The Big Bang Theory 3x13

The Bozeman Reaction

Season 3, Episode 13

* Sheldon: They took our TV, two laptops, four external hard-drives, our PS2, our PS3, our X-Box, our X-Box 360, our classic Nintendo, our Super Nintendo, our Nintendo 64 and our Wii.
   Policemen: J8-O
   Leonard: We like games.


* Sheldon: Right, games. They took Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Final Fantasy 1 thru 9, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games... And Ms. Pacman.
   Policemen: Assorted video games.


* Sheldon: When does the CSI team get here?
   Policemen: What?
   Sheldon: In anticipation of their arrival, I've bagged some evidence. One of the thieves had the audacity to quench his thirst while ransacking our home. You should be able to pull some good prints off this. And now, here are my prints so you can rule me out as a suspect.
   Leonard: What about me?
   Sheldon: I'm sorry, Leonard. It's too early to discount the possibility of this being an inside job.


* Leonard: Would I be completely out of line to ask you to shoot him?
   Policemen: I'd be happy to put him under a 72-hour psychiatric hold.
   Sheldon: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. Drat!


* Sheldon: I do not have to urinate. I am the master of my own bladder.

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* Penny: Sheldon, do you want to sleep here tonight?
   Sheldon: Oh, as small as Leonard is, I don't think the two of you'd be comfortable on the couch.
   Leonard: What do you want?
   Sheldon: It's not what I want, it's what evolution wants. Human beings are primates. Primates have evolved to live in groups, both for protection and support.
   Leonard: But you don't like other people.
   Sheldon: I do tonight. It's scary over there.
   Leonard: It's getting scary here, too.


* Leonard: We knocked over a lamp.
   Sheldon: Why would you knock over a lamp?
   Leonard: We were going to have...
   Penny: He doesn't need to know what we were doing, Leonard.
   Sheldon: Oh. No, she's right, I don't need to know what you were doing.


* Leonard: Looks like Wolowitz got the net electrified.
   Penny: Sheldon, are you okay?
   Sheldon: I-I'm fine... although I'm no longer the master of my own bladder.


* Howard: So you were the victim of a crime. That's part of life. When my great-grandfather first came to this country, he put all his hopes and dreams into this little butcher shop he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened? Every customer who walked into that butcher shop and asked for a pound of liver ... got ripped off. But... those people moved on, and so should you.


* Sheldon (from laptop): Greetings. As you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared this short video. The four of you are three of my closest friends and one treasured acquaintance.
   Though I cannot state categorically that my life will be diminished by not having you in it, I am comfortable if you choose to believe that.
   Since you intend to remain in this lawless metropolitan area, statistics suggest that you will succumb to tragic and gruesome ends before we meet again.
   Live long and prosper.


* Howard: Hey, look who's back!
   Sheldon: Interesting. The acquaintance is the first to greet me.



--- Словарик:
audacity — нахальство, дерзость
quench — утоление (жажды)
ransacking — грабить; разграбить
bladder — мочевой пузырь
Drat — провались ты!, пропади ты пропадом!; чёрт возьми!
maudlin — сентиментальность
acquaintance — знакомый


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