The Big Bang Theory 3x12

The Psychic Vortex

Season 3, Episode 12

* Leonard: Look at us. Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.
   Howard: Yes, actual women are the best.
   Sheldon: I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?
   Leonard: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?
   Howard: No, it would just freak him out.


* Raj: Great. They get girlfriends, and they just abandon us?
   Sheldon: It is great, isn't it? We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.
   Raj: We do?
   Sheldon: Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a Linux partition, so you and I are going to perform a full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.
   Raj: I don't want to do that.
   Sheldon: All right. Well, I'm going to perform full backup, reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.
   Raj: What about me?
   Sheldon: Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women. Maybe you should look into that.

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* Raj: Well, then why don't we just go to the Galleria and walk around?
   Sheldon: But I don't need anything at the Galleria. Do you need anything at the Galleria?
   Raj: No. We would just walk around and see what's what.
   Sheldon: That's a semantically null sentence.


* Raj: Please, Sheldon, I'm a young, virile visitor from a foreign land and I need to strut my stuff.
   Sheldon: Let me offer you a compromise. Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery, I use my imagination.
   Raj: Oh, boy.
   Sheldon: One of my favorite places to visit is the two-dimensional world described in Edwin Abbott's mathematical fantasy, "Flatland."
   Raj: I don't want to go to Flatland.
   Sheldon: You're only saying that because you haven't been there. I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space and can only perceive the edges of other objects. Oy. Is that you, Raj? I don't recognize your edge.


* Martha: Sheldon? Listen, they're kind of getting busy in the living room, and... I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while.
   Sheldon: Well, I suppose. Come in. I'll sleep in Leonard's room. Good night.



--- Словарик:
Vortex — вихрь; водоворот; пучина; вихревая воронка
freak out — впадать в бредовое состояние, галлюцинировать; терять самообладание; беситься; превращаться в невменяемого
virile — возмужалый, зрелый; достигший половой зрелости; способный к половому акту и к деторождению
strut — подпирать
stifle — задыхаться; подавлять


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