Two and a Half Men 8×15
Charlie: Same way Charlie Brown feels when Lucy offers to hold the football. Excited, but with a skepticism born out of countless disappointments.
& Alan: Five thousand dollars.
Charlie: Five grand? For 2 I’d have you buried in the desert and have 3 to get myself a larger penis. To be honest, that’d just be gilding the lily.
& Alan: You have $5000 in your sweatpants?!
Charlie: I prefer to think of it as three hookers and a Philly cheesesteak.
& Charlie: I love you.
Rose: Because you can’t have me.
Charlie: No. This is real. How can I prove it to you?
Rose: Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear for the woman he loved. Think about it.
Charlie: ... Would you settle for my brother’s ear?
& Judith: You go behind my back and talk my husband into giving you some loan?!
Alan: Herb told you?
Judith: Of course. We love each other.
Herb: And we love each other so much, she went through my checkbook.
& Gordon: Manny Quinn, Mr. Harper. Fashion figure.
Charlie: That’s what I said.
Gordon: Manny. Quinn. Figure.
Charlie: Uh-huh.
Gordon: Manny Quinn!
Charlie: What the hell is wrong with you?
Gordon: Nothing. Good night.
Charlie: Good night.
Gordon: He’s got the beach house, I’m delivering pizzas. Un-fricking-believable.
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