House M.D. 5x03

Adverse Events

Season 5, Episode 3

* Detective: Hey, I... I like the shoes, by the way.
   Cuddy: Thank... you.
   House: You don't like her shoes. You like her legs.
   Detective: It sounds less creepy if you say shoes.
   House: Less creepy, more gay.
   Detective: That's my firm's motto.


* House: Is his girlfriend hot? And I'm not talking fever here. I mean, is she all curvy and perky?


* House: Your wife has a separate bank account
   Taub: That's it? A bank account?
   House: A secret bank account.
   Taub: What makes you think it's a secret?
   House: Because if it wasn't, you'd call it "the" bank account.
   Taub: Damn. Always forget to use the right article when lying.

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* House: We found no trace on any of your imaging, so we need to cut your head open. It's risky, but it's the only way to save your life.
   Patient: No.
   House: Wrong answer.
   Patient: I'm not allowed to say no?
   House: You're not allowed to not be terrified. There's only two good reasons not to be terrified in a hospital. You're delusional. But then you're not afraid of contrast material either. Or you know you're fine. Since we haven't told you you're fine, you obviously have information we don't have. What drugs are you on?


* Thirteen: First drug...
   House: Why don't we call it bisexidrine? Clinical trials involve experimental drugs. Means they don't have comforting, catchy names yet. Just random, unmemorable trial numbers. Go ahead.
   Thirteen: Bisexidrine is designed as an anticoagulant.


* Cuddy: How'd you know I liked roses?
   Detective: I was in your house last night. No! I'm kidding. Who the hell doesn't like roses?


* Detective: I took a little trip to your alma mater.
   House: You took a little trip 150 miles?
   Detective: Online, by phone. I meant I did research. That's a real photo, isn't it? Wow, that is humiliating.
   House: There was a girl...
   Detective: Even more so. That's too bad. You wanted her to see you in a different light, and... not only didn't she see it... She didn't even believe it was possible.
   House: You know, people hate people who have theories about people.
   Detective: You want me to back off?
   House: Would you?
   Detective: I barely know you.



--- Словарик:
Adverse — враждебный; антагонистический; неблагоприятный; вредный;
curvy — соблазнительный, пышный (о женской фигуре)
perky — весёлый, бойкий
back off — отступать; идти на попятный; тормозить, замедлять


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? Детектив — мягкая версия Хауза, такой себе не-miserable Хауз? Если да, то подтверждается максима "каждый человек — сам источник своих проблем". Хауз сам подсунул Кадди улучшенную замену самого себя. Мдя.