Pushback

House of Lies 3×7

& Lex: No Cheetos? Dude, if I had millions of dollars, I’d have all kinds of Cheetos.
    Marty: Yeah, that’s why you don’t have millions of dollars.

& Marty: Why are you taking fashion advice from Boys Don’t Cry in there?
    Roscoe: Because he’s my girlfriend.

& Doug: Oh, my God. This is like Anatevka at the end of Fiddler on the Roof.

& Doug: Hey, Lukas! Hi. Doug Guggenheim.
    Lukas: Ah, fuck youggenheim.

& Doug: Which one of us do you think he’s gonna kill first?
    Clyde: Definitely not the one who offed his dog.

---

& Jeannie: You know when you know you’re really great at something?
    Lukas: When?
    Jeannie: It’s when they try and erase you. It’s not when you get an A-plus or you win some stupid award. It’s the moment when you’ve accomplished something that someone like you isn’t supposed to. So they say you never did. Or that you don’t deserve it. Or something. And they erase you, or at least they try.

& Marty: Hey, Pop. Where’s Dora the Explorer tonight?

& Jeremiah: Envy is a bitch, isn’t it? Ah, yes, it is.

& Jeremiah: You and Roscoe will get past this.
    Marty: Yeah, if I let him live that long.
    Jeremiah: I know exactly how you feel.

& Roscoe: They call him Michelle...

& Roscoe: Aw, Dad, my Bottega hobo!
    Marty: Lesson learned. Drinking is for boys with cheap purses.

--
On the IMDb