Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Two and a Half Men 8×14

& Charlie: What is it with women? They go off and get married and all of a sudden seem a lot more beautiful.

& Alan: Looking for Japanese subs, captain?
    Charlie: What? No, I’m just trying out these new binoculars.
    Alan: You’re spying on Rose, aren’t you?
    Charlie: It’s not spying, it’s... Shut up and leave me alone.

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& Eldridge: So I’m thinking we call this stunt Fart Rocket.
    Jake: No, I think we need to go with something more intellectual.
    Eldridge: How about The Dumbass Assblaster?
    Jake: No, you can’t use two asses in a row, it’s redumbnant.

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