31 авг. 2020 г.

Certain Women (2016)

Laura: The lawyer said, "You have no case," and my client said, "Okay." Just like that. He repeated the same things I've been saying for the last eight months. It'd be so lovely to think that if I were a man, I could explain the law and people would listen and say, "Okay." That would be so restful.

Fuller: No one understands what my life has become. What a total fucking miserable thing my life has become. No one understands one fucking thing! Wish my wife would roll over on the highway.
Laura: Oh, my God, I swear, I will leave you right here.
Fuller: The only thing left to do is get a machine gun and kill everyone.
Laura: No. No, you're gonna have to get out. Out. No. You can't say those things to me.
Fuller: I'll... Not another word. I'll...
Laura: You can't talk like that.
Fuller: Never mind. I'll be quiet. Okay.
Laura: I'm a lawyer.

Fuller: ... And tell them if they try anything, I'll kill the woman. She's my lawyer. I got reason to kill her.

Fuller: A guy in prison. I can't believe she found a guy in prison. I'm a guy in prison. What's wrong with me?

Fuller: Did you get my letter?
Laura: Yeah.
Fuller: You never wrote back to me.
Laura: I meant to. I... I kept meaning to.
Fuller: Man, you wouldn't believe how good mail feels...

Laura: I just didn't know what to say.
Fuller: That's the thing, is you don't have to say anything special. .... You could talk about anything. Talk about the weather. Talk about your day. Just so you put it in an envelope, and put it in the mail. Doesn't have to be a tome.

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30 авг. 2020 г.

Black Hawk Down (2001)

Atto: Don't think because I grew up without running water... I am simple, General. I do know something about history. See all this? It's simply shaping tomorrow. A tomorrow without a lot of Arkansas white boys' ideas in it.
Garrison: Well, I wouldn't know about that. I'm from Texas.
Atto: Mr. Garrison, I think you shouldn't have come here. This is civil war. This is our war. Not yours.
Garrison: 300,000 dead and counting. That's not a war, Mr. Atto. That's genocide.

Todd Blackburn: That's a nice beach down there. How's the water?
Durant: Yeah, it's nice and warm. And it's loaded with sharks.

Pilla: Eversmann, you really like the skinnies?
Eversmann: It's not that I like them or I don't like them. I respect them.
Pilla: See, what you guys fail to realize is the sergeant is a bit of an idealist. He believes in this mission down to his bones. Don't you, Sergeant?
Eversmann: Look, these people, they have no jobs... No food, no education, no future. I just figure that, I mean, we have two things that we can do. We can help... Or we can sit back and watch the country destroy itself on CNN. Right?
Kurth: I don't know about you guys, but I was trained to fight. Are you trained to fight, Sergeant?
Eversmann: Well, I think I was trained to make a difference, Kurth.

Matthews: What's the matter, Danny? Something you don't like?
McKnight: No Spectre gunships, daylight instead of night... Afternoon when they're all fucked up on khat... Only part of the city Aidid can mount a counter-attack on short notice.... What's not to like?
Harell: Life's imperfect.
McKnight: For you two, circling above it at 500 feet, it's imperfect. Down in the street, it's unforgiving.


Eversmann: You know, it's kind of funny. Beautiful beach, beautiful sun. Could almost be a good place to visit...
Hoot: Almost.
Eversmann: You don't think we should be here.
Hoot: You know what I think? It don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit... Just goes right out the window.
Eversmann: I just want to do it right today.
Hoot: Just watch your corner. Get all your men back here alive.

Pilla: Colonel, they're shooting at us! Colonel, they're shooting at us!
McKnight: Well, shoot back!

Aidid: That's right. None of you Americans smoke anymore. You all live long, dull, uninteresting lives.

Durant: What do you want with me?
Aidid: You have taken hostages. We have you.
Durant: My government will never negotiate for me.
Aidid: Then perhaps you and I can negotiate, huh? Soldier to soldier.
Durant: I'm not in charge.
Aidid: Course not. You have the power to kill, but not negotiate.

Aidid: In Somalia, killing is negotiation. Do you really think if you get General Aidid... We will simply put down our weapons... And adopt American democracy? That the killing will stop? We know this: Without victory, there can be no peace. There will always be killing, you see? This is how things are in our world.

Garrison: No one gets left behind.

Hoot: See, you're thinking. Don't. Because, Sergeant, you can't control who gets hit or who doesn't. Who falls out of a chopper or why. It ain't up to you. It's just war.

Hoot: When I go home... And people ask me: "Hey, Hoot, why do you do it, man? "Why? You some kind of war junkie?" I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the men next to you. And that's it. That's all it is.

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29 авг. 2020 г.

The One with the Two Parties

Friends 2×22


Sandra: Well, my goodness. What was that?
Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry. I thought you were Rachel.
Phoebe: And we weren't ready for you yet.
Sandra: You thought I was Rachel?
Monica: Yes, because, uh, you look so young.
Phoebe: And because you're both, you know, white women.

Rachel: Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.
Ross: Thanks for being born.
Rachel: Oh, thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.
Ross: Aw.
Rachel: I love you.
Ross: Oh. Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Hmm. Now I love you even more.

Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball?
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't like that gray lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.

Dr. Green: Are you wearing my glasses?
Ross: Yes. I was just warming up the earpieces for you.
Dr. Green: Thank you... Is that one of my cigarettes?
Ross: Yeah... Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip.

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The One with the Bullies

Friends 2×21


Monica: I was a sous-chef at Café des Artistes. How can I take a job where I have to make Laverne-and-Curly Fries?
Rachel: Don't do it.
Monica: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Joey: Monica, relax. Go get a beer.
Monica: I don't want a beer.
Joey: Who said it was for you?

Monica: Hey. I went up!
Rachel: What?
Monica: My stock, MEG, it went up two points. Do you realize that if I'd invested my $127 in myself yesterday... that I'd, like, have a lot more than that today... You know what? I'm gonna do it.
Rachel: Do what?
Monica: Put all my money in me.
Rachel: You don't know a thing about the stock market.
Monica: What's to know? Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls... Yes, Manhattan. Telephone number to the stock... selling store.

Monica: I made $17 before breakfast. What have you done?
Joey: I had breakfast here, so technically I saved $3.50.

Rachel: How did you make $17?
Monica: Well, my financially challenged friends... I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Rachel: How come those?
Monica: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy. "

Rachel: She'll be a much better friend once the market closes.

Frank Jr.: How do you know my dad?
Phoebe: Um, well, I don't really. Just genetically.

Ross: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Carl: Of course. Why wouldn't you hit faces?

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28 авг. 2020 г.

Silver Bullet (1985)

Marty Coslaw: It's okay. I never did much like Sheila anyway. Maybe I'll like the next one better.

Pete Sylvester: Maybe it wasn't a good idea... telling that Smokey Bear from the detective division to fuck off.
Sheriff Joe Haller: Well, I waited till he hung up.

Reverend Lowe: If there is any word of comfort I can give you, it's just this. That the face of the beast always becomes known. And the time of the beast always passes.

Marty Coslaw: Uncle Red?
Uncle Red: Yeah?
Marty Coslaw: What if it's not a guy?
Uncle Red: What do you mean?
Marty Coslaw: Well, what if it's some kind of monster?...

Sheriff Joe Haller: We'll catch him.
Andy Fairton: You couldn't catch a cold!

Jane Coslaw: Marty had read all the legends about werewolves. And though they differed on several minor points, they all agreed on one. It takes silver to kill a werewolf. And we were taking no chances.

Mac: There it is. Nicest piece of work I ever done, I think. It's got a low-grain load so it won't tumble. Oughta be pretty accurate.
Uncle Red: Well, shoot, it's just a gag. I mean, what the heck you gonna shoot a 44 bullet at anyway, made of silver?
Mac: How about a werewolf?..

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Mercy Shall Follow Me

Outlander 5×10


Brianna: When was the hypodermic needle invented, again?
Claire: Not for a while yet. I really need one. You've seen your father. He has a knack for almost getting himself killed every time he gets out of bed. I swear that man is like a cat. Got nine lives, if not more.

Brianna: I love reading... putting yourself in other people's shoes... living with characters, learning what drives them. Usually it's love, money... revenge.

Stephen Bonnet: There are two sides to every story. You don't know mine. If I were to tell Jeremiah my story... our story... Will he... feel for me?
Brianna: You can't make someone love you.
Stephen Bonnet: Well, I've heard the expression "learn to love."

Stephen Bonnet: What happens in the end? Does he get the whale? ... I really hope that Ahab slaughters the whale and gets his revenge.
Brianna: Moby Dick capsizes Ahab's boat, destroys the ship, and Ahab is dragged under the sea.
Stephen Bonnet: What, the monster prevails? And Ahab is... drowned, then?
Brianna: Well, that depends on which one you think is the monster... The man hell-bent on revenge or the whale who's hunted.

Brianna: The sea is a treacherous place... where creatures prey upon one another. And the sea herself is... hungry for souls.
Stephen Bonnet: What does that mean?
Brianna: A nightmare.
Stephen Bonnet: The sea, uh... It comes for me. Darkness closes in. I cannot move. No one comes. No one ever comes.
Brianna: It's only a dream.
Stephen Bonnet: So you don't think any less of me for telling you?
Brianna: No. I could never think any less of you.

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27 авг. 2020 г.

Monsters and Heroes

Outlander 5×9


Claire: I had to be determined. No one was going to open the door for me. But if you're lucky enough to know what it is that you're meant to be...
Brianna: What if you don't know? Or if you do know, but you just can't do it?
Claire: Well, for most people... life as they find it is often the life they lead.

Brianna: And what about Da? Does he know what he is?
Claire: Oh, he knows.
Brianna: A laird? Is that what you call him? Is he content with that?
Claire: A laird, a husband, father... Those are no small things to be.

Roger: Ye're not going to die. We both read that obituary.
Jamie: Aye, I'm to burn in a fire, but... I feel I'm... I'm burning up as we speak, Roger Mac.

Jamie: There's a fine line between a monster and a hero...

Fergus: You know... Marsali and I try not to think about what we lack but about what we have. You and I have a father and an uncle. We should be there for him when he needs us. That's all we can do.

Claire: So why did you choose to stay?
Jamie: 'Cause ye need me.
Claire: But not because you love me?
Jamie: Whether I'm dead... or you... Whether we're together or apart... I will always love you.

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26 авг. 2020 г.

An American Pickle (2020)

Herschel Greenbaum: Life is difficult.

Ben Greenbaum: Can I get you something to drink? Macadamia milk? Or there's cashew milk. I got pea milk. They're milking peas now. They're milking everything these days, dude. You name it, they're milking it.

Herschel: How many pairs of shoes you own?
Ben: Um, like seven, maybe?
Herschel: Seven. How many sock?
Ben: I have like 20, 25 pairs of socks.
Herschel: Twenty-five socks! Twenty-five.
Ben: It's a lot of socks.
Herschel: Ben Greenbaum. Owner of 25 pair of sock...

Herschel: Is this your father?
Ben: No, that's David Bowie.
Herschel: Is this your mother?
Ben: No, that's also David Bowie. That whole poster's David Bowie.
Herschel: How come in this whole place you have so many things, but no pictures of family?

Herschel: A magic rectangle. You make this?
Ben: No, I didn't invent the iPad. I wish I did, though. But let me ask you this, before people buy something what's something they wish they knew?
Herschel: How long has meat been dead for?
Ben: Yeah, that. Also, they want to know whether or not the company they're buying from is ethical.
Herschel: They do?
Ben: Yes. They do. It's called "conscientious shopping." It's very popular.

Herschel: "Boop Bop"?
Ben: Boop Bop, yeah. It's called "Boop Bop."
Herschel: Why Boop Bop?
Ben: Um... You know, it's kinda just like the trend, I guess, these days to give apps, like, silly names. You know, Venmo, Hulu, Hipmunk and...

Ben: I guess I understand why you're a religious person. That makes sense for someone from your era. But I am not... I'm not very religious.
Herschel: You do not know Mourner's Kaddish?
Ben: Not anymore, no.
Herschel: How do you grieve for dead parents if you do not say prayer for dead?
Ben: I'm doing okay.

Herschel: I do not understand. You were raised Jew.
Ben: Yeah.
Herschel: Are you not still Jew?
Ben: Technically. I also had a Jumanji-themed bar mitzvah... It's not like I was that religious in the first place. Also, like, organized religion is very regressive.


Herschel: You will take down vanilla vodka... or I will do violence.

Herschel: You're busy? Oh, yes. Not selling Boop Bops.
Ben: You don't understand how much pressure there is on this stuff. Okay? I'm trying to make it perfect.
Herschel: Blue. Green. Red. Who cares? Pick a color!
Ben: Companies are made or broken by the color of their logo!
Herschel: Let me tell you something. In Schlupsk, we have saying... If man says he is going to throw punch, but he does not throw punch, it is because this man secretly has polio arm. This is you. You have polio arm. This your polio arm. Throw your punch! Do something, Ben! Don't just sit there, looking at Boop Bops. Blue, yellow, green! Who cares? Throw your punch!

Liam: Look, consider this an opportunity. I mean, there's tons of other ideas. How long did it take to come up with this?
Ben: Five years.
Liam: Five years. That's--
Ben: Long time.
Liam: Yeah, that's a while. Sorry to disappoint you, I guess. Maybe you can make an app where it doesn't matter if the founder's a bad person. Like a social media thing.

Christian: Herschel, we heard the terrible news.
Kevin: Yeah, what happened?
Herschel: I was shut down by evil woman. They tell me I have to "bring things up to code." I do not know how to do this all by myself.
Christian: You could scale up the business, right?.. Maybe hire some workers...
Herschel: Cannot afford workers.
Christian: You could get interns!
Herschel: "Interns"?
Christian: Yeah, they're unpaid workers.
Kevin: Unpaid workers.
Christian: Right. You compensate them in education and experience.
Herschel: Like slave?
Christian: No, no, no. That's not what I mean.
Kevin: That's a little bit of an oversimplification.
Christian: Now, listen, Herschel. You run a small, ethically conscious...

Herschel: If you do not realize you need Herschel, you are stupider than Polish person. And they are the stupidest.

Ben: Is there a lot of woods in Schlupsk?
Herschel: Forest.
Ben: What's the difference?
Herschel: Wolves.
Ben: Oh, wow.
Herschel: Sarah loved to chase wolf. She would club them with stick, hit them with rock, kill them. Very good time.
Ben: She sounds pretty amazing. I wish I could have met her. Although, maybe it's for the best that I didn't.

Ben: You can pickle more things than cucumbers these days. You can pickle watermelon. You can pickle strawberries.
Herschel: They pickle fruit these days?
Ben: Oh, yeah. You thought they were milking a lot? Wait till you hear what they're pickling.

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25 авг. 2020 г.

Famous Last Words

Outlander 5×8


Roger: I wanted you to really think about why people say what they say and perhaps to consider what your own final words might be, given the chance.
Morgan: What does it matter, sir? This is history, not creative writing.
Roger: Because people live and die by their words. They shape our thoughts and deeds. Often, they define us. Like bullets, once fired, well, we can't take 'em back. They have impact, so choose them wisely. Make them meaningful. Live a life worthy of them... especially your last words. They outlive us.
Jones: And what will yours be, sir?
Roger: It is my dying wish, O Lord... that my students write structured arguments... Supported by evidence and legible handwriting, amen.
Jones: No, really, sir.
Roger: I'd say... I'd say let history forget my name... So long as my words and my deeds are remembered by those I love.

Brianna: You really should try to speak, Roger. It'll sound croaky at first, but it's perfectly normal. Maybe just try to whisper.... All right, well... just know that I'll be teaching Jem to say "sweater" and "aluminum." It's not gonna be "jumper" or "aluminium."

Jocasta: How careful we'd be if we kent which good-byes were our last.

Jamie: Been a difficult few months. Is there a medicine for grief in your time? Some of yer wee invisible beasties to gnaw away at it?
Claire: Unfortunately not. I don't think there'll ever be a cure for that. Except maybe time. Well, they say time heals all wounds.

Roger: Everybody wants the old Roger back. But I'll never be that man again. I studied history. I taught it. Now I'm living it.

Roger: I have changed. Remember when you asked me about my last words?.. I thought I knew what they'd be. What mattered was the last face I saw. That face was yours.

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24 авг. 2020 г.

The One Where Old Yeller Dies

Friends 2×20


Phoebe: Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie... Come on. Happy family gets a dog. Frontier fun!
Monica: Pheebs, what about the end?
Phoebe: Oh, when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?
Dr. Burke: That's not the end.
Phoebe: Yeah-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end."
Dr. Burke: What about when he has rabies?
Phoebe: He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. That's what my mom said.
Monica: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen.
Phoebe: Why? What's about to happen?... I've never seen this part... Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun? Oh, no. No, no, Travis, put down the gun. No, no, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. No! The end! The end!.... Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this?

Monica: What am I wearing? Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. ...
Joey: One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.

Joey: Oh, hey, Monica? We got a question.
Monica: All right, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym. And no, I don't look.

Monica: It's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Joey: Not like him, per se. Just not unlike him.


Monica: Ugh, why does this bother me so much? I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together.
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: He just doesn't have much free time. What do I do?
Phoebe: Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off.

Rachel: Ugh!
Phoebe: Me too!

Rachel: You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks!
Ross: You never think about our future?
Rachel: I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow... and where we'll have dinner next Saturday! I do not think about our children's names!.. You know what our children's names will be?
Ross: Ha, ha, no. No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. And I thought that might be good.
Rachel: What was the book?
Ross: The Big Book of Children's Names.

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23 авг. 2020 г.

48 metros bajo el suelo

Money Heist 3×3


El Profesor: ... And then the Bank of Spain will be sealed.

Palermo: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Palermo. And I have two pieces of news for you. Good and bad. The bad one is that the Bank of Spain is under attack. The good one... We are the attackers!

El Profesor: Listen. In this world... everything is weighed on a simple pair of scales: what you can win and what you can lose. And right now... they think they have nothing to lose. And when you think you have nothing to lose, you get stronger. Well... we will... show them... how much they have... to lose.

Palermo: Okay... We have a few seconds before all the shooting starts, so let's talk about anatomy. Human beings have two eyes. And unlike chameleons, their eyes are located in the front of the head and are fixed. This is clearly a handicap for you in a shoot-out.

Tokio: Now say, "I will never mention my colleagues' pussies ever again."

Bogotá: What do you do, Miguel?
Miguel: I intern at the Operations and Systems Department... IT.
Nairobi: Unsuitable.


Nairobi: Okay. Can you see this finger? This finger points at the volunteers and it is pointing at you over and over again. So, please, step forward because you're now a volunteer.

Nairobi: My dears. In the next few minutes, even your balls are at stake.

Berlín: If a painter told you he had three years left to live, would you ask him to stop painting?
El Profesor: Andrés, please...
Berlín: Look. Would you have told Michelangelo to stop sculpting his David? No. Of course not. You'd have said: "Forza, Michelangelo! Continue doing your passion." A painter? A poet? It's the same thing. "Gentlemen, continue creating beauty." And this job, Sergio, is an apologia for beauty. It's our masterpiece.

Nairobi: Shit! Why? Why the hell does someone always have to be the hero? There's always someone who has to play the hero!

Berlín: What do you think?
El Profesor: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

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22 авг. 2020 г.

Aikido

Money Heist 3×2


El Profesor: The State has begun this war. And we shall not hide. We shall fight, blow... for blow. And this time... we're going big.

El Profesor: This is a game of chess. We're moving pieces that will force the intelligence agency to move theirs. .... Whoever strikes first... has time on their side, but whoever has to defend against that attack won't have that much time to think about it...

Mónica: Grab your M16 and do what you have to.

El Profesor: What are you wearing, Inspector?

Denver: I'm not calming down. I'm not calming down because I haven't slept for three weeks. We are no Bonnie and Clyde, Mónica. You're a management secretary, not Rambo.

Nairobi: Helsi, are you awake?
Helsinki: Yes, awake. I can't sleep with Jesus Christ watching... Christ is watching those two.

Mónica: Shut up! And listen to me. I am a mother. But I'm also your wife. And I'm a robber, too. Having a kid doesn't mean I have to renounce the other two.

El Profesor: Are you all right?
Raquel: Nervous.
El Profesor: Well, calm down because this is like... playing chess. More like the World Chess Championship, so... It's going to be a long match. The opening... One battle and... two opposing strategies. And then checkmate.


El Profesor: I've been studying the two plans, in depth. I compared both. And I must say that... The Royal Mint is difficult, really difficult, but possible. Even sensible. But to break into the Bank of Spain... is crazy... and, most importantly, impossible.
Berlín: It may seem impossible...
El Profesor: It is.
Berlín: And this seeming impossibility makes it very pretty.

Martín: Damn ingenious Spaniards.
Denver: You must be a perverse son of a bitch to think that out! Show some respect.
Martín: It's a compliment. It's great. It's a masterpiece. Unique in the world. They channeled two streams into the chamber with the gold. Twenty-eight miles of reinforced pipes underground. Why? So that in case someone touches this door... the chamber gets flooded in less than 20 minutes.
Berlín: You touch the gold, and you explode like a toad, you drown, man... A marvel!
Martín: Everything is so discouraging that nobody expects anyone to try and break in. That's why it'll be all right.
Berlín: Actually, it's very simple. If we use talent and science. The best minds in engineering... in physics, in fluid mechanics... Can you imagine them preparing for a job? Excellency applied to robbery.
El Profesor: But how on earth are you going in?

El Profesor: Do you know what aikido is?... Ai-ki-do. Using the enemy's force to your advantage. We alone can't break into the Bank of Spain. The enemy's force is much greater than ours. So... we shall apply aikido.
Denver: How, aikido, Professor?
El Profesor: Whatever we're not able to do will be done by the Civil Guard, the Spanish Army and the bank's private security.

El Profesor: There's no turning back.

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21 авг. 2020 г.

Hemos vuelto

Money Heist 3×1


Río: Two years in paradise...
Tokio: Paradise is wonderful when your life is dull... and full of traffic jams... so you go there sometimes.

Tokio: I imagine the same happens in every paradise. In the end, someone bites the apple and everything goes to shit.

Raquel: If the Professor tells you I'm one of you, then I'm one of you. Is that clear?
Tokio: Nice smack you delivered. We're not going to get along like that, Inspector--
Raquel: Lisbon. My name is Lisbon.

Tokio: A robbery? That's how we'll rescue him?
El Profesor: It will begin with... a robbery. But... But we're really going to defy the system. This time we won't be those guys who kidnap people to make their own money. We'll be the guys who take a stand. The guys who say, "Enough is enough." What they're doing to Río is a declaration of war. And we are the resistance. Right?

Tokio: What are we going to rob?
El Profesor: The gold.
Tokio: Gold?
El Profesor: Not just gold. The gold. The only gold that matters. The national reserve of the Bank of Spain.
Tokio: That's a big one, isn't it?
El Profesor: Never bigger.

El Profesor: Okay. Most of you know the rules, but since there are some new faces, we'd better review them...

El Profesor: First of all, no personal relationships. Well, that rule's been... The second rule is: no first or last names.
Nairobi: Professor. Let's get down to business. How are we going to break into the Bank of Spain?

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20 авг. 2020 г.

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)

Rocky: Read it and then sign. For the benefit of the first-timers, we go around the clock, and around and around and around. Ten-minute break every two hours.

Rocky: In a couple of hours, we fling open the magic doors of fame and fortune, so line up and get your number.

Gloria: He's gonna break an arch.
Rocky: Dig him up a pair of shoes. Or maybe you'd rather wait for the Prince of Wales.
Gloria: Have I got a choice?
Rocky: Yeah. Take it or leave it.

Rocky: Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah!

Rocky: Welcome to the dance of destiny, ladies and gentlemen. Around and around and around we go, and we're only beginning, folks. Only beginning! On and on and on and on and when will it stop? When will it end? When? Only when the last two of these wonderful, starry-eyed kids are left. Only when the last two dancers stagger and sway, stumble and swoon, across the sea of defeat and despair to victory. One couple, and only one, will waltz out of here, over broken bodies and broken dreams, carrying the grand prize of 1,500 silver dollars.

Robert: So why California?
Gloria: You don't freeze while you're starving.

Gloria: You in movies, too?
Robert: Sort of. I was a dead French villager in "Fallen Angels."

Gloria: When's the baby due?
Ruby: Don't know.
Gloria: What'd the doctor say?
Ruby: Well, see, James and me been hitchin', ridin' in boxcars.
Gloria: Nature's little miracle. Christ. Why-- What's the use of having a kid unless you got enough dough to take care of it?
Ruby: Folks can't stop having babies 'cause they don't got no money.
Gloria: You intend to keep it?
Ruby: I could never get... Jimmy wants the baby.
Gloria: Yeah. Why not drop another sucker into this mess?

Sailor: You know what I'd do if I was your age? I'd join up all over again... the fleet.
Robert: No, I don't think I'd like that. I'd like to be able to move on if I got bored or something, you know?
Sailor: Bumming? That's all right for a while. But a man's gotta belong somewhere. You know, be part of something. I mean, that's human nature, right?
Robert: I guess I never really thought about it much.
Sailor: Yeah, well, you will. When you get to be my age, you will.

Rocky: You hear that, folks? After four days of continuous dancing, these boys and girls may not be well-heeled, but you can bet they're well-stuffed. Ten minute's time is all they have to eat it in, and they must keep moving, they must keep dancing at all times... The food is prepared in our own kitchens by our own culinary experts, at great expense to the management, but they believe that these boys and girls should be well-fed. Keep eating, kiddies. Keep dancing. Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah!

Robert: Suppose we did win. What would you do with it?
Gloria: What? With what?
Robert: The money.
Gloria: Maybe I'd buy some good rat poison.

Rocky: Now, you kids who are pros already know how it works I'm sure the rest of you have all heard about it. And now-- now you're going to see it! Yowsah! The derby! The supreme-- the supreme test of energy and endurance. Ten solid, wrenching minutes of rack and ruin-- the derby! Because you're in for an exciting extravaganza.

Rocky: Yowsah, the derby. And, if I may be permitted to share a thought with you, there's a lesson for all of us in this, ladies and gents. Contestants, if you hear me back there... you don't need to be number one as you amble down life's highway... but don't be last! Round and round and round they'll go for ten little minutes. Who will set the pace? Who will win the race? Everybody excepting the last three couples!

Rocky: The management cautions that no wagering is permitted, but you can always cheer on your favorite couple, and believe me, these wonderful kids deserve your cheers, because each one of them is fighting down pain, exhaustion, weariness, struggling to keep going, battling to win, and isn't that the American way?

Robert: But why?
Rocky: For the good of the show. That's what we're all interested in, isn't it? The show.
Robert: No, it's a contest. Isn't that what it's supposed to be? Isn't that what you advertised? A contest.
Rocky: Not for them. For you maybe, but not for them. You think they're laying out two bits a throw just to watch you poke your head up into the sunlight? Or Alice look like she just stepped out of a beauty parlor? They don't give a damn whether you win or James and Ruby or Mario and Jackie or the Man in the Moon and Little Miss Muffet. They just want to see a little misery out there so they can feel a little better, maybe. They're entitled to that.
Robert: Look at us. We're all like this now. Dirty, swollen feet, no sleep. What do you want? Isn't that enough?
Rocky: Sure, as long as they can believe in it.


Rocky: Yowsah! One thousand hours of continuous dancing. Forty-two days of grueling, grinding, gravity-defying gyration, and here they still are. Twenty-one courageous couples still dancing. And how long before one of them, and just one, will survive to win the monster marathon?

Mario: You wanna talk?
Gloria: No.
Mario: Wanna move on the other side?
Gloria: No.
Mario: Sleep?
Gloria: No.
Mario: What the hell do you want?... Anyone ever tell you you're--
Gloria: Yeah, they told me.

Rocky: We're going to miss you, Shirl. Isn't that right, folks? So long, Shirl, but don't despair. Every heart in this room is with you, and that's what really counts. It's hard on all of us, after we've lived all these hours and weeks together, to see one of these wonderful, courageous kids fallout. But life goes on, and so does the marathon! Three minutes left! Three minutes of harrowing, heart-breaking hustle! Yowsah!

Rocky: Over 1,200 hours of continuous dancing, and yet there they still are, fighting, struggling to stay in the race But the last three couples will lose The last three couples will be eliminated! Yowsah, yowsah!

Rocky: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl! That's the story of our sweetheart couple-- Gloria Beatty and Robert Siverton! Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah! Now, I'm no Hollywood scenario writer, but I know what the end of this story should be. Right, Robert? Right, Gloria? ....
Gloria: Wrong.

Rocky: Do you wanna come out of this with a couple hundred bucks or don't you?
Gloria: The winners get 750 apiece.
Rocky: Right, less the bills.
Gloria: What bills?
Rocky: Look, this marathon don't run itself, you know. I got bills stacked up every day. And I keep tabs. You kids cost me money. Extra laundry, cleaning, phone calls, medical bills, you name it...
Gloria: What is this?
Rocky: The tabs on you and Robert.
Gloria: You're charging me this?
Rocky: Only if you win. If you don't win, you don't pay. I'm not out to cheat anybody.

Robert: Gloria, we have to get back.
Gloria: What the hell's the point?

Robert: I used to love to look at the ocean... walk by it, just sit and listen to it. Now I don't care if I ever see it again. That... or anything else.

Robert: What are you gonna do?
Gloria: I'm gonna get off this merry-go-round. I'm so sick of the whole stinking thing.
Robert: What thing?
Gloria: Life. And don't give me no sunshine lectures.
Robert: I wasn't going to.

Robert: Tell me when.
Gloria: I'm ready.
Robert: Now?
Gloria: Now.

Policeman 1: Why did you do it, kid?
Robert: She asked me to.
Policeman 2: Obliging bastard. Is that the only reason you got, kid?
Robert: They shoot horses, don't they?

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19 авг. 2020 г.

The One Where Eddie Won't Go

Friends 2×19


Chandler: Hey, Eddie. Aah! What are you doing here?
Eddie: Watching you sleep.
Chandler: Why?
Eddie: It makes me feel, um, peaceful.

Chandler: Hannibal Lecter? Better roommate than you.
Eddie: No. I don't think you're being fair! One night you see me, you get scared. What about the other nights when you don't see me, huh?

Eddie: You really want me out?
Chandler: Yes, please.
Eddie: Then I want to hear you say you want me out.
Chandler: I want you out.
Eddie: I want to hear it from your lips.
Chandler: Where'd you hear it before?

Joey: So you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Estelle Leonard: Joey, look at me... Look at me!.. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?

Joey: "Cab Driver Number 2"?
Estelle Leonard: You're welcome.
Joey: But... But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray! How can I go from being a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?
Estelle Leonard: Things change. Roll with them.
Joey: But this is a two-line part! It's like taking a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Estelle Leonard: Joey. I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minza... and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get, and don't make on the floor.

Rachel: This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind.
— You go, girl!
Rachel: I can't pull that off, can I?
Ross: Excuse me, your wind?
Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You know I don't... have a problem with that.

Ross: Wow! For a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in a good mood.
Joey: I'll be all right. I'm not starting from square one. I was Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days of our Lives. Huh? That's got to have some kind of cachet.
Ross: Cachet? Jaunty?
Joey: Chandler gave me word-of-the-day toilet paper.

Ross: Joey, you owe $1100 at "I Love Lucite"!
Joey: So what?
Ross: So suck it up, man. It's a job. It's money.
Joey: I don't need you getting judgmental and condescending and pedantic.
Ross: Toilet paper?

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18 авг. 2020 г.

The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies

Friends 2×18


Pheebs, play with me!
Phoebe: No! This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... forced to play soccer forever? Ugh! Hello? Human rights violation.
Chandler: Don't feel so bad. After they're done playing... I break out the plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.

Monica: Well, it wasn't that many guys. If you consider how many guys there actually are... it's a very small percentage.

Eddie: Oh, this is unbelievable! You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... then you kill my fish? My Buddy?

Dr. Burke: Shall we?
Monica: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.
Dr. Burke: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...

Chandler: So when I woke up this morning... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes!
Phoebe: Why?
Chandler: He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
Chandler: Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... you have to kill a fish.

Phoebe: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera.
Joey: This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Phoebe: Yes! I was going to incorporate that... Oh, good, here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say.
Monica: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew... What? To me, that's nice!

Joey: It changed everything. Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... and I was pre-approved! Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life!

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17 авг. 2020 г.

The Ballad of Roger Mac

Outlander 5×7


Brianna: You know, if we were back in Oxford in our own time, we'd be making our lunchboxes and seeing each other off to work. Now here I am seeing you off to war.

Jamie: How did ye ken what I was doing? "Taking stock," as ye say.
Claire: I do it too before every birthday. I like to reflect on the year past. I think everybody does. Just making sure that you're the same person as you were the day before.

Jamie: War's not like hunting. The deer and the possums are not trying to kill ye.
— But Ma says the point of hunting is to kill something, and the point of going to war is to come back alive.
Jamie: War is killing, that's that. Think of anything less, think of yer own skin, then ye'll be dead by nightfall. Ye canna waver.

Brianna: Wait. If we do stop this fight now, what if... doesn't that mean the Revolutionary War won't happen?
Roger: And America will never become America.

Roger: Murtagh, most of your men have never even seen a cannon. You have no officers, you have no cavalry, you have no artillery. Listen to me, man. You cannot win. You do not win. The history has been written.
Murtagh: Then I do fight.

Murtagh: How can I tell them to cast aside everything they've fought for, just give up? They'll not be giving up. They'll be living to fight another day.
Roger: And if-if they wait... If you wait, in a few years, we'll all be fighting on the same side.
Murtagh: Do ye ken how long a few years is to men who've lost everything?

Murtagh: Dinna be afraid... It doesn't hurt a bit to die.

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16 авг. 2020 г.

Better to Marry Than Burn

Outlander 5×6


Roger: How is it that 200 years from now, we have a man on the moon but still no cure for the bloody common cold?

Roger: Gentlemen, please, if I may... Fire! That got everyone's attention. That panic you felt in your chest, that terror, the instinct to protect yourselves from danger... now imagine if there really was a fire.

Mrs. Laurence: You should have seen the look on Robert's face when I told him that there were certain times during the month from now on when he would be sleeping in the guest chamber.
Mrs. Shepherd: And he agreed to it?
Mrs. Laurence: Well, what could he say? There it was written in plain ink: the words of this Rawlings physician. He was cursing the day that women were taught to read.
Mrs. Shepherd: But don't you think it a little sacrilegious? A child is a divine blessing. If it's God's will, what sort of woman would willingly prevent herself from bearing one?..
Claire: Perhaps the sort of woman who doesn't have the means to provide for an infinite number of blessings.

Brianna: You think that'd work?
Roger: So many stories are based on fact. Think of all the great writers, so much truth in fiction.

Wylie: Which one is he, pray tell? Silver or gold?
Claire: Silver. The gold is from my late husband.
Wylie: My sympathies... Do you mean to say that Mr. Fraser permits you to wear another man's token so near his own?
Claire: My husband is a very...
Wylie: Clearly an extraordinary man. May I ask when he died... your first husband, I mean?
Claire: A lifetime ago.
Wylie: He must have been quite the man to inspire such devotion after all these years.
Claire: Yes, he was.
Wylie: A star fixed in the firmament of a heart forever... To love.

Wylie: Oh, you Scots are all alike, aren't you? You brutes place far too high a price on things like pride. The difference between you and me, Mr. Fraser, is, given the choice between pride and gold... I'd take gold any day.

Jocasta: What are ye trying to say?
Murtagh: I told ye once... I wanted a woman who could hear in a man's voice that he meant all the right things... Even if he hadna the right words to say.

Jamie: You're a woman like no other, Sassenach. But don't forget... you're still a woman.

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15 авг. 2020 г.

The Big Sick (2017)

Emily: So, don't call me again.
Kumail: I won't. I promise.
Emily: Good luck on all your future endeavors.
Kumail: Oh, yeah, thank you... Hey, can we have an awkward hug before we part forever?

Kumail: What's the whole thing with Muslims growing beards, anyway? It's such an arbitrary thing, right? Like, who decided that, "Oh, we have to have beards."
Naveed: So, there's a billion of us, and you're the only one with the truth. Is that right?

Emily: I don't want to put pressure on you. And I know it's only been a few months, but I just wanted to tell you, I... am... overwhelmed by you. It's the last thing I was expecting.
Kumail: This is also the last thing I was expecting. And I also feel completely overwhelmed by you.
Emily: That's a weird thing to say.
Kumail: Why? I just said what you said, exactly what you said.
Emily: Yeah, it wasn't weird when I said it.

Emily: Red flag after red flag. You're such a liar. You lied to me. You lied to your parents. And those are just the people you like. Is there someone that you're not lying to? I'd love to meet them because then I could tell them what a fucking liar you are!

Kumail: Oh, you think you could understand me? I'm fighting a 1,400-year-old culture. You were ugly in high school. There's a big fucking difference.

Beth: Here, look at the comments.
Terry: This is why I don't want to go online 'cause it's never good. You go online, they hated Forrest Gump. Frickin' best movie ever.


Terry: Wait, you think you're smarter than me. You say big sentences. Okay, well, you're not. You're not.
Beth: I don't think I'm smarter than you. You just don't think you're as smart as I am. That's not my fault.

Terry: Being a parent, it's... It's a nightmare. Loving somebody this much sucks.

Terry: Let me give you some advice, Kumail... You're gonna know the woman that you want to spend the rest of your life with when you cheat on her. When you cheat on her and you just feel like shit.
Kumail: So... to fully know I love someone... I have to cheat on them?
Terry: Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... Yeah, that's terrible advice.

Terry: Love... Love isn't easy. That's why they call it love.
Kumail: I don't really get that either.
Terry: I know. I thought I could just start saying something, and something smart would come out.

Kumail: It's just really hard to do stand-up comedy when your girlfriend is in a coma.

Kumail: I don't know if you can hear me or not, but... it would be really good if you pulled through. If you have to go, you can go, but... It would be really great if you stayed.

Kumail: You look great. How's your blood oxygen level?
Emily: Oh, well within range.

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Normal People #1.9

Marianne: I just... I don't think a relationship is what I want.
Lukas: What do you want?... I really like you.
Marianne: That. I don't‐‐ I don't want that. I don't want you to say that.
Lukas: Really?
Marianne: Really. I want... if anything... the opposite. Of that.

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14 авг. 2020 г.

Bella ciao

Money Heist 2×9


Berlín: People, it's been a pleasure robbing you, but it is time to enjoy a well-deserved vacation.

Raquel: I know where the hangar is. But I won't tell them.
Ángel: Why not?
Raquel: Because I don't know who are the good guys or the bad guys are anymore.

Berlín: Nairobi... You said I was sexist, right? Well then, women and queers first.

Berlín: Old age isn't for me. Imagine me drooling or losing sphincter control? No. That takes courage. I prefer this.

Berlín: I've spent my life being a bit of an asshole, but today... I think I feel like dying with dignity.

El Profesor: If it's important, you can use mine...

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Стивен Кинг — Институт

цитаты | Институт | Стивен Кинг | excrescence | conspiracy | ex-cop | drama | thriller | mystery | kidnapping | telekinesis | telepathic | torture
  “Спустя полчаса после того, как самолет Дельта, в котором Тим Джеймисон должен был улететь из Тампы к ярким огням и высотным зданиям Нью-Йорка, он все еще стоял у выхода на посадку. ...

&  Великие события поворачиваются на маленьких петлях.

&  И тут к нему в голову пришла истина (настоящее откровение), что жизнь была одним длинным тестом SAT, только вместо четырех или пяти вариантов вы получали десятки. В том числе и дерьмо-варианты типа время от времени или может быть, а может и нет.

&  Ему было всего двенадцать, и он понимал, что его жизненный опыт ограничен, но в одном он был совершенно уверен: когда кто-то говорит «поверь мне», он обычно лжет на голубом глазу.

&  Как любил говорить его отец: Хорошо иметь цели. Они могут помочь тебе пережить трудные времена.

То, чего ты не знаешь, не причинит тебе боли, вот еще одна поговорка.

&  ...и тут ему в голову пришла одна из старых дедушкиных поговорок: Хотелки в одной руке, дерьмо в другой; посмотрим, какая из них заполнится первой.

&  Он подошел к игровому шкафу и взял шахматную доску (в память о Ники) и переиграл то, что многие считали лучшей игрой всех времен: Яков Эстрин против Ганса Берлинера, Копенгаген, 1965 год. Сорок два хода, классика.

Надежда — такое прекрасное слово, и еще более прекрасное чувство.

&  — Если бы желания были лошадьми, нищие ездили бы верхом.

&  Так ты предполагаешь, подумала она, а что приходится матерью беспечности, как не предположение?

&  Теперь это была шахматная партия, а в шахматах ты никогда не жил тем ходом, который собирался сделать, или даже следующим. На три хода вперед — таково было правило. И по три замены каждому из них, в зависимости от того, что делал ваш противник.

&  Если ты чего-то не знаешь, — это может тебя спасти. То, что нафантазируешь, — может сбить тебя с толку.

  ... Лучше оставить немного на потом.”

13 авг. 2020 г.

Money Heist 2×8

Raquel: We met... here, at Hanoi. He walked there and it only took five to seven minutes...
Mariví Fuentes: Pity, for once you land a good guy. Why do you want to know how long it took?

Moscú: Gentlemen. I haven't introduced myself. Agustin Ramos. And it's been a pleasure.

Moscú: You have to carry on. And remember...
Denver: Remember what?
Moscú: No rear-view mirrors.

Tokio: There are moments in life where you should be able to have a remote control so you could stop it. Even if just for five minutes. But some things happen with irreverent obscenity. And there's nothing you can do...

El Profesor: Nine hundred and eighty four million euros. Nine hundred and eighty four million euros. Nine hundred and eighty four million euros.

Denver: I guess if you're born on the wrong side, you die on the wrong side.

El Profesor: You don't want to hear? Why don't you want to hear, Raquel? Because I'm a bad guy? You've been taught to see good and bad guys. But what we're doing is okay to you when other people do it.
     In the year 2011, the European Central Bank made 171 billion euros out of nowhere. Just like we're doing. Only bigger.
     185 billion in 2012.
     145 billion euros in the 2013.
     Do you know where all that money went? To the banks. Directly from the factory to the pockets of the rich. Did anyone call the European Central Bank a thief? No. Liquidity injections, they called it. And they pulled it out of nowhere, Raquel. Out of nowhere.
     What's this? This is nothing, Raquel. Paper. It's paper, you see? It's paper. I'm making a liquidity injection, but not for the banks. I'm doing it here, in the real economy. With this group of... of losers, which is what we are, Raquel. To get away from it all. Don't you want to get away?

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A contrarreloj

Money Heist 2×7


Nairobi: He's bleeding out.
Moscú: Don't worry, son. I've got loads of blood. I've eaten lots of blood sausage.

Berlín: I want everybody working to the max! We're getting out of here! That's right. I've been told of another very good place at the Federal Reserve.

Nairobi: Should we start making 500 euro bills?
Berlín: The 500 euro bills are for Russians and tacky people. I'm not Russian. Do I look tacky? My tastes might be questionable but...

Ariadna: I like the idea of going away with you but it makes me sad because you're going to die.
Berlín: You'll make a gorgeous widow...

Berlín: I'm sure some people think that living with a dying man is boring and they're wrong. It's the opposite. It's going all in. Driving without the safety belt on. Riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Scuba diving without an oxygen tank. Letting go of the reins for good, no limits.

El Profesor: Like I told the inspector, surrendering was never an option.

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12 авг. 2020 г.

The Outsider (2019)

Marshal Walker: You expect me to believe one man did this? One man. One unarmed man did all this.

James Walker: God turned his back on us a long time ago.

Marshal Walker: You better be ready to go all-in.

James Walker: I'm going to finish what you couldn't end.

James Walker: He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away. Revelation 21:4. Go be with your God. You always loved him more than me.

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The One Where Eddie Moves In

Friends 2×17


Phoebe: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Chandler: Wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.

Rachel: Oh, God, Ross, if you care about me, get the pie out of the man's hood.
Ross: Get the what?
Rachel: There's a pie in the hood. Go. ...
'Pie in the Hood' Man: What are you doing?
Ross: I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood. I have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants... and I'll be back in the hospital by 7.

Chandler: So, what do you say, boys? Should I call him?... You know what they say: Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Monica: But you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have time alone with my thoughts. But it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.

Phoebe: I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh. This is so cool. Now I can hear what you hear.
Monica: Pretty, uh, different, huh?
Phoebe: Oh, I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented.

Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, all right, man?
Chandler: All right. So, what's it about?
Joey: Eggs. Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Chandler: Well, I like both eggs equally.
Joey: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally. You like one better, and I wanna know which.
Chandler: What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. You took your eggs, and you left! Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?

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11 авг. 2020 г.

The One Where Joey Moves Out

Friends 2×16


Joey: Man, this is weird. Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat?
Chandler: That's what's weird? The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years.

Chandler: Whoa, yuck!
Joey: What?
Chandler: The spoon! You licked and you put. You licked and you put.
Joey: Yeah, so?
Chandler: Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush!.. You used my toothbrush?

Joey: Why can't we use the same toothbrush... but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
Joey: The next time you shower... think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Phoebe: Hey. Look at you fancy lads!

Ross: A tattoo? Why? Why would you wanna do that?
Rachel: You don't think they're kind of cool?
Ross: No. Sorry, I don't. Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right? It's like having a bad haircut all the time.

Monica: I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything.
Ross: I don't think Mom and Dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said: "God, I hope they get together. "

Phoebe: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship works? Ross equals boss? Come on, what is this, 1922?
Rachel: What's 1922?
Phoebe: Just, you know, a long time ago. When men used to tell women what to do a lot. Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible.

Joey: Hey, are you cool with this? I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
Chandler: I've never been lower or wetter.

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Normal People #1.8

Connell: I feel like everything's changed since Schols.
Marianne: What do you mean?
Connell: I don't know. Just... all this. It's real. You know, foreign cities are real. Famous artworks. The remnants of the Berlin Wall. Eating ice cream in little Italian piazzas with you... It's money, though, isn't it? The substance that makes the world real.
Marianne: Yeah.
Connell: Mm. It's so corrupt. And sexy.

Marianne: No, honestly, I... I think it's totally fair if you resent me.
Connell: I don't resent you. Why would I? I just don't... I don't think I'm... processing the change all that well.
Marianne: Well... You just need to get it straight in your mind what you think is fair and good in the world. And if you think that people should be able to go to college, and get English degrees, and go to Europe and look at art, then... you shouldn't feel guilty for yourself, because you have every right to.
Connell: Well, that's easy for you to say. You don't feel guilty about anything.

Jamie: No champagne glasses?
Peggy: These are champagne glasses.
Jamie: No, I, uh... I mean the tall ones.
Marianne: You mean flutes. These are coupes. What's the matter?
Jamie: I'm just saying, these aren't for champagne.
Marianne: You're such a philistine.
Jamie: Yeah. You were gonna drink champagne out of gravy boats, and I'm a philistine.

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10 авг. 2020 г.

Money Heist 2×6

Raquel: You know what guilty people do when they are taken to the crime scene? They don't stop talking. About weather, politics, they make jokes... Because they're nervous. They can't stand the silence. But you... you don't say a thing.

El Profesor: It was all planned out... except what happened between us... I broke my own rules. I didn't consider that variable.
Raquel: What the hell are you saying? What variable?
El Profesor: Falling in love with you.

Tokio: If you betray us and leave, and you need to call me when you're sorry, because believe me, you will be, you can call me at Alison's number. I'll keep it on.

Mónica: What name do I use?
Denver: Agata.
Mónica: Agata? It's a porn star's name.
Denver: Agata is a hot chick's name. If you were ugly, I would say, Felisa or Maricruz...
Mónica: Maria! Maria Fernandez.
Denver: Maria Fernandez? That's not a name. Nobody's believing that. Trust me, I know.
Mónica: It's discrete.
Denver: Agata sounds expensive. It's classy. Use Agata.

Arturo: I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Help me. Help me, please.

Moscú: Sometimes we try to help others and end up sinking ourselves...

Raquel: Take a deep breath. Are you nervous?
El Profesor: No, I'm fine.
Raquel: You see those lines? Every one of your lies will draw some ugly curves due to alteration in blood pressure, heart rate, breathing. So don't lie to me or I'll know. Name...

El Profesor: I guess there are many ways of understanding what is fair...

El Profesor: It happened. And it happened to you too. It happened to you too. Why are we here if not? Why am I not in prison? What the fuck is this? Are you the crazy woman from Misery or what?

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9 авг. 2020 г.

Perpetual Adoration

Outlander 5×5


Claire: How many times have I put my hopes, my fears, my secret longings into the hands of a being I can't see, can't hear, can't even feel? And how many times have my prayers been answered?...

Marsali: Ye found it?
Claire: I think what we're supposed to say is "eureka."
Marsali: Uh, what does that mean?
Claire: It means, well, "I've found it."
Marsali: Well, uh, eureka, Claire. Ye found yer penicillin.

Claire: Time is a lot of the things that people say God is. There's the preexisting and having no end. There's the notion of being all-powerful, because nothing can stand against time, not mountains, not armies. Give anything enough time, and everything is taken care of: all pain encompassed, all hardship erased, all loss subsumed. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Remember, Man, thou art dust, and unto dust thou shalt return. And if time is anything akin to God, I suppose that memory must be the devil.

Brianna: You know how to get through to people. It's no wonder they loved you at Oxford.
Roger: Well, you know, I had time to think on my long ride home. There are already universities established here. Harvard, Yale...


Claire: As a child, I used to stare at spiderwebs, watching and waiting for an insect to become caught. While part of me was horrified by watching the death throes, I was mesmerized by the way the tiniest vibrations in the web would signal the spider that her prey was near. I wonder, is time God's eternal web, silk strands stretching through time, the mildest touch setting off vibrations that echo through the eons?

Claire: Is God the spider, embracing us through our death and resurrection, or is he simply the spinner of the web, watching as the silk shimmers and vibrates through the cosmos... Awakening the real spiders, the ones lurking deep within the recesses of our own natures?

Brianna: I-I didn't know if you were coming back, and I was scared, and I was grieving for you. They were just words, words you were never, ever meant to hear.
Roger: Words have consequences.

Claire: It reminded me of someone. Someone I lost.
Arch Bug: No one's lost who's not forgotten.

Roger: So surely, the moral of the story is, honesty is always the best policy.
Claire: Not always. Sometimes the truth really does hurt.

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8 авг. 2020 г.

¿Qué hemos hecho?

Money Heist 2×5


El Profesor: Raquel. Sooner or later, this will end. And you and I will meet on a beach.

Tokio: For your life to fall apart, doesn't matter if you're in a bathroom, in a heist, or at the door of a penitentiary. You see, that afternoon, the misfortunes of three women would sync up...

Raquel: Hey, how exactly did the fight with Salva happen?
Alberto: Damn it, Raquel, I told you it wasn't a fight. He grabbed my neck in a chokehold and I passed out. I didn't touch him! He's a fucking ninja with glasses. Why are you asking?
Raquel: No reason.

El Profesor: Raquel. It's the middle of the day and they know us both here.
Raquel: Salva. It's the first time that I'm not wearing a lifejacket and am diving into the deep end. Don't tell me there's no water in the pool.
El Profesor: ... There's water. There's water.


Raquel: You're under arrest for collaboration in the heist at the Royal Mint. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right not to testify and to be brought before a judge.

Tokio: Do you know what happens when you don't sleep? Yout neural connections break down like a short-circuit. They stop secreting dopamine. They stop processing glucose. And the only information left in the brain is survival. So one thing you can't expect from a guy who hasn't slept in five days, it's patience.

Helsinki: If I shoot you, you just die. You don't suffer. Now you'll wear two kilos of explosives strapped to your body. I'll blow it up, but you won't know when.

Helsinki: If you remove the wire, it blows. Don't make sudden movements, don't sweat, don't touch yourself. Detonator... If I touch this button... Your wife won't recognize you.

Berlín: You're going to dig the tunnel until your hands bleed! At night, you may cry in pain in your cot, but you will keep on digging! You'll be on shifts without rest. Otherwise, an epic punishment awaits you. Just like your leader. A man who will be killed if he betrays us again. Who will be killed if he ever yearns for freedom again. Whose sweat... kills. A man of explosive nature... Now they're going to be scared of you, Arturo. Although we've always known you're the bomb.

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Cuestión de eficacia

Money Heist 2×4


Raquel: What do I call you now? Professor? Sergio? Or... Mr. Marquina?
El Profesor: I'll always be the Professor to you. That's how we met. You'll always be Inspector Murillo to me, even if you become my executioner.

Berlín: Five days? It's hard to believe it's been a few days, isn't it? You see... We confess that this is a very hard time for us. The situation is critical. We have no other option but to surrender. That's why you're here. This gesture is the beginning of the end for everyone.

El Profesor: I admit you're winning, but this is only one battle. It's nothing compared to the war.
Coronel Prieto: He still teases you, with a riot on his hands?
Raquel: He's a rock star.

Raquel: Anything troubling you?
El Profesor: No. I'm worried it's been the best night of my life.
Raquel: Salva. You've already won me over, no need to exaggerate.
El Profesor: It's true. But I wasn't planning on it. I hadn't anticipated it.
Raquel: Oh, you hadn't anticipated it? Do you anticipate everything?
El Profesor: I'm a man who... picks out the clothes he's going to wear the day before. A man who became obsessed... with... making the best cider in the world. And... And I studied it all. Acidity, fermentation... every possible reaction of each ingredient. Year... after year, after year. And you can get one bad apple... that ruins the whole barrel.

El Profesor: Finish with the heist. Do what you have to do. And then we go.
Raquel: Okay. Okay. ..... Everyone listen up!...

El Profesor: Nairobi, listen. A match in the World Cup. And Brazil is playing against Cameroon. Who wins?
Denver: Easy!
El Profesor: Or rather... who do you want to win?
Moscú: I'd say Brazil wins. But I'd root for Cameroon.
Nairobi: Cameroon.
El Profesor: Yes. ... Look, by instinct, human beings always, always side with the weaker one. The underdog. So if we show the world our weaknesses, our wounds, that we are on the verge of surrendering. It will produce a... a shudder.
Moscú: I think any guy who isn't Brazilian would go for Cameroon.
Denver: Even some Brazilian guys.
Nairobi: Or Brazilian girls.
El Profesor: Yes, or Brazilian girls.

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7 авг. 2020 г.

Little Women (2019)

Mr. Dashwood: The country just went through a war. People want to be amused, not preached at. Morals don't sell nowadays.

Jo March: Should I tell my... uh, my friend you'll take another if she had one better than this?
Mr. Dashwood: We'll look at it. Tell her to make it short and spicy. And if the main character's a girl, make sure she's married by the end. Or dead. Either way.
Jo March: Excuse me?

Aunt March: Is there a reason you stopped reading Belsham?
Jo March: I'm sorry. I'll continue.
Aunt March: You mind yourself, deary. Someday you'll need me and you'll wish you had behaved better.
Jo March: Thank you, Aunt March, for your employment and your many kindnesses, but I intend to make my own way in the world.
Aunt March: Oh, well. No. No one makes their own way. Not really. Least of all, a woman. You'll need to marry well.
Jo March: But you are not married.
Aunt March: That's because I'm rich. And I made sure to keep hold of my money.

Jo March: So the only way to be an unmarried woman is to be rich?
Aunt March: Yes. There are precious few ways for women to make money.
Jo March: That's not true.
Aunt March: You could run a cathouse. Or go on the stage. Practically the same thing. Other than that, you're right. Precious few ways for women. That's why you should heed me.

Friedrich: You know, I... I don't like them. Honestly, uh... I mean, I... I think that they're not good.
Jo March: Uh, but... They're... They're published in the papers, and people have always said that I'm talented.
Friedrich: Oh, I think you're talented. Which is why I'm being so... So blunt.
Jo March: Well, I can't afford to starve on praise.

Jo March: When I get in a passion, I get so savage. I could hurt anyone, and I'd enjoy it.
Marmee March: You remind me of myself...
Jo March: But you're never angry.
Marmee March: I'm angry nearly every day of my life.
Jo March: You are?
Marmee March: I am not patient by nature. But with nearly 40 years of effort, I'm learning to not let it get the better of me.

Marmee March: There are some natures too noble to curb and too lofty to bend.


Amy March: I'm a failure.
Laurie: That's quite a statement to make at 20.
Amy March: Rome took all the vanity out of me, and Paris made me realize I'd never be a genius, so I'm giving up all my foolish artistic hopes.
Laurie: Why give up? You have so much talent and energy.
Amy March: Talent isn't genius. And no amount of energy can make it so. I want to be great or nothing.

Amy March: I've always known I would marry rich. Why should I be ashamed?
Laurie: Nothing to be ashamed of, as long as you love him...
Amy March: It isn't something that just happens to a person.
Laurie: I think the poets might disagree.
Amy March: Well, I'm not a poet. I'm just a woman. And as a woman, there's no way for me to make my own money. Not enough to earn a living or to support my family. If I had my own money, which I don't, that money would belong to my husband the moment we got married. If we had children, they would be his, not mine. They would be his property. So don't sit there and tell me that marriage isn't an economic proposition, because it is. It may not be for you, but it most certainly is for me.

Beth March: Do what Marmee taught us to do. Do it for someone else.

Aunt March: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.

Amy March: You're not angry at me?
Life is too short to be angry at one's sisters.

Jo March: I care more to be loved. I want to be loved.
Marmee March: That is not the same as loving.
Jo March: I know. You know, I just... I just feel... I just feel like... women, they... They have minds and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they've got ambition and they've got talent, as well as just beauty. And I'm so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for. I'm so sick of it. But I'm... I'm so lonely.

Jo March: Well, it's just about our little life.
Amy March: So?
Jo March: Well, who will be interested in a story of domestic struggles and joys? It doesn't have any real importance.
Amy March: Maybe it doesn't seem important because people don't write about them.
Jo March: No, writing doesn't confer importance. It reflects it.
Amy March: I don't think so. Writing them will make them more important.

Mr. Dashwood: No! No, no, that won't work at all.
Jo March: She says the whole book she doesn't want to marry.
Mr. Dashwood: Who cares? Girls want to see women married, not consistent.
Jo March: No, it isn't the right ending.
Mr. Dashwood: The right ending is the one that sells. Trust me. If you decide to end your delightful book with your heroine a spinster, no one will buy it. It won't be worth printing.
Jo March: I suppose marriage has always been an economic proposition, even in fiction.
Mr. Dashwood: It's romance.
Jo March: Heh, heh, it's mercenary.

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