Best Man Down

& Roger: Could somebody please pass the Mrs. Dash? She might be hiding with Mr. Dash.
    Kristin: Oh, we don’t know if there is a Mr. Dash, Dad. Maybe things didn’t go well after their wedding or something.
    Scott: Well, maybe Mr. Dash had some things on his mind, and things he had to take care of.
    Kristin: I just wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Dash didn’t go on a honeymoon and then after that stopped communicating.
    Scott: Maybe Mrs. Dash should stop feeling sorry for herself.
    Kristin: I think that Mrs. Dash is trying really hard and maybe feels underappreciated.
    Scott: Maybe Mrs. Dash should remember she’s not the only spice in the spice rack.
    Kristin: I’m not saying that Mrs. Dash is the only spice.
    Scott: Mrs. Dash has gotten very arrogant lately. Little one-sided.
    Kristin: Arrogant?
    Scott: Mm-hmm. There’s paprika, there’s thyme, there’s rosem... lot of other spices.

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& Lumpy: Get your butt back in the hotel room, or I’m gonna drop this towel!

& Kristin: He wasn’t your best friend, he was your oldest friend. There’s a difference.

& Ramsey: My mom says taking drugs for fun is okay, but taking them for problems is not. ’Cause once the drugs wear off, you still have the problem.

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