The One with All the Jealousy

Friends 3×12

Rachel: Does everybody hate these shoes?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. But I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as you wear that towel dress.

Ross: She's having lunch with him? Lunch with him?! You should've seen the hug he gave her when she got the job. And he's really good-looking. What am I gonna do?
Chandler: You don't do anything.
Joey: Keep it inside.
Chandler: Learn how to hide your feelings.
Joey: Don't cry out loud.

Ross: What's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: Oh, he's just goofing around.
Ross: Oh, that's funny. Why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Rachel: Ha, ha. Honey, this is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants.
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants? How lazy is she?

Chandler: Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp? Five years with the American Ballet Theatre?
Joey: Hey, everybody lies on their résumé, okay?

Ross: Are you jealous?
Rachel: No. You know, I just don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean, doesn't she, you know... have any other stripper-mom friends of her own?
Ross: You are totally jealous.
Rachel: Ugh. I'm not jealous, all right? This is about... um, people feeling certain things... you know, about... strippers.
Ross: Oh.
Rachel: And, you know... And, um... I... Ugh.
Ross: Honey, I love you too. Bye.
Rachel: Wait, wait, wait. ..... Well, there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours, you know?
Chandler: Yeah... Either that or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.

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