The One with the Two Parties

Friends 2×22

Sandra: Well, my goodness. What was that?
Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry. I thought you were Rachel.
Phoebe: And we weren't ready for you yet.
Sandra: You thought I was Rachel?
Monica: Yes, because, uh, you look so young.
Phoebe: And because you're both, you know, white women.

Rachel: Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.
Ross: Thanks for being born.
Rachel: Oh, thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.
Ross: Aw.
Rachel: I love you.
Ross: Oh. Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Hmm. Now I love you even more.

Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball?
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't like that gray lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.

Dr. Green: Are you wearing my glasses?
Ross: Yes. I was just warming up the earpieces for you.
Dr. Green: Thank you... Is that one of my cigarettes?
Ross: Yeah... Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip.

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