Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Episode VII) <<

Leia: Wipe that nervous expression off your face, 3-PO.
C-3PO: Oh. Well, I will certainly try, General... Nervous?

Supreme Leader Snoke: You failed! Skywalker lives. The seed of the Jedi Order lives. And as long as it does, hope lives in the galaxy. I thought you would be the one to snuff it out. Alas, you're no Vader. You're just a child in a mask.

Luke Skywalker: You think what? I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order? What did you think was going to happen here? You think that I came to the most unfindable place in the galaxy for no reason at all? Go away.

Leia: There are things that you cannot solve by jumping in an X-wing and blowing something up! I need you to learn that.
Poe: There were heroes on that mission...
Leia: Dead heroes. No leaders.

Luke Skywalker: Three lessons. I will teach you the ways of the Jedi and why they need to end... Lesson one, sit here, legs crossed. The Force is not a power you have. It's not about lifting rocks. It's the energy between all things, a tension, a balance, that binds the universe together.

Luke Skywalker: Breathe. Just breathe. Reach out with your feelings... What do you see?
Rey: The island. Life. Death and decay, that feeds new life. Warmth. Cold. Peace. Violence.
Luke Skywalker: And between it all?
Rey: Balance. An energy. A Force.
Luke Skywalker: And inside you?
Rey: Inside me that same Force.
Luke Skywalker: And this is the lesson. That Force does not belong to the Jedi. To say that if the Jedi die, the light dies, is vanity. Can you feel that?

Luke Skywalker: Lesson two. Now that they're extinct, the Jedi are romanticized, deified. But if you strip away the myth and look at their deeds, the legacy of the Jedi is failure. Hypocrisy, hubris.
Rey: That's not true!
Luke Skywalker: At the height of their powers, they allowed Darth Sidious to rise create the Empire, and wipe them out. It was a Jedi Master who was responsible for the training and creation of Darth Vader.

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Master Yoda: Skywalker, still looking to the horizon. Never here, now, hmm?

Master Yoda: Lost Ben Solo, you did. Lose Rey, we must not.

Luke Skywalker: I can't be what she needs me to be.
Master Yoda: Heeded my words not, did you? Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is.

Master Yoda: Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.

Let's see who formerly owned this gorgeous hunk-uh. Ah, this guy was an arms dealer. Made his bank selling weapons to the bad guys... Oh... And the good. Finn, let me learn you something big. It's all a machine, partner. Live free, don't join.

Poe: C-3PO, where do you think you're going?
C-3PO: It would be quite against my programming to be party to a mutiny.

Ben Solo: The Supreme Leader is dead.
General Hugs: Long live the Supreme Leader.

Finn: Why would you stop me?
Rose: I saved you, dummy. That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

Leia: Luke.... I know what you're gonna say. I changed my hair.

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Σ colonelcassad: «..... Технически, это весьма красивый и зрелищный фильм, с яркими (но бестолковыми) космическими сражениями, красивыми съемками и неплохой операторской работой. Пожалуй один из наиболее зрелищных в этом году.
Музыка в целом тоже не подводит - достаточно неплохие отсылки к классическим композициям, а также вариации на тему саундтрека из "Пробуждения силы". Проблема технической части (не оценивая логику происходящего) заключается в том, что ни в визуальном, ни в музыкальном плане, фильму особо нечем удивить - просто выполнение обязательной программы типичного блокбастера в промежутке от 100 до 200 млн. долларов, тем более что многие экш-сцены весьма вторичны. ...
Да, новым фильмом вполне можно любоваться, он по своему красив и динамичен, но если во время просмотра всерьез начать задумываться над логикой сюжета, то аудиовизульная магия начнет стремительно распадаться и недоумевающий зритель, который достаточно хорошо знаком с фильмами предшественниками, будет выходить из кинотеатра скорее всего с выражением "Ну, такое..." В таких случаях любят говорить, что это же кино, где надо отключать мозг. Но если вы предпочитает мозг во время просмотра кино не отключать, то в данном случае сказать "Вот ведь здорово!" не получится. Таким джедаям лучше действительно положить конец.»

>> Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Worth

The Walking Dead 8×15

Carl: 'I thought growing up was about getting a job and maybe a family, being an adult, but growing up is making yourself and the people you love safe... As safe as you can, because... things happen.'

Carl: '...if they won't end it, you have to. You have to give them a way out. You have to find peace with Negan, find a way forward somehow. We don't have to forget what happened, but you can make it so that it won't happen again, that nobody has to live this way, that every life is worth something...'

Simon: I'm Negan. And not in a collective, "We're all Negan" sense.

Gregory: No! I've achieved too much! I-I-I've suffered too much! I've survived too much for it to end like this! I've lashed myself to the bow, seen through the storm, and I have been reborn as a-a certified shit kicker! I make things happen! I've always made things happen. And it's not gonna end with me wandering off into the wilderness with my dick in my hand.

Simon: Second... do you make coffee?
Gregory: .... Best in the land.
Simon: We'll start with coffee and see where it goes.

Eugene: That sardine mac-and-cheese recipe I gave you was a staple from my college days when, as a cash-strapped student, I had to pad out the budget-minded goodness of M-and-powdered-C with the protein power of canned sardines... which provided a longer-lasting energy source than pure carbohydrates. The garlic sauté alleys what originated as a purely "oops" dish. Mmm... Takes me back.

Gabriel: I don't want to help you. But... I do fear death.

Negan: I'm gonna need you on your knees...

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Negan: You gonna make a move, or is that it?
Simon: No move to make.
Negan: No. There isn't.

Eugene: I tried to resist. I tried to rise above my biological imperative, but that is not who I am.

Simon: You deliver or get shipped. He hasn't delivered, and that saddens me. But the time has come. Let us gather our like-minded individuals, draw strength from each other... and do what we need to do.

Aaron: What they did to you, what they turned you into... it's their fault. You hide. You don't trust. You don't live the life the way you want to because of them. They hurt you, and they're gonna keep on hurting you. Unless you do one thing! Fight.

Negan: Thank you, D. I'll take it from here.

Negan: You want to be the man, you got to beat the man. If you can do that... then, hell... you should be the man.

Negan: I thought about killing you, and then... I thought maybe that'd be too dignified for a... backstabbing, double-crossing dirtbag such as yourself.

Eugene: That's right. If Negan needs bullets to end this war, then, by ginger, he's gonna get 'em. All of 'em.

Eugene: Here we go. Time to do something useful with our pathetic lives.

Michonne: Just shut up and listen... "Negan, this is Carl...."

Carl: 'The way out is working together. It's forgiveness.'

Negan: No more talk.

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Роберт Маккаммон — Мистер Слотер (2/2)

<< Начало

&  – И ты не думай, что тебя это минует. Когда-нибудь ты увидишь свой мир и не узнаешь его, и тебе он покажется странным... если не чудовищным. И ты, и твои англичане захотите вернуть то, что утрачено, и никогда не сможете это найти, потому что таков демонский прием: показать путь вперед, но закрыть дорогу назад.
     – Мне казалось, это называется прогрессом, – вставил Мэтью.
     – Есть прогресс, а есть погоня за иллюзией. Для первого нужна мудрость и предвидение, второе доступно пьяному дураку.

&  – ...И буду думать о самом великом, на что способен человек, – а может быть, и самом трудном для человека: как смириться с ходом времени. Или как остановить свое собственное время.

&  Прохожий выбрал лучшую часть доблести – и проявил здравый смысл...

&  – Не понимаю я вашего Бога. Наши духи создали твердь и небеса и все, что есть мы, но никогда не обещали присматривать за каждым птенчиком. Я думал, у вашего Бога больше... сострадания.

&  Вообще он очень многого хотел бы, но хотеть – зря время терять.

&  – Отпусти вчерашний день, чтобы он не предал завтрашний.

&  – Если хочешь стать индейцем, первое, чему ты должен научиться... это признавать реальность.

&  ...он ценил ее уважение к своему уединению: уединение означает сосредоточенность, сосредоточенность – производительность, а производительность – прогресс.

&  – Почему Господь не поражает зло? Почему не уничтожит его до того, как оно пустит корни?...
     – Может быть, Он хочет, чтобы мы ухаживали за садом.

&  Одна из привилегий абсолютно свободного человека – это выбрать, когда и как уйти из жизни. И все же... триумф это или трагедия?

  ... Мэтью проводил взглядом голубой зонтик, а потом пошел обратно на Стоун-стрит. Прямой, как стрела.”

>> Всадник авангарда (Голос ночной птицы—4) (будет (בהנ"ו))

Coco

Mariachi: Look, if you're too scared then, well, have fun making shoes.

Miguel: I don't know. I thought it might've been one of those made up things that adults tell kids. Like vitamins.
Tía Victoria: Miguel, vitamins are a real thing.
Miguel: Well, now I'm thinking maybe they could be.

Frida Kahlo: Yes! It is I. Frida Kahlo. Shall we skip the scanner? I'm on so many ofrendas it'll just overwhelm your blinky thingy.

Héctor: He's been forgotten. When there's no one left in the living world who remembers you... you disappear from this world. We call it the final death.
Miguel: Where did he go?
Héctor: No one knows.

Miguel: Are you kidding? A minute ago I thought I was related to a murderer. You're a total upgrade.

Miguel: You don't have to forgive him. But we shouldn't forget him.

Mamá Imelda: You have our blessing, Miguel. No conditions.

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Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

Young Sheldon 1×16

Young Sheldon: Fiddle-faddle!
Meemaw: The F word. He's real mad.

Young Sheldon: Poodle poop!
Meemaw: Okay. Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear, it's embarrassing.

Young Sheldon: In fact, I'm going as far away from science as possible. I plan to pursue the arts.
Mary: What kind of arts?
Young Sheldon: I've decided to become an actor.
Meemaw: Of course you have.

Young Sheldon: And where is the music coming from?
Missy: You're thinking about it too much!

George: Can you at least wear pants instead of a dress?
Young Sheldon: I'll give you a definite maybe.

Georgie: I don't want to see Sheldon's stupid play, it's humiliating.
Missy: That's why I want to see it.
Mary: We're going to support your brother. Not another word about it.
George: Can we at least sit in the back?
Mary: Not a word!

Mr. Lundy: Sheldon, come here. You... are a star, and that audience deserves to see you shine.

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The Shape of Water

Giles: Oh, God, to be young and beautiful... If I could go back to when I was 18... I didn't know anything about anything, I'd give myself a bit of advice. I would say, "Take better care of your teeth... and fuck a lot more." ... Oh no, no, that's very good advice.

Zelda: Look. Some of the best minds in the country peeing all over the floor in this here facility. Mmm, mmm, mmm. There's pee freckles on the ceiling now. How'd they get it up there? Just how big a target do they need, you figure?

Strickland: Oh, no. No, a man washes his hands before or after tending to his needs. It tells you a lot about a man. He does it both times... points to a weakness in character... Ladies. It was very pleasant chatting with you both.

Zelda: I can handle pee. I can handle poo. But blood... Ugh. Blood just does something to me.

Strickland: You don't think that's what the Lord looks like, do you?
Zelda: I wouldn't know, sir, what the Lord looks like.
Strickland: Well, it's human, Zelda. He looks like a human, like me. Or even you... Maybe a little more like me, I guess.

Dr. Hoffstetler: This creature is intelligent... capable of language... of understanding emotions.
General Hoyt: So are the Soviets, the Gooks. And we still kill them, don't we?

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Strickland: Russians hate the Jews, but they can't get enough of their gadgets.

Zelda: I'm not a good liar. Except to Brewster. It takes a lot of lies to keep a marriage going.

Giles: Have you always been alone? Did you ever have someone? Do you know what happened to you? Do you? Because I don't. I don't know what happened to me. I don't know. I look in the mirror and the only thing that I recognize are these eyes... in this old man's face. You know, sometimes I think I was either born too early or too late for my life... Maybe we're both just relics.

Zelda: How? How? Does he have a...? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh! Never trust a man. Even when he looks flat down there.

General Hoyt: "Decent?" A man has the decency not to fuck up. Now that's one thing. That's real decent of him. But the other kind of decency? It doesn't really matter. We sell it, but it's an export. We sell it, because we don't use it.
36 hours from now... this entire episode will be over. And so will you. Our universe will have a hole in it with your outline. And you will have moved on to an alternate universe. A universe of shit. You'll be lost to civilization. And you will be unborn. Unmade. And undone.
So go get some real decency, son. And unfuck this mess.

Strickland: There he is. Doctor-fucking-shirtbird.

Strickland: Fuck. You are a god.

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Σ varlamov: «Гильермо дель Торо остаётся визионером и идеалистом. И он по-прежнему влюблён в чудовищ. Неслучайно в его фильмах, несмотря на наличие призраков, вампиров и самого дьявола, самые страшные персонажи — всегда люди, а главный враг — человеческие предрассудки. ....»

The Gates Excitation

The Big Bang Theory 11×18

Bernadette: If we don't do anything, how long do you think they'll talk about Batman?
Penny: Well, I've know them for 11 years, so... 11 years.

Sheldon: You know what they say, fool me "N" times, where "N" equals the amount of times you've already fooled me, shame on you. Fool me "N" plus one times... shame on me.

Penny: Wait, what? What's he talking about?
Leonard: Uh, he, uh-- obviously, he's kidding. That's a, that's a good one, Bill. I got to go.

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The Company

Peaky Blinders 4×6

Alfie: Yeah, you're like me, Tommy, you can't bear to watch a fight which has got rules.

Alfie: Tommy, right, imagine... Imagine that you could not see... at all, you was born blind. Then one day you open up your eyes and you can see everything in the world. When before you could only touch it or smell it. There it is... The revelation. Innit? I've had one.

Alfie: The Americans are here now, aren't they? So, that's it. Yeah. It's been that way ever since the war, innit? The Americans... Big fucks small. Always, actually. Hmm?

Alfie: Right. Margate then. Blue skies, heaven. I will see you, Tommy. Might appear.

Lizzie: He said I'd get a weekly allowance.
Polly: Oh, he can be romantic.

Polly: It's a girl. Call her Ruby. Ruby Shelby. She'll be a star in a Hollywood movie.

Polly: Right, ladies, let's rejoin our gentlemen. And just remember, Linda... if they spit, just spit back.

Arthur: Let me do my fucking job!

Tommy: Go on, Finn! Take his eyes, Finn. Do it for Arthur.

Tommy: My brother is dead. You hear me! My brother is dead!

Michael: Tommy, I've been trying to think of words...
Polly: Don't. Words don't work.

Tommy: The vendetta is done.
Mrs. Changretta: We say the vendetta is won. We will take everything you have.

Tommy: ...And now he's coming to take control of Shelby Company Limited.
Lizzie: What are we going to do about that?
Tommy: We're gonna let him have it.

Luca: All that's left of the Peaky fucking Blinders...

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Luca: I would've buried you all, but my mother, she, uh... She knows you. She said, it'll be worse for you if I let you live... and take away everything that you have.

Luca: Search them... Especially don't trust this bitch.

Tommy: A friend of mine once said... "Big fucks small." So I had to find someone bigger than you.

Polly: We also contacted a businessman in Chicago. He's also interested in moving into the liquor business in New York.
Tommy: His name is Alphonse Capone...

Arthur: Tell your boss what you saw here today. And tell him... You don't fuck with the Peaky Blinders.

Arthur: For the first time since me, my two kid brothers, Tommy and John, enlisted in the Warwickshire Yeomanry, we have peace. So...

Arthur: Time you took a holiday, Tom. Put your feet up. War's over. No one wants to kill us. To peace.

Tommy: I once told you, Alfie, that for business reasons or in bad blood, I would kill you.

Tommy: Alfie, stop talking!

Tommy: I know what this is... It's just myself talking to myself about myself.

Polly: Maybe it's in us. It's with Shelbys. It's in our Gypsy blood. We live somewhere between life and death, waiting to move on. And in the end, we accept it. We shake hands with devils and we walk past them.

Tommy: I've learned something, Frances... There's no rest for me in this world. Perhaps in the next.

Tommy: Went fishing, played golf.
Arthur: Golf's fucking boring.
Tommy: Boring and easy.
Arthur: Yeah, well, what's the plan?

Tommy: This will be the last job you'll do for me. You can go to Glasgow and be with your family. You're free.

Polly: So you shook hands with the devil?
Tommy: Yeah. And I walked past him.

Tommy: Poll... I've had an idea.
Polly: Oh, fuck.

Tommy: I've made up my mind, Jessie. Your cause is now my cause.

Tommy: If my cover is maintained, I can begin to shape the movement and organize it myself.
Arthur Bigge: And undermine it?
Tommy: Rise through the ranks of the wider Socialist movements.

Arthur Bigge: Of course you want something in return. What this time? A knighthood?

Tommy: My proposal. And my conditions.
Arthur Bigge: Mmm... For the attention of Winston Churchill?
Tommy: He holds me in very high regard.

Announcer: Thomas Shelby, Labor Party. 48,564.

Announcer: I now declare Thomas Shelby to be the new Labour Member of Parliament for the constituency of Birmingham South.

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Still Gotta Mean Something

The Walking Dead 8×14

Gary: Shouldn't have played, lady. Not your game.

Negan: What the shit? No, really, just tell me... What the shit?!

Negan: Look, whatever you're doing... you must not really want to do it.

Negan: So let's have a chat. Let the healing begin.

Morgan: We take that road, you know what we'll find.
Carol: But I don't. I decided... I decided what it would be. But I won't know unless I go... unless I try. And you can try, too.

Morgan: I can't. I... You save people. I watch 'em die.

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Negan: My wife's name was Lucille. She got me through. I didn't give her shit, and she got me through. Just life. Regular life.

Negan: What the shit?

Jared: Things have changed. Delivering Rick the Prick to Negan is a win. We wiped our own asses on this one, and the Big Man is gonna recognize.

Morgan: I don't die. I don't. Nobody dies! 'Cause everybody turns! Hey! Everybody turns!

Morgan: Everybody turns.

Rick: Why'd you save me? Why?

Negan: The offer stands. I'll swing by again sometime. Who knows? Maybe you'll want to share.

Negan: Holy hell. If shit could shit, it still wouldn't look as shitty as you. Get in.

Negan: You're not gonna say a word. You understand? Daddy's home, and it's gonna be a surprise. Hell, I got all sorts of surprises to roll out.

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Роберт Рик Маккаммон — Мистер Слотер

<< Королева Бедлама (Голос ночной птицы—2)

Голос ночной птицы — 3

  “«Слушай! – запевал октябрьский ветер, вихрями кружась по улицам Нью Йорка. – Слушай, что я тебе расскажу! ...

&  Похоже, что слава может быть крепким напитком, как яблочный бренди ..., и так же лишать человека рассудка. Похоже, что она подчиняет себе человека, и утратив ее, он становится слабовольным и безнадежным, как любой дешевый пьяница.

&  В конце концов, что такое боль? Мелочь, которую надо выдержать, стиснув зубы, можно еще и слезинку пролить. И все.

&  – Ох вы, англичане! Вечно сражаетесь со всем, что вас окружает, даже с собственным духом и телом! Не умеете перерезать веревку до того, как она вас задушит, не умеете обойти зыбучий песок, лежащий прямо на виду. Все вокруг вы хотите подчинить своим путям, даже если оно вас уничтожит. Победить, даже если победа ведет к вашей гибели.

&  – Я знаю, что, если не попробую, то точно не найду.

&  – А в чем ты безумен?
     – Слишком много знаю.

&  – Наверное, мы тоже малость не в своем уме.
     – Должно быть, так. Но... это вообще свойственно всем людям. Небольшое безумие – ради поставленной цели.

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Manhattan Murder Mystery

Larry: Come on, you promised to sit through the entire hockey game without being bored, and I'll sit through the Wagner opera next week.
Carol: I know.
Larry: I already bought the earplugs.

Carol: You know, I sit through the ice hockey game and you watch the whole opera!
Larry: I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Larry: No, no, I forbid you. I forbid you to go. I'm forbidding... Is that what you do when I forbid you? If that's what you... I'm not gonna be forbidding you a lot, if you do...

Larry: I think it's a pretty fair assumption that if a person is dead, they don't suddenly turn up in the New York City transit system.

Larry: This is for all the times I call you to fix the faucet and you show up six months late.

Larry: Yeah, we may need some information while we're here, so... I'll take very good care of you if you play ball with us... What are you making a face for? He's the father of our country.

Larry: Oh, Jesus. Claustrophobia and a dead body. This is a neurotic's jackpot.

Larry: You were jealous of Ted. Yeah.
Carol: Ted? You've got to be kidding.
Larry: Take away his elevator shoes and his fake suntan and his capped teeth, and what do you have?
Carol: You.
Larry: Right. I like that.

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The Fox's Lair

Outlander 2×8

Claire: We began planning our future, but as a very prescient Scot once observed, the best laid schemes of mice and men.

Claire: Jamie. It's all coming to pass, isn't it? Jacobite rising, Culloden, the Clearances... The destruction of all of this.
Jamie: So it would seem.

Claire: You want to fight for Prince Charles?
Jamie: Fight... for our family... And for Scotland. Canna see any other way. Can you?

Claire: They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
Jamie: Well, I do not ken who they are, Sassenach... but I'll wager... they have never traveled through time.

Jamie: Ye're more forgiving than I am, Sassenach. I wouldna give that brazen besom the time of day.

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Buffalo Soldiers

Sneaky Pete 2×9

Shawn: Come on, you know what they say about love and money, don't you?.. When you say you want both, you really just want the money.

Marius: What's with all the confidence?
Maggie: Look, two days ago, you were in a car, on your way to die in a tub of acid... And now, you're here.

Katie: I'm sorry, but the number you've reached no longer takes calls from con men, looking to get out of trouble.
Marius: $5,000, three hours, including travel. No guns, no nudity.

Katie: What is it?
Marius: It's a 24 hour Montezuma.
Katie: Who, what, where when?

Marius: The trick is, you use the truth when you wanna tell a lie.

Lance: It's been fun.
Julia: Not really.

Pete: Oh, my God, this is just like the gun range.

Marius: Pete, you know what you are?
Pete: Oh, uh, I'm a...
Marius: You're a fucking hero.

Otto: I know this woman's a Brit, but she's also a con artist, right? It's dangerous.

Marjorie: How'd you know I'd come out the back?
Audrey: Skip tracer 101.

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Do Not Send Us Astray

The Walking Dead 8×13

Dana: In my experience, people who don't know enough are more dangerous than people who don't know shit!
Siddiq: There's a lot I haven't done, I know that, but from my first day at the hospital to this moment right now, all I've done are things I've never done.

Simon: Well, hello there. You are speaking to Negan, but my birth certificate says "Simon." With whom do I have the distinct displeasure of speaking?
Maggie: Maggie. Maggie Rhee. The Widow.

Simon: Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission, D. Future problems.

Simon: The rest of us are making a house call. Well, if anybody's home... it's time to do some proper slaughtering.

Carol: I don't know. I think I might just accept that some of us are lucky enough to just live, some of us are lucky enough to just fight.
Tobin: Even after it ends?
Carol: I don't think it ends.

Tobin: The end of the fight is... Is what we're fighting for.
Carol: Winning just means we get tomorrow. Maybe one more night. Maybe one more morning. After that... no guarantees.

Siddiq: There's, um... a prayer for the dead I first heard when I was a little boy. It, uh... ended with the phrase, "Do not send us astray after 'them'"...

Maggie: They have us working for them again. Killin' our own...

Tara: Karma's a bitch, right?

Dianne: What is it?
Maggie: The cost.

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The Duel

Peaky Blinders 4×5

Luca: But remember... I fire the final shot!

Lizzie: Yes, it can only be yours... That day by the canal when you were fucking somebody else in your head. Except it wasn't her who got pregnant.

Tommy: All this death, Lizzie. Fuck, let's have some life, eh?

Polly: They don't even know where they'll be tomorrow. They follow the Patrin and the crows.

Polly: Tommy says it won't be long. Then we'll be free.

Polly: You might learn something... Tell them your grandmother was a Gypsy princess, name of Birdie Boswell! You're royalty up there, Michael.

Aberama: Your family were healers?
Polly: Yeah, a long time ago... Came back when I put my head in the noose. It's like putting your head through a window and seeing the whole world.

Polly: When you've put your head out of that window you can do anything you want, cos there are no rules... cos there are no risks.

Alfie: That's it. I'll tell you what, right? Here's a gift, it's free - a souvenir of your visit here. Goodbye, trot on. Down there is Bonnie Street.

Alfie: But also I want some cash... bung work. That's why I've broken it down here - a list of costs pertaining to the assassination of a dear friend, all right? Now, a normal dispatch, well, it's, you know, £500 cost. But you're going to have to add another 100 to that because Tommy Shelby, like me, is from an oppressed people, and I need you to put another tonne on top of that because his brother is a fucking animal and he will come after me. And then you will need to put another 100 on top of that because, well, you are a fucking wop, mate, hmmm? And you... And then we've got to deal with the ugly business, which I've been incredibly clear of before. I will need another £500, because, like I stated, Tommy Shelby is a very, very good friend of mine.

Alfie: Well, in order to qualify as my seconds they would first have to qualify as being Jewish. Yeah? And in order to do that, they would have to replace their natural Italian fucking arrogance with a Jewish air of absolute certainty.

Luca: These days, back in the old country, a lot of the, er, you know, the Jewish people, they, er... they are having to pass themselves off as Italian.
Alfie: Right, well, you will have to add another tonne on to your bill for being a cunt, mate. All right?

Luca: You will bring my men to Birmingham?
Alfie: And you will circumcise them. You will have to circumcise them because the Peakys will check. Yeah?

Alfie: Aye, you've just made a deal without negotiation, didn't you?... Yeah, Tommy Shelby was right about you, weren't he?

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Ada: Your men watched.
Colonel Younger: Then they will be reprimanded.
Ada: They won't see Saturday.
Colonel Younger: A naked woman, alone, making threats against the entire British Army - a significant indicator of character...

Ada: I'm no longer a member of the Communist Party because I'm no longer a believer in the cause of socialism.
Colonel Younger: So, in the past, you were blinded by love...
Ada: No, blinded by faith. I believed people deserve justice. They don't.

Ada: And how is Tommy Shelby OBE going to stop a revolution?

Tommy: The British Army came to me, Ada. I said, "Why not?"
Ada: They'll put that on your grave, Tom... 'Tommy Shelby - "Why not?"'

Tommy: Jessie, this is my Uncle Charlie and my... whatever Curly is.

Tommy: I want an opinion. Try it...
Jessie Eden: I don't really drink gin.
Tommy: Then you're perfect. My gin is for women that don't really drink gin.
Jessie Eden: Your gin?

Tommy: Let's drink to something. You choose.
Jessie Eden: To the revolution.
Tommy: Why not?

Jessie Eden: What do you want to know about the cause?
Tommy: I'm approaching the current political crisis as I would approach a horse race... assessing the runners and the riders. Now, the favourite is, of course, the King's horse. But the King's horse was also the favorite in 1913, when Emily Davison threw herself in front of it.
Jessie Eden: You know the names of suffragettes. I'm impressed.
Tommy: Everyone laughed at them at first, but now look - women with serious faces everywhere.

Tommy: And then the other horse, the one who wants to beat the King's horse... Let's call her Dangerous, shall we? she's no form. That's what makes her so dangerous.
Jessie Eden: Russia. Isn't that form?
Tommy: No, the Russians aren't like the English. We're beer, they're petrol.

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The Fifth Wheel

This Is Us 2×11

Toby: You know, when I was a kid, I was obsessed with Star Wars. I loved that it was this huge story, right, where a bunch of people come together to fight these giant wars. But when you break it down, it's really just about a few people on the inside who know what's up. Luke and Vader. Leia and Obi-Wan. They were on the inside. And they're having lightsaber battles on bridges, and they're talking about big stuff and everybody else is pretty much... Chewbacca.
Beth: So in this story the three of us are Chewbacca?
Toby: If the Chewie fits, Beth. ...
Miguel: I married my best friend's wife. Nobody talks about it, but everyone's always thinking it. I've been on the outside of this family since I entered it. I'm not even Chewbacca. I'm one of the fighter pilots who doesn't even have a name.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (8/8)

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&  – На войне всегда так. Выбираешь не между Добром и Злом. Только – за какую ты воюешь розу. А если тебя м-мутит от запаха роз, отходишь в сторону.
     – Это самое трудное – отойти в сторону, – печально заметил Маса.

&  Древняя максима гласит: «Не покаравший зло не лучше сотворившего зло». А в буддийском аду за неисполненный моральный долг на грешника навешивают камень весом в сто каммэ.

&  ...Уклониться от выбора. Но когда человек мог кого-то спасти и не спас – это тоже выбор. С которым потом остаешься до конца жизни.

&  – А что, если Россия такая и есть? Что, если ту Россию, которая вам нравится, придумали Пушкин с Тургеневым? А настоящая – это Стенька Разин и Емелька Пугачев. Вы свой собственный народ-то знаете? Конечно, можно снова загнать его в подвалы и бараки, можно посадить на цепь. Но для этого придется пролить очень много крови... Никакого Пушкина с Тургеневым у белых все равно не получится. Не правильнее ли перестать себя обманывать? Признать, что Россия – не клумба с цветочками, а навозная куча. Не закрывать нос надушенным платочком, а взяться за лопаты, не бояться грязи. И тогда через сто лет, может быть, страна превратится в цветник.
     – ...а ваша аллегория хромает. Г-грязи надо бояться. Собственно, только ее в жизни и надо бояться.

&  Человек, который много лет назад учил меня владеть собственным телом, называл мораль опасным барьером, отделяющим плоть от духа. «Мораль всегда предписывает ставить чьи-то интересы выше своих, тело же всегда руководствуется только тем, что лучше для него, – проповедовал он. – Ты не хочешь отказаться от вредоносной перегородки, раздваивающей твое „я“, мешающей Инь и Ян соединиться, а значит, ты никогда не станешь совершенным».

&  «То, что значил для тебя человек, определяется по размеру дыры, которая в тебе остается. Бывает дыра такой необъятной величины, что засасывает без остатка».

  ... Как там сказано в последнем трехстишье преподобного Мудзэна?
Столько раз я спел
Одну и ту же сутру!
Пора и честь знать.”

Small Town Crime

Mike Kendall: There's, uh, one other thing I'd like to mention.
Business Type: Sure, go ahead.
Mike Kendall: Well... I have a problem with alcohol.
Business Type: I see.
Mike Kendall: Most mornings, I'm about as worthless as a park bench in hell. I usually don't start thinking straight until I get a couple cold ones in me. After that, I wouldn't recommend me operating any heavy machinery... if you get where I'm going.
Business Type: Yeah.
Mike Kendall: But other than that, you know, I'm ready to go.

Randy: Look... all I have is a name. It's not something you put on a driver's license. But it's what everyone calls him. It's what he calls himself... Mood.

Leslie: Being a bartender, you see a lot of shit. You learn a lot of shit, too. Useless knowledge most of the time, but... once in a while, you get a gem. Let me give you an example...

Leslie: I bet you don't know... that our law enforcement holds a lot of pride... in the national bird. Now that makes sense... if you consider that the state's fowl... is the valley quail. Let me tell you, there's nothing tough about a quail... and you sure as hell wouldn't want to put that on your uniform. Now, you see... at the top of your badge... there's supposed to be an eagle. A bald eagle, the national bird. Now, what you got there... looks more like a hawk... which is a hell of a bird... but it ain't no bald eagle. So, I'm guessing that that badge was made in, uh, Tijuana by a counterfeiter... who didn't know the difference between a chicken and chicken shit.

Mood: So, y'all got a plan for this shit... or we just gonna jump into an old-fashioned dog fight?
Mike Kendall: Both.

Oliver: You drunk?
Mike Kendall: I'm comfortable.


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Faith

Outlander 2×7

Claire: My sins are all I have left.

King Louis: We have no quarrel with the proper search for wisdom. But while much good may be found, so, too, may evil be discovered, and the search for wisdom be perverted into the desire for power and wealth for one's own depraved and immoral purpose.
Claire: Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

Claire: I see darkness in his soul... Also in his. But only the normal darkness that lives in the souls of... all men. Even a king's... For without darkness... there can be no light.

Claire: I closed my eyes... and thought of England.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (7/8)

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&  ...господин ответил цитатой из коана:
     – Думающая голова подобна кочану капусты.
     Маса стал думать и, конечно, придумал. Под многими листьями поверхностных рассуждений нашлась кочерыжка правильного решения.

&  Отказать в просьбе тому, кому ты обязан, – это совсем потерять лицо. Ни один мало-мальски приличный китаец так не поступит.

&  Надя права. В России сейчас не время для любви. В России времени для любви вообще никогда не бывает.

&  – Я всегда привожу пациентов в природное состояние. Запомните правило первое: допрашиваемый должен чувствовать себя голым мясом. Это избавляет от амбиций и располагает к искренности.
     – ...А пластырь зачем? Он же не сможет отвечать!
     – На предварительной стадии это и не нужно. Человек начинает врать, юлить, надеется как-то отбрехаться. Или гордо безмолвствует, не хочет говорить. Сначала говядину нужно хорошенько обработать. Чтоб измычалась. Пусть сама взмолится: остановитесь, всё скажу! Но мы остановимся нескоро. Правило второе: возможность дать чистосердечные показания для допрашиваемого должна быть не жертвой, а наградой, которую еще надо заработать. Подобная тактика в конечном итоге экономит время.

&  – Когда смотришь в бинокль, упускаешь из виду общую к-картину.

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Murder on the Orient Express

Hercule Poirot: Two perfect eggs this time, no?... I blame the chicken. Why do hens lay eggs of different sizes? It's not you, mon ami.

British Military Escort: How did you know it was him, sir? From just a tiny crack on the wall...
Hercule Poirot: I have the advantage... I can only see the world as it should be. And when it is not, the imperfection stands out... like the nose in the middle of a face. It makes most of life unbearable. But it is useful in the detection of crime.

Mary Debenham: You're the detective, Hercules Poirot?
Hercule Poirot: Hercule Poirot. I do not slay the lions.

Caroline Hubbard: One thing about train travel, you're always knocking into somebody.

Caroline Hubbard: Travel is fine for spicy food, mosques, meeting men. But eventually, you just miss your own bed.

Edward Ratchett: Dogs on the table. Most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

Edward Ratchett: Are you insulted?
Caroline Hubbard: Hmm. Disappointed. Some men have a good look. All they have to do is... keep their mouth shut, and they can take home any prize they want. Still, the mouth opens.

Bouc: ...And yet, the best things on the train are not food. You know there's something about... a tangle of strangers pressed together for days on end, with nothing in common... but the need to go from one place to another... then never to see each other again. Boredom plus anonymity plus a... constant, gentle rocking.

Bouc: Are you still enjoying your Dickens?
Hercule Poirot: Very much, mon ami.
Bouc: You know, with your books and your capers, you are missing out on romance.
Hercule Poirot: Romance never goes unpunished.

Bouc: You are the only one who can bring justice!

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Hercule Poirot: I have elected to take the case... and find for my friend, Monsieur Bouc, the criminal.
Gerhard Hardman: And why you?
Hercule Poirot: My name is Hercule Poirot... and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.

Hercule Poirot: You do not trust your god anymore... since your surprise?
Pilar Estravados: No, in case He is busy.
Hercule Poirot: God is always busy.

Hercule Poirot: If it were easy, I would not be famous.

Mary Debenham: To a man with a hammer, every problem is a nail. You live crime. You see evil every day.
Hercule Poirot: Not so. I see enough crime to know that the criminal act is the anomaly. I believe it takes a fracture of the soul... to murder another human being.

Hercule Poirot: You tell your lies... and you think no one will know. But there are two people who will know. Yes, two people. Your God... and Hercule Poirot. It is time to solve this case.

Caroline Hubbard: You're an awfully clever man.

Hercule Poirot: Yes. I am the detective. Could you please straighten your tie?

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Death on the Nile (2022)

The Pop-Ups

Grace and Frankie 4×5

Grumpy But Dapper: I've got a real problem with you ladies hustling in on my game. The only vibrator these gals need is me, my Viagra, and my restless leg syndrome.

Grace: You know, think of men and vibrators like... cake and pie. Women like dessert.
Grumpy But Dapper: All right, I'll take three. Uh... Actually, make it four. And leave the price tags on.

Frankie: Hey, since I'm such a super genius, I've earned myself a little break, right?
Grace: How little?
Frankie: Somewhere between what you think is appropriate and what I'm going to do?

Frankie: What do I do now, universe?

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Brawl in Cell Block 99

James: You okay?
Bradley: South of okay, north of cancer.

Lauren: How was work?
Bradley: Yeah, it was.

Gil: Don't make me give you an ultimatum.
Bradley: Sounds like you just gave me one.

Det. Watkins: Who are you working for?
Bradley: I work alone.
Det. Watkins: Who supplies your crystal?
Bradley: Some guy.
Det. Watkins: Some guy got a name?
Bradley: I forgot.
Det. Watkins: Would you remember if I showed you a list of names?
Bradley: Don't like to read. Won't even see a movie if it's got subtitles.

Bradley: Who's this guy I'm supposed to get?
Placid Man: Christopher Bridge... and he is in Redleaf cell block 99.

Bradley: Who do they keep in there?
Wilson: Child molesters, rapists... guys with death sentences, psychotics... Hey, where are you going? Brad, Brad, what's wrong with you?
Bradley: It's Bradley. And I'm psychotic.

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Bradley: I'm gonna use that one.
Enrique: We're using it now, gringo.
Bradley: Don't call me a foreigner. Last time I checked, the colors of the flag weren't red, white, and burrito.

Enrique: Want to start some stuff?
Bradley: I'm more of a finisher.

Warden Tuggs: Each time you misbehave, you earn five points. Each point gets you one of these.... You currently have 25 points. These shall be dispensed to you over the coming week. When you are eating, when you are sleeping... when you are pissing, and when you are shitting.

Roman: It's a long, slow payback, Blanco.

Bradley: I'm not gonna stun these guys...

Bradley: Talk correct or get raped.

Warden Tuggs: Jeremy?...
Jeremy: Yeah?
Warden Tuggs: You okay?
Jeremy: I'm not dead.

Bradley: They say the head stays alive for a little while... after it's been cut off. I hope so.

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Dangerous

Peaky Blinders 4×4

Tommy: All right, at midday today, Arthur will be here... Like a goat tied up for the fucking tiger, eh, Arthur?
Arthur: Yeah, right.

Arthur: Keep alive, soldier.

Luca: Uh-uh-uh... Where I'm from, a hat on the bed's unlucky. My family... say it brings death.

Luca: Talking about the war. Everything here is about the war.

Polly: Men don't have the strategic intelligence to conduct a war between families. Men are less good at keeping secrets out of their lies.

Aberama: The Italians will be forced underground. We're gypsies. We're already underground.

Tommy: I will pour you some gin... that I make myself, from my father's recipe. Distilled for the eradication of seemingly incurable sadness. Going to put that on the label.

Polly: Where is he?
Lizzie: Fucking.
Polly: Fucking what?
Lizzie: Fucking her.

Polly: Stop drinking whisky. Switch to stout.
Lizzie: Why?

May: I said I would wait.
Charlie: The man you're waiting for doesn't exist.
Curly: Wh-while you're waiting for the man who doesn't exist, would you like to try some of his gin?

Devlin: Mr Shelby... factories are shut, mines are shut, coal's running out. Did you ever consider the possibility that the communists might win? And you and me, traitors to our class, will be put up against a wall and shot...
Tommy: As a businessman... I consider all possibilities. But, Mr Devlin... I'm not a traitor to my class... I am just an extreme example of what a working man can achieve.

Tommy: ...And in this modern age, American women drink as much booze as the men. And women, apparently, prefer gin. So, with the help of a friend of mine in Camden Town, I've set up my own source of supply. Junipers, potatoes... sugar and water. All turned into US dollars.

Tommy: So, tell me the truth.
May: The truth?
Tommy: Mm-hm.
May: You're unlike any man I have ever met.
Tommy: And the gin?
May: ... Too sweet.

Tommy: If only I could what? "If only you could change"? Go on, say it! If only you could change the bad... And "the good" is laying off 1,000 men. Which I do, like a good businessman. And I do it like that... And people go hungry. And the bad... The bad's a fucking win on the horses and a gun and some fucking self-respect. You fucking people...!

Arthur: In the end, it's God who pulls that fucking trigger anyway. We don't get to decide who lives and who dies, Finn. Not us. You just have to flick a switch... in your head.

Ada: I'd like to buy you a drink.
Jessie Eden: I'm afraid the pubs around here don't allow unaccompanied female drinkers.
Ada: I'm sure we'll be fine.

Ada: "What are you drinking, ladies?" That's what you're supposed to say.

Ada: And a whisky on ice.
Bartender: I'm afraid we don't have ice.
Ada: Next time make sure you have ice. This pub's come to our attention for its lack of ice.

Ada: He wants to talk about socialism and revolution.
Jessie Eden: Dear God, are you serious?
Ada: My brother's a bookmaker. Bookmakers hedge their bets. Sometimes long shots come in.

Ada: Beneath it all, my brother's a very rational man.
Jessie Eden: Beneath all what? You mean, beneath the beatings, the cuttings, the shootings, the murders...
Ada: Yeah. Beneath all that.

Jessie Eden: Tell your brother that, when we take power, all means of production will be owned by the workers. Essential industries will be taken into state control. Birmingham Town Hall is a rather beautiful building and we plan to preserve it. What else does he need to know? It's going to happen... Aren't you a bit sorry you jumped ship too soon?

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Jessie Eden: This is not how you conduct union business.
Ada: Well... we must all make personal sacrifices for the good of the good old cause. Right?

Alfie: Fucking hell, it smells of pig round here, don't it? Definitely not kosher.

Alfie: Fuck me, looks like he's grown since we left London. He's like a mushroom, in't he? He grows in the dark.
Goliath: I need a piss.
Alfie: Do ya? Yeah, well, the place is a shithole. Yeah, so, why don't you just knock yourself out?

Tommy: So, this must be Goliath... Right. Let me introduce you to David. This way, boys.

Alfie: Oh, right, the problem, right, between rum and gin, yeah, is that gin, right, it leads to the melancholy. Whereas rum incites violence, it also allows you to be liberated from your self-doubt. I hear you're probably more in need of the old rum at the moment, rather than gin, mate.

Alfie: Right, well, you've got to ask yourself, seriously, though, you know, did I even want to piss and shit indoors? Or was I actually born that I were to defecate in fields and the outhouses. This is a serious issue though, Tommy. Cos your people, your class and my religion is quiet similar actually because you just cannot wash it out, right, because it come out your mother's tits.

Alfie: Hm, no. The Americans want it sweeter.

Tommy: And reinforcements?
Alfie: Ah, no, they're Sicilians, aren't they, they don't trust nobody who ain't fucked a goat on the morning of their first pubic hair. They've got traditions.

Tommy: Right, you tell Darby Sabini from me, that if the Italians win, they're not planning on leaving. After me, it'll be him, then you, then the Titanic. They're the fucking Mafia, Alfie. They've come here and can't believe our coppers are unarmed. They can distil their liquor and it's not against the law. They've come here and they like what they see. They're coming and they're here to stay.

Alfie: I, my friend... I am the uncle, the protector and the promoter of that fucking thing right there, in whose shadow nothing good nor godly will ever fucking grow. That, there, right, is the Southern Counties Welterweight Champion. He is of mixed religion, therefore he is godless. He was adopted by Satan himself, before he was returned out of fear of his awkwardness, he is impossible to marry off, due to his lethal dimensions. His mother terrified, she's fucking abandoned him. And there he is, stood before you, like the first of some brand-new fucking species! Any man that you put before him, right, it'd be like entering a fucking threshing machine, mate.

Alfie: Now... will you offer your son?

Michael: Tommy?... Have a good weekend.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (6/8)

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&  – Вы далеки от реалий момента, Эраст Петрович. ... Уверен, что в нынешних условиях нам нужен именно такой начальник Особого отдела. Умеющий вселять страх. Мы должны действовать, как татаро-монголы, использовавшие расчетливую жестокость как самое действенное орудие пропаганды. Слухи о страшных карах, которые ожидают всех, кто посмеет сопротивляться, разносились во все стороны, и города сами сдавались Чингисхану. Парализующий ужас – вот, что приведет нас к победе. А когда мы победим, эту разболтанную страну нужно будет стиснуть в железном кулаке и долго, долго не разжимать хватку. Пока съехавшее с глузда население не вернется в разум. Наши витии любят разглагольствовать о «белой правде». Чушь это. Настоящая правда совсем другого цвета.
     – К-какого же?
     – Коричневого. Цвета дерьма – пардон, мадам. Дурно пахнущая и, мягко говоря, неаппетитная, зато честная. Правда в том, что всякое государство, а уж наше в особенности, держится только страхом и принуждением. Люди делятся на тех, кто принимает решения, и тех, кто их исполняет, даже если не хочет. Потому что боится ослушаться. Русь зашаталась и начала разваливаться, когда слабый и неумный царь в девятьсот пятом году затеял играться в свободы. Все, кому предписано помалкивать, сразу разговорились. Стадо, которому полагалось собираться, только когда прикажут, немедленно превратилось в стаю. Кому от этого стало лучше? Никому. В России, которую мы построим на этом пепелище заново, всё будет иначе.
     – Как? – коротко спросил Фандорин.
     – Крепко и прочно, а для стада – страшно. Сначала мы развешаем по площадям и перекресткам красных, малиновых и бледно-розовых. И висеть они будут долго, пока не истлеют. Как стрельцы при Петре Великом. Всех ворчащих отправим в специальные лагеря, где они или сдохнут, или перевоспитаются. У нас будет сильная, вездесущая тайная полиция, одно название которой будет повергать в трепет.

&  – Ты бывал в Новой Зеландии?
     – Да. П-почему ты спрашиваешь?
     – Там хорошо? Действительно лучший на земле климат?
     – Там очень с-скучно. Никогда ничего не происходит.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (5/8)

<< Ранее

&  – Не живали вы в подполье, молодой человек. Большевистской диалектики не знаете. Кто тебе товарищ, а кто нет – вопрос ситуационный.

&  С мужчинами иметь дело легко, особенно с сильными. Будь с ними слабой, во всем спрашивай совета и проси рассказывать о былых подвигах.

&  Прав древний мудрец: благородному мужу не следует заводить семью. А коли завел – переставай жить по правилам благородного мужа, ты уже не один на свете.

&  – Нельзя всё сводить к целесообразности! Люди не щепки!
     – Диалектика, Романов, большевистская диалектика. Вбейте себе в голову: люди не бывают хорошими или плохими, они делятся на своих и чужих. Свои – те, кто полезен. Чужие – те, кто вреден. И своими ради чужих, полезными ради вредных я рисковать не намерен. Всё. Кончен разговор.
     – Когда-нибудь партия решит, что вы тоже перестали быть полезным, и выкинет вас на свалку!
     Но Зуева было не прошибить.
     – Значит, туда мне будет и дорога.

&  душа – как вода. Ударит мороз – становится холодной и каменно твердой. Кажется, что это навсегда, что зима никогда не закончится. Но приходит весна, и камень тает, сочится капелью, растекается влагой, которая под лучами горячего солнца начинает нагреваться.

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Marius Josipovic

Sneaky Pete 2×8

Maggie: We need him... To get the money and stay alive.

Marius: The trick is always impossible until it isn't. Those are your words.
Porter: Maybe I was wrong.

Porter: ...And we're still gonna get the money from them, right?
Marius: We're definitely getting the money.

Otto: Julia, what the hell have you gotten yourself into?

Taylor: ...It's all gonna come to light, and you're gonna be disbarred and jailed before the next fucking "Star Wars" movie comes out.

Marius: A man got acid thrown in his face. I think, under the circumstances, it is okay to lie!
Maggie: You know my problem isn't the lying. My problem is it was the wrong lie.

Maggie: Fine, I don't have Ethel's extraordinary gift. Sometimes the spirit... it reaches out, sometimes not, so yes, in order not to leave the client hanging, sometimes I use... shortcuts to help.
Marius: Shortcuts? You mean like you pay attention to what they wear and how they talk and how they move and what they look at? Maybe you take a peek in their purse when they get up to go to the bathroom? How is that any different from what I do?

Marius: What is my gift?
Maggie: To just not care.

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Taylor: ...You wanna be a hero.
Lance: Well, who doesn't? Did you become a cop for the pension plan?

Otto: Marius, it's really a pleasure to... Oh!
Marius: Yeah, he's a... He's a hugger. It was a problem on the cell block.

Marius: Well, I'm not gonna do it anymore. I'm Pete Murphy from here on out.

Audrey: You didn't find the gun?
Taylor: No, I told you, I found the gun. I couldn't find the grave.
Julia: Gun? Grave?
Otto: I'll make coffee.

Frank: Where'd it go?
Marius: It's magic, is where it went.

Greer: There's one for each of you. Everything you've ever been even suspected of doing since you were 18 years old. Every con, every hack, every safe cracked, every five-finger discount, every drug pushed on the reserve, every house robbed.

Marius: You... You know what you're doing? You know what we call it in the confidence world? It's called an urban cowboy. It's all hat and no cattle.

Luka Delchev: How? And don't give me fucking "magician secret" bullshit.

Luka Delchev: It's doable.
Marius: I think it's doable.
Luka Delchev: Not asking. Saying.

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Best Laid Schemes...

Outlander 2×6

Monsieur Forez: Make no mistake, Madame Fraser. To choke a man to death at the end of a rope, anyone can do this. But to properly execute the sentence of drawing and quartering... that requires great skill indeed.
Claire: I imagine so.
Monsieur Forez: First, the man or woman... must be hanged... but with judgment, so that the neck is not broken. As death approaches, you must reach inside the cavity and grasp the heart. The main difficulty lies in severing the large vessels above quickly... so that the organ may be pulled forth... while still beating. You wish to please the crowd. As for the rest... mere butchery. Once life is extinct... there is no further need for skill.
Claire: No, I suppose not.

Master Raymond: Don't worry, no matter how often one removes weeds, they have a habit of reappearing. We will meet again, Madonna, in this life or another.

Murtagh: Masquerades and games. What's next? A rousing game of charades?

Murtagh: If you believe yer wife to be... a witch... then who am I to contradict ye?... But you shoulda trusted me with that knowledge from the beginning.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (4/8)

<< Ранее

&  Человек по-настоящему свободен, лишь когда ни от кого не зависит.

&  – Нечасто доводится поговорить с умным, взрослым человеком. Вечная проблема педагога – всё время ты окружен детьми.

&  – Вы умный человек. Не вам объяснять, что с детьми без наказаний нельзя – испортятся. За хорошее детей надо поощрять, за плохое – давать взбучку. Для их же пользы и в наущение другим. Наказание обязательно должно быть страшным. Потому что страх – отличный воспитатель. Жизнь, главный учитель, вообще страшная. И жестоко наказывает провинившихся. Если кара понятна и справедлива, люди всегда ее одобрят.

&  пошлость – это когда низменное прикидывается возвышенным...

&  – Возвращение к простым нравам, будь то «черная правда» или «зеленая», меня не привлекает. Я за сложные н-нравы. Я за цивилизацию. Коли моя страна хочет опроститься – ради бога, но без меня.

&  – Возраста зрелости?
     – Да. У правильно живущего мужчины зрелость наступает в шестьдесят четыре года. Это восемь восьмерок – пора физического и интеллектуального совершенства. Считается, что перед человеком открывается самый плодотворный и п-приятный этап жизни, движение от земного совершенства к небесному, к мудрости, которая тоже состоит из двух восьмерок, но не перемноженных, а соблюдающих равновесие: восемьдесят восемь лет.

&  Принципиальность – удел умных мужчин и глупых женщин.

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The Reluctant Taxidermist

Sneaky Pete 2×7

Luka Delchev: Wait, wait, wait... You put $11 million inside fucking buffalo?

Frank: How about you, Fake Pete? Do you have a vision?

Marius: At some point, we're gonna have to open up a buffalo.

Marius: Look, this is not just about the money or the job. It's about revenge.

Otto: Kid's gonna kill someone.
Sam: Yeah, well, maybe whoever it is deserves it. You ever think about that?

Valerie: You a good mother?
Julia: Depends, uh, what day it is and who you ask, but, um... we do the best.

Julia: Look, the good outweighs the bad. You'll never love anyone the way you love them, so... don't sweat the small stuff. And be prepared, because everyone thinks they know how to raise your kids better than you do.

Colin: Come on, man. It's no fun disposing of a body.

Valerie: Well, what... what am I supposed to do when the light goes off?
Maggie: I don't know. You had a yoga studio. Shavasana?

Roby: I think the road to hell is paved with a million small bad choices. People still think that if they can find the one wrong decision that's responsible for all their bad luck...

Marius: Listen... listen, we all want the money, right?

Marius: If David Copperfield can make the Statue of Liberty disappear, we can vanish a buffalo from a casino.

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My Struggle IV

The X-Files 11×10

Salvator Mundi

Kersh: I'm closing the X-Files. I want Mulder and Scully's badges.

Scully: Just come back alive.

Mulder: I had some payback... to pay back.

William: You know why nobody's gonna mess with me?.. 'Cause I have superpowers.

Mulder: My name is Mulder. I'm your father.

Skinner: There's something you need to know. Something you may not want to hear... It's about your son. And who his father is...

Mulder: For so long, I believed.

Mulder: What am I now if I'm not a father?
Scully: You are a father.
Mulder: What are you talking about?... That's impossible.
Scully: I know. I know it is. It's more than impossible.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (3/8)

<< Ранее

&  А ведь мудрый папа еще осенью семнадцатого сказал, что российская почва истощилась и горшку с цветком пора перебираться в иные черноземы. «Психиатры нужны только там, где психически здоровые люди изолируют от общества психически больных, а в стране, где психи сажают здоровых, мне делать нечего».

&  Мудрый доктор Турусов учил дочку: «Быть женщиной очень выгодно. Когда удобно – ты слабая. Когда понадобится – сильная. Пользуйся гонором и мышечной силой мужчин, ими легко манипулировать. Миром вообще должны управлять женщины. Бо́льшую часть своей истории человечество просуществовало при матриархате, и всё было отлично. Проблемы начались, когда общество возглавили мужчины».

&  – Весной прошлого года мы с другом поступили по-восточному. Один мудрец две тысячи лет назад сказал: «Если мир перестал тебе нравиться, а ты не можешь его изменить,предоставь мир собственной к-карме и удались». Вот мы и удалились.

&  – Сначала вернулись домой. Посмотреть, что с Москвой. И я увидел, что там, в моем родном городе, стало совсем нельзя жить. Не оттого, что красный террор, а оттого что никто ему не противостоит. Люди просто живут и ждут, чем всё закончится. Служат за паек, ходят в синематограф, шепчутся о п-политике, играют в карты... Знаете, у меня нет претензий к плохим людям. С ними ясно: они на стороне Зла. Но мне тяжело смотреть на хороших людей, которые неумны или слабы. За свою долгую жизнь я пришел к выводу, что Злу больше везет со своими сторонниками, чем Добру. И дезертиры из армии Добра гораздо многочисленнее. Это понятно даже и с физической точки зрения. Падение дается легче, чем подъем, подчинение легче, чем сопротивление. Я уехал из-за всеобщего бессилия.

&  – Белые меня не интересуют. Они хотят вернуться во вчерашний день, а это никогда не удается. Революция потому и случилась, что во вчерашнем дне России было плохо.

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Blackbird

Peaky Blinders 4×3

Bradley: They're mostly farm hands from down Worcester way. But I'll show 'em. Hungry men learn fast.

Bradley: What about security?
Arthur: Yeah, well, about that... By order of the city of Birmingham police department, you and your ugly workforce are now under the protection... of the Peaky fucking Blinders.

Polly: Whilst working for this company, I have killed a man, I have lost a man, I have found a son, I have nearly lost a son, I have nearly lost my own life. Now, I will accept my job back, if the terms on offer are favourable... but I will not behave myself.

Linda: In this sinful place, there will be temptations. It's my responsibility as your wife to help you resist those temptations. By putting myself between you... and the devil. In the words of my sinful Catholic mother, "Keep his balls empty and his belly full."
Arthur: God rest her soul.

Tommy: We need to forget the idea that it has to be Arthur that pulls the trigger. Tradition will just fuck us up.

Tommy: We need Luca Changretta dead. That's it.
Polly: Dropping the law of the bullet is part of the process of modernisation that I was working on before I were... before I was executed.

Tommy: Concentrate on what unites us. This is all temporary.
Polly: Yeah, temporary, right.

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Arthur: OK, I wasn't going to hit ya... but that wasn't fucking nice.

Linda: I don't want you dead. Polly doesn't want you dead. Let Mr Gold do the killing. For money. It's the modern way, Arthur.

Tommy: Was it fear, or was it hatred?

Tommy: Your family are safe only at my discretion. Now... explain to me...

Devlin: Mr Shelby, please. ... Before you, I was an ordinary working man.
Tommy: Yeah, and now you're one of us.

Polly: Linda? This is a betting shop.
Linda: Look... Arthur said yes. Tommy said yes.
Polly: But did God say yes? Gambling is a sin, Linda.
Linda: It's not me that's doing the gambling. I'm just taking the bets.

Polly: Ladies, let's give our boss a first day that he'll never forget.

Lizzie: Are you kissing her or me?

Lizzie: Why?
Tommy: Because I promised someone I was going to change the world...
Lizzie: You do realise, Tommy, we're all going fucking mad here.
Tommy: Yeah, I know. Come on.

Luca: You are an unlikely Cassius.

Luca: You want to dance?...
Polly: I don't dance any more.
Luca: Yeah, that's a shame... cos you're dancing with me.

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The Last Heartbreak

Lucifer 3×18

Ray: Looks like the Broken Hearts Killer strikes again.
Pierce: Stop calling him that.
Ray: Why? What's the problem?
Pierce: Because you never know when something stupid like that's gonna stick.
Ray: Come on. That'll never stick.

Lucifer: See, we've got this, Lieutenant. No need to mess with success.

Ella: Yep. Don't worry. Nothing's changing. Nothing at all.

Lucifer: I hate to break it to you, Cain, but there's only room for one immortal in the detective's life, and that position's already been filled.

Chloe: Lieutenant, we need you on this case.
Lucifer: And I normally love threesomes...

Cain: I like rocks... The thing about rocks is they're old. They never change. I've taken one from all the places I've visited.

Lucifer: You don't get to decide who someone wants to be with... And neither do I.

Maddie: You have to risk the broken heart if you wonna get something out of this life, right?

Cain: She's the key to finally getting what I've always wanted.

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Борис Акунин — Не прощаюсь (2/8)

<< Начало

&  Ибо сказано: «Благородный муж презирает немощь тела, а то, что не может вылечить, почитает здоровьем».

&  К тому же сказано: если буря гонит корабль в правильном направлении, не борись с ней, а разверни парус шире.

&  Красная правда оказалась сильнее черной, думал Эраст Петрович. Что естественно, поскольку при прямом столкновении индивидуализма с коллективизмом у первого нет шансов на победу.

&  Преодоление боли – одна из радостей самурая.

&  – ...А я бы хотел навсегда забыть.
     Миркин тихо сказал:
     – Нет. Забывать мы ничего не будем. И тогда, может быть, плохое больше не повторится...

&  Трудней всего уничтожать тех, кто еще вчера был для тебя свой. Учиться нам еще и учиться. Красной революционной правде. А она сурова: твой друг – тот, кто друг революции, а кто ей враг – тот и тебе враг. Беспощадности надо учиться, без нее не будет победы. Красная правда, брат, потому и красная, что поливают ее кровью.

&  «Всё, что не траур, – праздник. Всё, что не боль, – радость».

&  Любить можно или умом, или телом, а тем идругим вместе – никак.

&  Доктор Турусов, профессиональный исследователь человеческой психики, про семейную жизнь объяснял так: «Прочнее всего союзы, в которых один партнер – цветок, а второй – горшок. Пока почва в горшке питательна и достаточно увлажнена, цветок будет делать то, что ему предписано – цвести, а горшок этим любоваться. Обоим польза».

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11 Million Reasons You Can't Go Home

Sneaky Pete 2×6

Maggie: I-I never would've guessed that... you'd end up a cop. But I guess... I don't know. Makes sense. You were always kind of a bully.

Luka Delchev: This is... this is just for... for $10. Like, uh, imagine what they would do for $11 million!

Luka Delchev: Go to farm, tie Grandma and Grandpa to chair... and burn fucking house down to foundation.

Marius: This... this man with the black aura... his name is Luka, and he's the...
Maggie: He's the scariest man in the world. I know. But, uh, right now I got to go talk to someone even scarier.

Joe: The time to worry is when the drums stop.

Maggie: So, um, I-I'm gonna say book me now or... or let me go, 'cause I need a smoke. And I don't think... I don't think that's allowed in the... in the FBI offices, right?

Joe: Here comes Grandma.

Otto: When you wake up in the morning, we don't know what each day is going to bring. Today brought Maggie. .... At my age, you... you begin to understand that family is everything. That's why I am so grateful that we are all together. Uh-huh. Let's keep it this way.

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Marius: So you think it's real.
Audrey: I don't know. But I think it's real for her.

Roby: You ever consider going for detective?
Taylor: I took the exam and failed.
Roby: Everybody fails the first time.
Taylor: You?
Roby: No.

Audrey: Something isn't right, Otto. Isn't it strange that after everything that happened last week, with Pete, the money, the police, that Maggie suddenly shows up? I know you want to believe this is a nice, happy family reunion, but what do we know?

Frank: Put on your scared face. We're going to Luka.

Luka Delchev: I must tell you... you're a slippery one. But you also must know a Montenegrin never gives up.
Maggie: I-I didn't know. I didn't know that you were from Montenegro.

Luka Delchev: Do you know, Maggie Murphy?...
Maggie: He's not my son.
Luka Delchev: Bingo.

Luka Delchev: Now... Where the fuck... is my money?

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Untimely Resurrection

Outlander 2×5

Jamie: Well, when are we to expect this shipment?
Prince Charles Edward Stuart: Do not plague me with workmen's concerns.

Jack Randall: I have come here to ask His Grace to reconsider his position.
King Louis: Perhaps you should beg.
Jack Randall: Uh, beg, Your Majesty?
King Louis: Yes. On your knees. To ask such a favor of a man like the duke would not be possible. To beg him, however, that is a different matter... On your knees... .... Not now. You English are so... literal.

King Louis: The king gives you leave to rise... It would be a shame to stain such pretty britches.

Jamie: I-I can stand a lot, more than most. I've proven as much. But must I bear everyone's weakness? May I not have my own?

Jamie: I'm a man of honor. I pay my debts.

Jamie: A year... Not one day more. Do not... touch me.

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