House M.D. 5x05

Lucky Thirteen

Season 5, Episode 5

* House: Thirteen, go stick a needle in your girlfriend's pelvis. And no, that one wasn't a metaphor. Suck out some marrow. That one was.


* House: I like to watch.
   Thirteen: I can handle this alone.
   House: You've already handled it. That's why you need a chaperone. Of course, I'm a very permissive, understanding chaperone. So feel free to ignore me. You know, if you're in the mood to start kissing, or groping, or showering.
   Thirteen 2 the patient: You'll have to excuse Dr. House. He mistakes immaturity for edginess.
   Patient: You're Dr. House?
   House: I assume my name came up last night in the form of a moan.



* House: Things always change.
   Douglas: And that sucks.


* House: Eye issue, brain issue, now a heart issue. Sounds like a real case to me.
   Thirteen: Yeah, I get it. I was wrong. Can we move on?
   House: You're just upset because the whole time she was with you, she was thinking of my huge, throbbing... diagnostic skills.

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* House (about Wilson): What's he doing now?
   Douglas: He's playing that carjacking video game. He'd get a lot farther if he didn't stop at all the red lights.


* Douglas: What does that even mean, "dating a hooker"?
   House: He's an idiot with a messiah complex. Savior to all who need saving. That's why his first wife had a wooden leg. Second wife was canadian. He's the one who needs to be saved.
   Douglas: From you or the ho?
   House: The ho's just using him for his money... Wait. Bad example.


* Foreman: Do you think... I'm boring?
   Chase: Yes.
   Foreman: You're saying that just to screw with me.
   Chase: Yeah. Why would you expect anything else?
   Foreman: I expect House to pull my strings. I expect Cameron to make me feel better. I expect the new team to kiss my ass. And I expect you to be honest, 'cause you don't give a crap.
   Chase: Yes, you're boring. That speech was boring.
   Foreman: Thanks so much.
   Chase: You don't let other people's problems affect you. You don't let your own problems affect you. And it's the screw-ups that make us interesting. You're never out of control. Which is good, and...
   Foreman: Boring.
   Chase: Never losing control also means you're never putting yourself out there. Never pushing your limits. On the other hand, you do have a tattoo, so... Maybe I'm wrong.




--- Словарик:
pelvis — таз; почечная лоханка
marrow — костный мозг
chaperone — компаньонка, дуэнья
edge — остриё, острота
throbbing — трепетание; волнение; (мед.) биение, пульсация
ho — ho[oker]


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