Tom & Gerri

Inside No. 9×3

& Migg: It’s just nice to talk to a fellow human. Makes me feel like I exist.

& Migg: Right, three on Kamchatka.
    Tom: What? Where the hell’s Kamchatka?
    Migg: There. I can bring my infantry over from Alaska.
    Tom: How?!
    Migg: There’s a sea lane across the Pacific.
    Tom: Um, what have I got now?
    Migg: Um, New Guinea and Iceland.
    Tom: Yeah, OK, you know what? You win.
    Migg: Do you not want to see it through to the end?
    Tom: It doesn’t end. It never ends.
    Migg: Do you want to play the Settlers of Catan?

& Migg: I’d like to meet this Gerri.
    Tom: Yeah. You’d like her.
    Migg: Tom and Gerri...
    Tom: Her last boyfriend was called Ben.

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& — ’You have no messages.’
    Tom: Sorry, what was that?
    — ’You have no messages.’
    Tom: Oh. No post either. They on strike, do you think?
    — ’You have no messages.’
    Tom: Waiting for my Giro to come through. I’m running out of money. Oh, have I got any messages?
    — ’You have no messages.’
    Tom: Yeah, thought not.

& Tom: La?! What’s La?
    Migg: A note to follow So.

& Stevie: What have you done?
    Tom: Oh, that’s just Migg. He’s not real.

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