a headache with triplets. Just glad they’re your patients, not mine.

Toby: No, I had arrhythmia. An arrhythmia doesn’t even sound serious. All right? It’s harmless. Like, «Hey, why is that white guy such an awful dancer?» «Oh, don’t mind him. He has arrhythmia.»

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Kevin: Oh, your bio-Daddy’s only half gay, it turns out.

Toby: I wanted you to be informed, but, uh, I didn’t want you to freak out.
Kate: O-Okay. Is that why you texted me in all caps, «GET BACK HERE ASAP, 911! Crying face»?
Toby: Yeah. The original version of that text had, like, ten more crying faces. I’m a little stressed out.

Kevin: Sometimes you just got to do the right thing. Okay? You got to do the right thing, even if it’s not what you want.

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Last Christmas

This Is Us 1×10

Rebecca: Nothing bad ever happens on Christmas Eve.

Randall: ...there’s always a chance that things will get better.

Randall: If you love Chloe hard, she will love you back. That’s the way kids work. And she will forgive you, Andy. But not if she can’t. .... It is your job, as her father, to stay here until she is ready...

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The Trip

This Is Us 1×9

Kevin: Okay, well, what happened to dieting?
Kate: I don’t know, I ran the numbers, and... at this rate, I would be 106 years old by the time I reach my goal weight.

Kevin: So, uh, on a scale of... you know, ripping off your Barbie dolls’ heads and forgetting where I hid them, to spilling marinara on your junior prom dress, how-how mad are we?
Kate: ... More than prom.

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Canyon Flowers

Life 2x11

Crews: Flower petals. Dianthus... I happen to know flowers.

Crews: You send flowers, it usually means one of two things. You’re really in love or you’re really sorry... Which one is it?

Crews: You get some real perspective when your head is down here...

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Crews: Eight wives, 43 children...
Tidwell: Eight wives, all at the same time? That’s like 1,000 pounds of wife in the house. No wonder Hazlit was crazy.
Crews: I always thought I’d have a lot of kids. House full of noise... Chaos.

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Mid-Western Assassin

American Horror Story. Cult

7×6

Ally: You need to tell me what the hell is going on here. You used the word "cult."

Ally: My wife is not in a fucking cult! Ivy's not the type. She's not a joiner. She hates all organized religion. She doesn't believe in anything.
Meadow: That's kind of how it starts. If you already believed in something, there wouldn't be any room for him.
Ally: Him? Him who?

Kai: I know I've asked a lot, but a larva bee has to shed its skin to become the queen. It can be painful, but the dark must prevail to bring forth the light. And you, Xxxx, burn brighter than anyone.

Meadow: There is only one way to stop him... We have to kill him.

Sally: You're just trying to make these people scared.
Kai: You're damn right I am. Scared is what is gonna keep them safe. Traditional conservative values--
Sally: Conservative? You think you're a conservative?
Kai: Yes, ma'am, I do.
Sally: My parents were Reaganites. I interviewed Barry Goldwater for my high school paper. I've seen conservatives up close; you're not a conservative. You're a reactionary. You use fear and the fantasy of a time that never was, when people left their doors unlocked.

Sally: People like Mr. Anderson and Trump are not the garbage. They are the flies that the garbage has drawn. It's time that we stop worrying about the flies and we start hauling away the garbage.

Kai: What fills your heart with dread?
Ivy: Our new president.
Kai: No! I said "the truth." Go deeper.
Ivy: There's nothing more...
Kai: Don't think! What fills your dark heart with dread?!
Ivy: The thought of laying in bed next to my wife.

Ally: He's like a, a modern-day Charles Manson.

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Sally: That kid that I'm running against is no good. And every society that has ever chosen to lead with fear has undone itself.

Sally: Nothing shocks me. I went to Berkeley.

Kai: You know what the problem is with you overeducated elites? You overestimate your ability to control the world.

Sally: Killing me is not gonna stop the march of progress.
Kai: Maybe. But it's still gonna feel so fucking good.

Sally: This is a spasm in democracy! You're nothing but a passing fever.
Kai: And you're the last of the intellectuals. Knowing stuff has no value anymore. Not when the answer is in my back pocket or sitting on my desk. The youth has it figured out. The future will be filled with beautiful idiots who just want to feel.

Kai: Facebook? You are old.

Sally: No one's gonna believe any of that!
Kai: Mm. Of course they will. It's on Facebook.

Meadow: This is the face of true love.

Meadow: You want me to lie to her?
Kai: No. I want you to tell the truth... about all of it. Because when it comes out of her mouth, that's when the truth can hide in plain sight. Nobody will believe what a crazy woman says.

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Evil... and His Brother Ziggy

Life 2x10

Raybourn: It’s supposed to be my kids’ dog. But guess who cleans up his crap? If I clean up his crap, he’s my dog. So I tell my kids, «He’s my dog,» and they cried. So sad.

Raybourn: No hard feelings?
Crews: No hard feelings.
Raybourn: That’s your Zen thing, isn’t it?
Crews: Yeah. That’s my Zen thing.

Raybourn: It’s a plus-one ticket. You can bring a guest... That pretty ex-wife of yours. Or that convict roommate. Or that partner. I’d say she was hot...

Dani: The New York attitude I can handle... The three ex-wives who all love you, I can handle... The sleeping with a superior officer I can handle... And when you call yourself Tidwell, I can even handle that. But this hair... it has to go.

Crews: When people don’t know they’re humming, it usually means they’re happy.

Dani: I’m not happy. I’m in the desert.
Crews: I could live out here...
Dani: You could live out here? There’s no here, here.
Crews: All there is, is here, here. It’s...
Dani: It’s hot, it’s dry, it’s empty.

Crews: Money, guns and evil... And deer stew.

Crews: Hey, Reese. Do you know what this vegetable is? It’s kind of like a potato, but not. Like a not potato.

---

Dani: Our car’s gone.
Crews: Maybe evil took it.

Crews: First of all, I just want to say I’m very happy for you. You’re opening up, you seem to be, you know, admitting love or... Or something like love.

Crews: Hitchhiking is dangerous. Just say no to drugs! Stay in school!

Elena: Hello, police, please come in.
Dani: We’re looking for Eval.
Elena: Of course. Eval is waiting for you.
Dani: It’s just a name, right?

Tidwell: Dude, the guy’s name is Eval. You’ll have your warrant in the morning.

Dani: Did you just call me dude?

Crews: ..... White people.

Tidwell: You don’t take a bribe for one of two reasons. One, because you’re an honest cop. Or two, because someone made you a better offer.
Capt. Whitehat: New York, right?

Tidwell: I never met the deputy. Didn’t know him.

Crews: Mmm, deer stew. Always better a few days later.

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A Reptile Dysfunction

Grimm 5×8

"There's a sucker born
every minute."
P. T. Barnum (?)

Rosalee: Juliette did this?
Nick: No. Eve.
Monroe: Who the hell is Eve?
Nick: She used to be Juliette.

Eve: If we’re gonna work together, you have to stop living in your past.

Renard: I don’t believe in monsters unless they’re people.

---

Rosalee: God, this is terrible... I think. I mean, if it was the old Juliette. Not the Juliette that was responsible for killing your mother and tried to kill you. I mean, oh, my God, this so confusing! I’m just gonna... I’m gonna stop talking.

Hank: Guess it’s better to believe in a monster than know the truth.
Nick: Yeah, ’cause you can always convince yourself a monster’s not real.
Hank: Reality is definitely not what it used to be.

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Pilgrim Rick

This Is Us 1×8

Kevin: My family is, uh, we’re like whatever the most interesting kind of bread would be... You know, we’re like multigrain bread. Except we’re not that healthy. We’re like, uh... we would be ciabatta bread. That’s what we are. Check this out... My mother is, uh, married to my dead dad’s best friend. I have a twin sister who is seriously overweight. And I have an adopted black brother who just recently reconnected with his biological father who is dying. Now, don’t you want to see that up close, huh?

Randall: I’m not gonna celebrate Thanksgiving.
Rebecca: Why not?
Randall: When you’re a grown up, you don’t have to do stuff you hate.
Kevin: I didn’t know no Thanksgiving was an option! I’m not doing it either.
Kate: Me, neither!

---

Olivia: How does it feel to be dying?
William: .... It feels... like all these beautiful pieces of life are flying around me and... I’m trying to catch them. When my granddaughter falls asleep in my lap, I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me. And when I make my son laugh, I try to catch the sound of him laughing. How it rolls up from his chest. But the pieces are moving faster now, and I can’t catch them all. I can feel them slipping through my fingertips. And soon where there used to be my granddaughter breathing and my son laughing, there will be... nothing.
Olivia: Oh.
William: I know it feels like you have all the time in the world. But you don’t. So, stop playing it so cool. Catch the moments of your life. Catch them while you’re young and quick. Because sooner than you know it, you’ll be old. And slow. And there’ll be no more of them to catch... And when a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, say thank you.

Jack: I am thankful... for my family. I’m thankful that we’re all safe. And... there’s no one in the world I’d rather be too hot or too cold with.

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If the Stars Should Appear

The Orville 1×4

Klyden: I wish to eat some... what did Commander Grayson call it?... "depression food."
Ship's cultural library: There are various foods associated with this designation. ... On Earth, ice cream is often used as a means of alleviation.
Klyden: I will try ice cream.
Cultural library: Identify flavor.
Klyden: Which flavor is requested most?
Cultural library: Searching database... For the assuaging of depression, rocky road is most consumed.

Klyden: Access entertainment database.
Cultural library: Database accessed.
Klyden: I wish to see something that will make me happy.

Gordon: Star-mapping has got to be the most boring damn job there is. I'd rather have brunch with my parents...

Isaac: I am the only crew member capable of such rapid helm adjustments.
Gordon: Well, you don't have to be a dick about it.
Isaac: Explain "dick."
Ed: .... Check your monitor.
Isaac: Ah, I see. It is my understanding that human males take pride in their sexual organs.
Kelly: Yes!
Ed: Sometimes.
Isaac: Then Lieutenant Malloy has complimented me.

Dr. Finn: Have you been experiencing any dizziness, fatigue, or a loss of sensation in your outer membrane?

Dr. Finn: Sorry, Yaphit. Duty calls.
Yaphit: Well, looks like it's another night with just me and the toothpaste.

---

Ed: All right, time to meet the locals.... Hi, I'm Captain Ed Mercer of the... Jehovah's Witnesses.

Gordon: I don't know. I mean, if I had to work alongside my ex-wife, day in and day out, man, I'd rather chew broken glass.
Lamarr: Wait, you were married?
Gordon: Hell, no. In fact, when I imagine the person I'd fall in love with, the person who could bring me so much happiness that I'd want us to spend the rest of our lives together... God, it just makes me want to kill myself.
Lamarr: Huh. That seems reasonable.

Lamarr: Oh! Boom, bitch! That's what I'm talking about! Right there! I'm like, "Boom!"--
Bortus: Lieutenant.
Lamarr: Sorry.
Bortus: Well done, Lieutenant.
Lamarr: Boom.

Hamelac: Where... are... your... friends?
Kelly: Okay. I'll tell you... There's a little coffee shop on Lafayette Street in SoHo called Central Perk. My friends are there. Just please... don't hurt the monkey.

Dr. Finn: "If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the City of God..."
Ed: Is that Shakespeare?
Dr. Finn: Emerson.
Ed: William Byron Emerson, yes, yes.
Dr. Finn: Ralph Waldo...
Ed: Ralph Waldo. Lord Ralph Waldo Keats... David Thoreau, yes.

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El Matadero

Fear the Walking Dead 3×14

Nick: Alicia, this is crazy.
Alicia: I've seen crazy. This is kind of nice.

Alicia: You don't owe me. You don't owe Mom... You deserve to carve what you can out of this life.

Nick: There is safety in numbers, Alicia. You know that.

Victor: The only thing worth anything anymore are resources.

Nick: I'd prefer it if you didn't die.

Troy: You and me, we're more alike than you think. Black sheep, children of violence. It's just you wish you weren't.

Qaletqa: I was raised on loss. I thought I was good at it. But there is such a thing as too much.

Alicia: I'm tired and hungry, and I'd really prefer not to kill you.

Madison: You spend your whole life lying to your kids because you think you can protect them. Somehow, someway, they know. They know who you are, they know what you did. They know you. It's in the blood.

---

El Matarife: What sort of things are you looking for?
Nick: All the things.
El Matarife: ... We have heroína, morfina, cocaína, anfetamina... Uh... codeína.
Nick: Can't go down, we need to go up.
El Matarife: Do you really want up?

Troy: What the hell is that?
El Matarife: It's the nucleus from the brain stem. Pure adrenaline. As up as up gets. Enough to wake the dead.

Edwina: The problem ain't the killing, it's the friends.

Edwina: You grow accustomed to the killing, you'll get by.
Alicia: Who gets used to this?
Edwina: If a woman sets her mind to it, she can get used to anything.

Nick: Wipe it on thick, as much as you can. You gotta walk quiet. Stare at the space between atoms.

Alicia: Where you headed?
Edwina: Guess some more killing. Those teeth ain't gonna pull themselves.
Alicia: Need help?
Edwina: I thought we said no friends.
Alicia: Just the killing, then?

Victor: You ready?
Madison: Yeah. You?
Victor: Always.

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Алекс Тарн — Иона (3/3)

<< Середина

&  Мир – един. А значит, он не может быть плохим и хорошим одновременно – это ведь глупость, правда?
     Это все равно что сказать: в этом теле левая рука хорошая, а палец на правой ноге – плохой... ерунда получается. Все тело – либо хорошее, либо плохое, вот ведь какая штука. Главное – понять эту простую вещь, а дальше уже само пойдет. В мире нету зла, вот в чем дело. Есть только добро. А все эти черти с павлинами – не более чем наши собственные домыслы, понимаешь? И сатаны никакого нету... Ты говоришь – а как же страдания? Как же смерть, и садизм, и войны, и кровавые кишки ..., и ... пустые глазницы, и кинжал в спине ...? Что – всего этого нету?
     Есть, конечно, есть, я и не спорю... но сатана тут ни при чем. Просто с миром надо работать по правилам, вот и все. Смотри: вот купил ты чайник, поставил на огонь – воду кипятить. Это – по правилам. Но попробуй сделать что-нибудь не так, как надо – ну, например, взять горячий чайник не за ручку, а двумя ладонями за бока... Больно? Почему? Да потому, что правила надо соблюдать, инструкцию. С чайником-то это всем понятно, а вот с такой сложной штукой, как мир, – не всем. Вот и твой старый праведник залепил: нет, мол, никаких правил! Что же после этого удивляться, что больно? Может ли быть иначе – если без правил?.. Ну? Разве не так?
     – Дурак ты, Яник. Ну точно – дурак... Заладил, как дорожный полицейский, – «правила, правила...» Правил-то хватает... на каждой стенке прибиты, в рамочках. Вот только которые из них соблюдать? Или все сразу? И кто их пишет, эти правила? – Дебилы всякие, еще глупее тебя... Чушь ты несешь, чушь!
     – Нет, не чушь, не чушь! Правила-то и есть добро. А зло – это когда без правил... как ты не понимаешь?..

  ... И может быть, люди его послушаются – ведь это так просто. Так просто.”

Stocko Syndome

The Last Man on Earth 4×2

Tandy: If you think you have any kind of shot with me, you're insizzy in the membrizzy.

Carol: What the gol is that?

Tandy: I'm so disoriented. Up is down, day is night... hate is love. I feel so different in so many ways.

Glenn: You can probably tell that I modeled her after Eva Mendes. ... Is there something you're not telling me? What happened to her face?
Gail: It... died. And her body joined it.

Pamela: Oh, Tandy, tell me this isn't a trick.
Tandy: Trix are for kids, and I'm 43 years old.
Pamela: I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
Tandy: Good, 'cause I would never do this to a baby.

Pamela: I was alone in a bunker for three years, so you'll excuse me if I'm Michael Jackson's doctor right now... All out of patience!

Pamela: Do you hear me?!
Tandy: Loud, clear, and wet from urine.

---

Glenn: Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
Todd: Uh... I, uh... farted.
Melissa: Yeah.
Todd: But it-it was a while ago, you know, so it's kind of a moot point now.
Glenn: Do you know that I farted four times during that story?

Tandy: Oooh... farts.

Glenn: Well, what kind of man on a deserted island would I be without a signal fire?

Carol: But, Glenn, it is our only hope!
Glenn: How do you know that?
Carol: Because everyone on Earth is dead!

Tandy: I'll do whatever the group thinks is best, but just so you know, after I threatened to eat her dog's butt to death and got the gun away from her, she turned into a real team player.

Todd: So, what, are we supposed to just let her back on the boat, Tandy?
Carol: That'd be like buying Freddy Krueger a condominium on Elm Street.

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The One with the Baby Carrot

Lucifer 3×2

Lucifer: Uh, my apologies. And for the record, I don't usually suffer from premature unfurling.

Lucifer: It's like whack-a-mole back there.

Pierce: Sinnerman. Big Nina Simone fan?

Lucifer: Well, they're kindred spirits. A fellow broken soul who puts the most embarrassing parts of his life on display for his audience for an easy laugh.
Daniel: He does stand-up, I do improv! They're completely different things. Improv is all about "yes, and." Stand-up, well, that's about telling jokes...
Lucifer: I-I regret starting this entire conversation.

Lucifer: The man is clearly a thief. Let's go give him a good throttling.
Chloe: I'm leaning towards just talking to him.
Lucifer: And then throttling. I suppose a little foreplay never hurt anyone.

Linda: Oh. Severed angel wings in a closet. Of course. Totally handleable.

Linda: Could just be really bad luck.
Amenadiel: No. My Father always has a plan. I don't doubt that anymore.

Pierce: Lucifer Morningstar. I've figured out what you really are...

---

Lucifer: You can keep your head buried in the sand if you want to, while I go mano a Sinnermano, all right? I've got this.

Linda: So... Compost? Recycling? I've never had to dispose of pieces of divinity before...
Amenadiel: Waste.

Amenadiel: You're very wise, Linda.
Linda: Thanks, Amen.
Amenadiel: Mm...
Linda: Yeah, it doesn't work, does it?

Lucifer: As if these puppets weren't creepy enough.

Linda: ...Or maybe your solution is to accept that, for now, you have wings again.
Lucifer: What, and let Dad win, or whoever it bloody is?

Linda: It's easy to let external factors... define us. Especially the traumatic ones. But... only if we let them.

Lucifer: Someone else is giving favors. Who cares? I'm Lucifer bloody Morningstar! I do favors better than anyone else. ... And I think that maybe... it's about time I got back in the game.

Lucifer: Hello. So, tell me... What is it that you truly desire?

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The Best Washing Machine in the Whole World

This Is Us 1×7

Beth: It didn’t end well for Cain and Abel, baby, that’s all I’m saying.
Randall: Well, we’re not Cain and Abel.
Beth: Hmm. Well, they were much less repressed.
Randall: But if we were Cain and Abel I’d be Cain, right?
Beth: ’Cause he’s the brother who won?

Beth: Did you know I grew up in a house with 14 people in it?.. My parents, four siblings, aunts, cousins, three bedrooms.
William: How many bathrooms?
Beth: One.

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Алекс Тарн — Иона (2/3)

<< Начало

&  – ... Иона бежал не от самой задачи, а от ее осознания. Чувствуете разницу? Это разница между «не хочу понимать» и «не хочу выполнять». Иона отказывался принять сам факт поручения – в точности так, как неоднократно поступаем мы все в течение нашей жизни. Не хотел расписываться в получении повестки, понимаете? Вся штука в том, что на этот раз Дающий поручения проявил настойчивость... А потом уже само решение – исполнять или нет – оставалось за Ионой, и только за ним.
     – То есть он мог бы сказать «нет»? После того, как понял, чего от него хотят, после того, как подписал повестку? И что бы с ним тогда случилось?
     – Не знаю... – рав пожимает плечами. – Скорее всего, никто бы его не тронул. Жил бы остаток своих дней в вечном беспокойстве.
     – В беспокойстве? Почему?
     – Ну, как... Повестка-то на руках. Вот она – лежит на тумбочке, не дает о себе забыть... Неуютно как-то, неприятно. Человек места себе не находит, бессонница начинается, раздражительность... в общем – беспокойство. И жизнь вроде нормальная, а вкуса в ней нету.

&  – Есть причина, так что? Еще и лучше. Даже знаете что? – не то что есть причина радоваться, а нету причины горевать – вот так-то оно правильнее.

&  Нечего печалиться, да... Удивляться можно, а печалиться-то зачем?.. что этим изменишь?

&  – Почему?.. Проклятый вопрос многих поколений кретинов. Почему?.. спроси еще – кто виноват?

&  Смотри: они меня наказали – значит, так у них в тот день карта легла. Но могла ведь лечь и по другому! Могли ведь и помочь... Ну – не повезло, проиграл... что ж теперь делать? Надо платить, а не обижаться. На рулетку, Яник, не обижаются.

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Goodwill

Halt and Catch Fire 4×8

Donna: Oh. I'm always amazed at what my mom can do with a glass of Chardonnay in her hand. She could join the circus.

Donna: I'm concerned about everything that she sees and eats and touches. And you... you're exploding fireworks next to her head.
Gordon: Oh, my God. Donna, it was one goddamn bottle rocket, okay?

Donna: Do you want to live here forever?
Gordon: Look, Donna, we are not gonna live here forever, okay? Okay, we're gonna build something, a machine, okay? And we're gonna sell it together.

Donna: Oh. I guess I'll go get her, then.
Gordon: No, just let her cry!

Joe: How are the girls doing?.. That's a stupid question. We're all doing terrible. Everyone's terrible.

---

Cameron: She wants to be a jerk. Just let her be a jerk.

Cameron: This is why college is so great. You get to go and be by yourself for the first time, you can do whatever you want to do, smoke whatever you want to smoke, learn about the things that interest you, and if you don't know what those are, you... you get to figure it out.

Bosworth: Joe, you ever have my chili?.. It's an old Bosworth family recipe, handed down. The secret's in the cinnamon. Yeah. See, what you do is, you take that cinnamon, and you put it in the cupboard and keep it away from your chili 'cause it got no damn business being there in the first place.

Cameron: Nobody knows how to act.
Donna: Well, I really love it when people say, "How are you doing?"
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I asked you that.
Donna: Yeah, of course you did. 'Cause what else are you gonna say? And then, yeah, how do you answer? Hangin' in there.
Cameron: That's right.
Donna: 'Cause to answer honestly, you'd have to talk incessantly for days, and who wants to listen to that, right?

Donna: I... I miss him.

Donna: He'll be back soon. Oh, I know, I know. He'll be back soon. He will. I know.

Donna: Don't you ever do that to me again, okay?
Gordon: I won't.

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Career Days

This Is Us 1×6

Olivia: Why do you push all of that away? You can’t just kill the feelings like they’re some creature that you’re afraid of. That pain is a part of you.

Randall: You know how, in the movies, when somebody’s bad at something, but they don’t want to be, and so they set their mind to it. And then we see this montage of them practicing and practicing. And then comes the big moment, and they’re amazing, and everybody cheers.
Beth: I’ve seen a few movies like that, yeah.
Randall: I think I skipped the montage.

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Badge Bunny

Life 2x9

Dani: Those are badge numbers.
Crews: They’re LAPD badge numbers... And these grades. B plus, B, B minus, A minus. Kendall Shay dated and rated L.A. Cops. She’s a cop groupie.
Tidwell: Badge bunny... What? You don’t use that term out here?

Dani: There a bird that mates for life?
Crews: Parrot, I think. Or the goose.
Dani: I hate birds.

Off Duty Cop: Oh, I haven’t seen a girl cop here when the bunnies are around.
Dani: Did you just say girl cop?
Off Duty Cop: Hey, if you’re a girl cop, does that mean there are lesbo badge bunnies?
Dani: Did you just say lesbo?
Off Duty Cop: Isn’t that the word, «lesbo»?

Crews: I’d like to come to my own wake...
Dani: Then you’d be dead.
Crews: Except for that part. Just to see who’d show up. See what they’d say...

Ted: Why... is it wrong... to charge $50 for a bottle of water?
Olivia: Because business isn’t just about money. It’s also about people. How we treat each other as people.

Blonde Badge Bunny: We eat, sleep, and breathe law enforcement.

Tidwell: Oh, I think this might be too much gun for a little gal like you.
Dani: Did you just call me gal?
Tidwell: Gal? No, no. I said «cal... ifornia woman.»

---

Crews: Can you tell the good from the bad?
Blonde Badge Bunny: Yeah, we can.
Crews: How?
Blonde Badge Bunny: Okay. It’s all about taste... You’re a good cop.
Kristie: Mm... good cop.
Cathy: ...Definitely good cop.

Ted: Charlie... There are naked women in the pool.

Dani: Fluffy?
Justin Tapp: What should I name him, Kimba?
Crews: Kimba was a lion.
Tidwell: That was Simba.
Crews: Kimba was first.

Dani: We know she was a school teacher. We know she loved cops. We know she had no history with narcotics.
Crews: Fig?
Dani: You want me to eat that?
Crews: It’s the sweetest of all fruits. 55% sugar. You know it’s a fig that the snake offered to Eve?
Dani: The snake?
Crews: Most people think it was an apple. It wasn’t. It might not even have been a snake. Just some kind of serpent that led her astray.

Crews: It is not what we carry with us, but what we let go that defines who we are.

Crews: My partner has a super power. You wanna guess what it is?
Alex Lauer: Does she fly?
Crews: No, tragically. Not anymore. But you’re getting warm.

Crews: Kidnapping? What does that really mean? We’re not kids. No one’s napping.

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Алекс Тарн — Иона

  “Чувство было неприятное, как от повестки в суд. ...

&  Перейдя на русский, он переходит на «вы». Перейдя на русский, он переходит из статуса обдолбанного косноязычного израильского задрыги в статус многословного и многослойного российского интеллигента.

&  – А чего это ты мне выкаешь? – говорит он, стараясь звучать максимально демократически. Демократия – последнее прибежище хамства. – Давай лучше на «ты». В Израиле «вы» не существует – ты что, забыл?

&  Плохо попадать в плен к любому врагу; стократ хуже – к врагу садисту; тысячекратно – к ассирийцам.

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&  – Каждый человек приходит в этот мир во имя определенной цели; а иначе – зачем ему приходить? Как правило, цель эта не ясна ему самому, и многих это мучает в течение всей их жизни. Кто я?.. зачем я?.. – спрашивают они, и нет ответа. ... Кто знает? Только Хозяин и знает.
     Знает, но не всегда говорит. Скорее всего, часто Ему не кажется столь необходимым объяснить тебе – кто ты и зачем ты; возможно, Ему даже не важно – поймешь ли ты свою задачу или нет... или даже – выполнишь ли ты ее или нет; ведь Он всегда может найти других исполнителей. Конечно, Он предпочел бы, чтобы все всё понимали – представь себе, сколько бы это сэкономило сил и страданий... Тем не менее, Он обычно не настаивает на своем, оставляя выбор в наших руках. В этом, собственно, и заключается человеческая свобода.
     Но иногда Хозяин не столь снисходителен. Иногда Ему отчего-то важно, чтобы именно данный конкретный Иона совершил данное конкретное действие. И тогда Он объясняет Ионе его задачу, сначала почти неуловимыми намеками, затем более явными знаками, а если потребуется, то и прямым, однозначным указанием. Обрати внимание, даже в этой ситуации Хозяин никого не заставляет – решение всегда остается за самим человеком; просто теперь, после столь исчерпывающих объяснений, человек уже не может сослаться на непонимание.

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Gerald's Game

Gerald: This is gonna be good for us, Jess, really good...

Gerald: That cocky little pause I take before a punch line that really makes me proud of myself, and Tom said, "What?" like he already knew the answer, and I said... "A life support..." Come on. "And what is a woman, anyway?"...
Jessie: "A life support system for a cunt."
Gerald: Yeah, that was it.

Gerald: So, who could possibly hear you scream? Except Cujo over there?

Jessie: Don't listen to him. He's the reason we're here and look how he ended up.
Gerald: I'm just telling her how things really are.
Jessie: No, you're doing what you always did, minimizing, condescending. Men aren't so much blessed with penises as cursed by them. And we might die here today because of Gerald's five inches. Our life has to add up to more than that.

Jessie: I can't get out.
Jessie: You have to.
Jessie: I am chained to the goddamn bed!
Jessie: Don't recite facts to me. Wake up!

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Gerald: This is you... all over. Problem, panic, denial. Hoping if you look away, it'll magically vanish...

Gerald: "Who exactly did I marry?" We never really know, do we? 'Cause everybody's got a little corner in there somewhere. A button... they won't admit they want pressed.

Jessie: Not real. Not real.
Gerald: Maybe... Or maybe you're just not safe anymore. People are safe from ghouls and ghosts... and the living dead in the daylight. And they're usually safe from them at night... if they're with others. But a person alone... in the dark...

Gerald: Women alone in the dark are like open doors, Jessie. And if they scream for help, who knows what might answer?

Gerald: Close your eyes. If there's a monster under your bed, it won't bother you if you're asleep. Everybody knows that, Mouse.

Gerald: But in the end... in the end, he'll just call it "death by misadventure."

Jessie: I'm gonna die.
Gerald: Everything dies. All things serve the beam.

Jessie: Do nothing, I'll die of seizures, dehydration or dog. Or when my visitor with the bag of bones shows up tonight...

Jessie: '... What you needed me to understand... that his shackles were silence, and his were comfort. ...'

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The Retraction Reaction

The Big Bang Theory 11×2

Sheldon: Only three? Good gravy, how many babies are in there?

Leonard: What? You got something to say?
Sheldon: I think I just said it. P-F-F. Pff!

Leonard: You want me to lie.
Mrs. Davis: Look, Dr. Hofstadter, I'm counting on you. I think that you are the smartest physicist at this university.
Leonard: Really?
Mrs. Davis: See? Lies. They're not that hard.

Amy: Huh. Looks like you've been busy.
Sheldon: Oh, I have. Uh, dark matter, uh, reconciling gravity and quantum mechanics... Supersymmetry. I've figured out the biggest problems in physics today.
Amy: Wow, you solved them all?
Sheldon: No, I just, I figured out that they're the biggest problems.

Sheldon: Well, on the bright side, after working together for 15 years, you finally get to hear me say, "You were right."

Sheldon: Read it back to me?
Leonard: "Yes, one might question the $20 billion to build and run the Large Hadron Collider, but on the other hand..."
Sheldon: Okay. Um... Oh, oh! "On the other hand, contrary to predictions, the collider didn't create a small black hole that devoured the Earth and life as we know it. So, s-- money well spent."

Amy: ... That's great. I-I don't have assistants.
Bernadette: Oh. I guess that's one of the benefits of being in the private sector... That and all the money I make.
Amy: Yeah, you've got that. I've got my integrity. Hard to say which is better without making you feel bad.

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Leonard: No, we don't need to be cheered up. It just turns out that physics is exactly like Lost. Started out great, and turns out just a big old waste of time.

Howard: Oh, my God, I'm gonna have two babies.

Sheldon: Penny, Richard Feynman is an iconic phys...
Penny: I know who he is. Leonard dressed as him for Halloween last year.

Feynman was so cool. When I was a kid, I'd put on some headphones and crank up one of his lectures and just... jam out to knowledge.
Howard: This guy knew how to live. He taught himself musical instruments. He studied Portuguese. Just to give a speech in Brazil.

Leonard: I sent you an e-mail?
Mrs. Davis: You bet you did. "Hello. Shalom and aloha from the grave of Richard Feynman..."

Mrs. Davis: "I know I said physics is dead,
but it is the opposite of dead. If anything, it is undead, like a zombie. Speaking of which, if Richard Feynman came back as a zombie, I would totally let him bite me--"
Leonard: Any chance that's the end?

Mrs. Davis: "In conclusion, physics is great, squirrels suck, and someday, I'm gonna put my mom in a cheap nursing home. Yours truly, XOXO, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter."
Leonard: I-I can explain. I...
Mrs. Davis: "P.S. Can you come pick us up? The Uber driver won't open the door because Sheldon is covered in blue vomit."

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Independence Day: Resurgence

Independence Day <<

- ... Today is the Fourth of July. Today is the Fourth of July.
Umbutu: The distress call...
- Today is the Fourth of July.
Catherine: Looks like someone picked up the phone and answered.

Julius Levinson: Oh, sweet Moses.

Floyd: Is it dead?
Umbutu: I told you. You kill them from behind.

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Floyd: Are we sure this thing is safe to use?
Dr. Okun: Highly unlikely.

David: So, if we hide the real Sphere... inside the isolation chamber... and pack this decoy transmitter, so to speak... onto a tug filled with cold fusion bombs... and lure her out to the salt flats...
Dr. Okun: We can fly it right up her royal ass and bon voyage!

President Whitmore: On behalf of the planet Earth... Happy Fourth of July.

Dr. Okun: We are gonna kick some serious alien ass.

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Eve of Destruction

Grimm 5×7

«I have been bent and broken,
but, I hope, into a better shape.»
Charles Dickens, «Great Expectations»

Xavier: You don’t understand. This is happening now. It’s a revolution! There’s no stopping them.

Rosalee: Is this another back-from-the-dead thing? ’cause I’m really not ready to host another Jack the Ripper party.
Monroe: Let’s just hope it’s not something worse.

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Adalind: That was so not a good thing to do.
Nick: I wouldn’t say that. It’s just a little complicated right now.
Adalind: Mm, yeah. I’ve thought about it a lot.
Nick: Me too. Thinking about it’s a lot safer.
Adalind: I don’t think there’s anything safe about us, but if anything ever does, you know, get going... we should make sure it is about us.

Monroe: Nick, why?
Nick: Because I need to bury her. One way or another.
Monroe: So not cool.

Juliette: They call me Eve...

Nick: I met Eve.
Adalind: Who’s Eve?
Nick: I have no idea.

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The Game Plan

This Is Us 1×5

Jack: Wh-when did you guys know you wanted kids?
Miguel: Uh, about, uh, four months into her first pregnancy.

Manny: ...It all just sort of fits somehow. And even if you don’t understand how yet, people will die in our lives, people that we love. In the future. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe years from now... I mean, it’s kind of beautiful, right, if you think about it, the fact that just because someone dies, just because you can’t see them or talk to them anymore, it doesn’t mean they’re not still in the painting. I think maybe that’s the point of the whole thing. There’s no dying. There’s no you or me or them. It’s just us. And this... sloppy... wild, colorful, magical thing that has no beginning, it has no end... this right here... I think it’s us.

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Black Friday

Life 2x8

Crews: If yesterday was Thanksgiving and today is Christmas, what’s tomorrow?
Dani: Saturday.

Crews: Are we going to exchange gifts? You know, Christmas gifts? Some small token of partnership?

Dani: Fell from up there someplace.
Crews: Yeah, but fell slipped, fell pushed, or fell jumped?

Bobby: The body’s gone?
Dani: The body’s gone.
Crews: It’s a miracle. A genuine miracle.

Tidwell: All right, k9, you find the body. You find the killer, and I’m going to everything-on-a-stick to find some breakfast.

Crews: Oh, I found out a lot of things. I found out you really can’t get everything at everything-on-a-stick. You can get papaya. Which some people think tastes like barf. I don’t.

Crews: He says they’re fighting about fruitcake. There’s no fight about fruitcake.
Dani: Everyone hates fruitcake.
Crews: It’s fruit and it’s cake. What’s not to like?
Dani: That it’s the heaviest substance known to man?

Crews: ... Bad elf.

Jennifer: I loved you, Charlie. So much.
Crews: I loved you too, jen.

Dani: They swear he’s not dead.
Tidwell: This is why we like to have a body in these situations. It helps keep things simple.

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Dani: Are you liking that?
Crews: There is a distinct possibility that this isn’t fruit or cake...

Crews: They mean it when they say he’s not dead.
Tidwell: So... he’s risen? He’s Elvis?

Tidwell: What?
Dani: Don’t you «what» me!
Tidwell: Back me up on this, Crews.
Crews: I’m gonna be Switzerland here.
Tidwell: They had nazi gold!

Crews: If you run, you’ll only die tired.

Tidwell: You know something? You look a lot bigger from the side.

Crews: Are the FBI investigating him or protecting him?
Bodner: Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.

Crews: Tropical fruit?
Bodner: It’s the only kind I chew.

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Transformers: The Last Knight

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) <<

& Lancelot: Where the hell is your so-called magician, Arthur?
    Arthur: He’ll be here, Lancelot!

& Sir Edmund Burton: Magic does exist. It was found, long ago, inside a crashed alien ship.

& Merlin: Hello?.. Hello!.. It is I, conjurer of spirits, master of the dark arts!.. Is anyone there?.. It is I, Merlin. The wizard? Remember me?

& Merlin: You have to understand, we Britons are in a desperate fight. End-of-times sort of thing. I mean it. It’s happening down there now as we speak. It’s awful! Big personalities just sort of clashing and bloody. I hate to ask... But we need your help.

& Merlin: All right, I am what they say! I’m a liar, I’m a charlatan. I’ve deceived my whole life. But if I could, for one moment, change this world for the better, I would give up everything. Everything! I’d give up drink, money, wom... Drink and money.

& Sir Edmund Burton: It has been said through the ages, without sacrifice, there can be no victory.

& Agent Simmons: A mojito needs ice. Ice! We are not animals.

& Sir Edmund Burton: One hundred billion trillion planets in the cosmos... And they choose Earth. Why?

& Bumblebee: I’ll burn you so bad you’ll wish you’d died as a child.

& Hound: Hound’s in town. Love starting the day off with a gunfight... Sorry I’m late. My invitation to this ass-kicking must’ve got lost in the mail!

& Quintessa: I made you. You are mine to command.

& Drift: No fear. No hate. No anger. No fear. No hate. No anger. Get off, you maggot!

& Cade Yeager: Hey, Chief! Wow, nice... Nice horse you got there. You’re really getting into this whole Indian thing, huh?
    Chief Sherman: Don’t call me Chief. My name is Sherman.
    Cade Yeager: Aren’t you the tribal chief?
    Chief Sherman: Yeah. But from you it sounds... I don’t know, vaguely racist.

& Cade Yeager: This is not a startup, okay? I don’t do this shit for money. It’s for the higher cause.
    Jimmy: You don’t do this shit for the money? What’s wrong with you? How you gonna eat?

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& Izabella: ...And I have a name, you know. It’s Izabella. Izabella with a Z.
    Cade Yeager: I don’t care if it’s a Z, an emoji, or a dollar sign, all right? This is no place for... Just go home. Please.

& Colonel Lennox: What do you really want, Megatron?
    Megatron: What anyone wants, human. To go home.

& Crosshairs: Cade, what’s with this C-3PO rip-off?
    Cogman: Don’t kill the messenger or the messenger will kill you.

& Cogman: Welcome to Air Folgan. Please strap in. Turbulence can kill. There will be no snack service on this flight, no drinks, no fun.

& Vivian Wembley: Christ alive, you’re one of them!
    Hot Rod: Back! Be quiet! Do not hit me again!
    Vivian Wembley: So, which bloody bot are you, then? Soundwave? Shockwave? At least tell me that I’ve been abducted by one of the famous ones.
    Hot Rod: I am so much better than all of them!

& Vivian Wembley: Hello, Lamborghini! Would you help?

& Cade Yeager: So, is this a kidnapping sort of situation or her first Transformer experience?
    Sir Edmund Burton: It’s both, really.

& Sir Edmund Burton: It’s his French accent.
    Vivian Wembley: Is he French?
    Sir Edmund Burton: No, he just likes the accent.
    Hot Rod: Non! No no no! I hate the accent! But I can’t get rid of it! I’m stuck with the accent!

& Cogman: Goddamn, they’re all around us and I just have so much road rage!
    Sir Edmund Burton: Actualize the rage. That’s it!

& Cogman: Hands off! There is a time and a place for everything. This is not the time nor the place.

& Vivian Wembley: Cogman! What is... What is all this?
    Cogman: End of the world. I thought a meal, a last meal, would be in order... No canoodling!

& Hound: Excellent. We are going to England. Things are likely to get nasty. Real nasty.
    Izabella: Hey, can I come? He might need me.
    Hound: Little lady, hell, I ain’t no Earth parent. Hop aboard. Take a field trip to the front lines.

& Hound: Let’s go make some noise. Let’s give ’em hell.

& Optimus Prime: At the heart of every legend, there is truth. A few brave souls unite to save their worlds. We can be heroes in our own lives, every one of us, if we only have the courage to try.

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Wesen Nacht

Grimm 5×6

«Awake, arise or be forever fall’n.»
Milton, «Paradise Lost»

Bud: I’ve got a bad feeling about this. I mean, a really bad feeling. I mean, a feeling so bad that it’s got to mean something. Something bad.

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Monroe: ...so on the surface, looked like a union problem, but the truth is, it was a Wesen problem.
Hank: Similar to what happened last night...
Monroe: Right, and this isn’t the only example. I mean, the boxer rebellion, draft riots during the civil war. I mean, the freaking Boston tea party.
Nick: All started by Wesen?
Monroe: Mm-hmm.
Rosalee: No wonder history seems to repeat itself. Nobody really knows the history.

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