& Kate: This is the second time he’s tried to sneak out. I never knew the son of a bitch even wanted to be a millionaire. He should have thought about that years ago and worked for it!
& David: So, what do you think, Dad?
Woody: It doesn’t look finished to me.
David: How do you mean?
Woody: Well, looks like somebody got bored doing it. Washington’s the only one with any clothes, and they’re just kind of roughed in. Lincoln doesn’t even have an ear. Okay, we’ve seen it.
& Ray: What’s up, Woody?
Woody: Nothing. How about you?
Ray: Not much.
& Aunt Martha: Ray’s foot’s been bothering him. Ain’t that right, Ray?
Ray: It’s okay. Just hurts.
David: Did you get that, Dad? Dad?!
Woody: Huh?
David: Uncle Ray’s foot hurts.
Woody: I know.
David: Everything else good, though? Uncle Ray?!
Ray: Not really.
& David: How did you and Mom end up getting married?
Woody: Oh, she wanted to.
David: And you didn’t?
Woody: I figured, what the hell.
David: Were you ever sorry you married her?
Woody: All the time. Could have been worse.
David: You must have been in love. At least, at first.
Woody: Never came up.
& David: Did you ever talk about having kids? How many you wanted and stuff like that?
Woody: Nope.
David: Then why did you have us?
Woody: Because I like to screw. And your mother is a Catholic. So, you figure it out.
David: So, you and Mom never actually talked about whether you wanted kids or not?
Woody: I figured if we kept on screwing, we would end up with a couple of you.
& David: Did you ever think about leaving her?
Woody: Oh, I would just end up with somebody else who would give me shit all the time.
& David: Did you ever want a farm like your dad?
Woody: I don’t remember. And it doesn’t matter.
& Ed Pegram: Back then, divorce was a sin. Nowadays, I guess it’s okay. God must have changed his mind or something.
& David: Hi. My father is here to collect his million dollars.
& Receptionist: Does he have Alzheimer’s?
David: He just believes stuff that people tell him.
Receptionist: Oh. That’s too bad.
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& David: So, what do you think, Dad?
Woody: It doesn’t look finished to me.
David: How do you mean?
Woody: Well, looks like somebody got bored doing it. Washington’s the only one with any clothes, and they’re just kind of roughed in. Lincoln doesn’t even have an ear. Okay, we’ve seen it.
& Ray: What’s up, Woody?
Woody: Nothing. How about you?
Ray: Not much.
& Aunt Martha: Ray’s foot’s been bothering him. Ain’t that right, Ray?
Ray: It’s okay. Just hurts.
David: Did you get that, Dad? Dad?!
Woody: Huh?
David: Uncle Ray’s foot hurts.
Woody: I know.
David: Everything else good, though? Uncle Ray?!
Ray: Not really.
& David: How did you and Mom end up getting married?
Woody: Oh, she wanted to.
David: And you didn’t?
Woody: I figured, what the hell.
David: Were you ever sorry you married her?
Woody: All the time. Could have been worse.
David: You must have been in love. At least, at first.
Woody: Never came up.
& David: Did you ever talk about having kids? How many you wanted and stuff like that?
Woody: Nope.
David: Then why did you have us?
Woody: Because I like to screw. And your mother is a Catholic. So, you figure it out.
David: So, you and Mom never actually talked about whether you wanted kids or not?
Woody: I figured if we kept on screwing, we would end up with a couple of you.
& David: Did you ever think about leaving her?
Woody: Oh, I would just end up with somebody else who would give me shit all the time.
& David: Did you ever want a farm like your dad?
Woody: I don’t remember. And it doesn’t matter.
& Ed Pegram: Back then, divorce was a sin. Nowadays, I guess it’s okay. God must have changed his mind or something.
& David: Hi. My father is here to collect his million dollars.
& Receptionist: Does he have Alzheimer’s?
David: He just believes stuff that people tell him.
Receptionist: Oh. That’s too bad.
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+ quotes on the IMDb
Σ Very touching.
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